Across the street neighbor has two up so I have to have two as well but since they arrived so close to election day I'm going to pick one out of the yard and take it to work with me Tuesday. I'll have it on the dash for good luck while casting the REDDEST fucking ballot all of Tuesday evening, then little Sign and I will sit on the couch and watch the votes roll in. Early Wednesday morning, when its evident Trump has won in a historic land slide and has also taken the popular vote I'll retire Sign to my office on the shelf next to my Trump Chia pet and my Space Force cap. I like to imagine they'll reminisce about the hard days endured so so many might again experience good days, with lower taxes, no threat of invasion via our southern border and the freedom to endorse a candidate without fear of retribution by the radical left.

I'll of course keep one on the patio as a reminder to anyone passersby, blue haired wackadoo or God Fearing Patriot, stop by for a cup of coffee or fuck around and find out THIS IS TRUMP COUNTRY