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posted ago by takemylife_letbe ago by takemylife_letbe +4577 / -1
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RedRaven 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm personally going for option 2. I look like I belong to the dem demographic anyway, hoping that and going early are enough for me to slide in under the radar.

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skygz 8 points ago +8 / -0

buy a kombucha and give them the black power fist and they'll let you through. plus your tummy will feel better

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

I look like I belong to the dem demographic

It is never too late to get off of the soy and hit the weight room

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conservativeyuppie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you just assume their gender???!!11!!

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

I appreciate the sentiment, but the joke falls a bit short when someone doesn't use any pronouns.

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RedRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

By that I mean, I'm a short skinny white girl with short hair :P

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Continue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Girls can hit the gym too.