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() ⛽ NO OIL JOE ⛽
posted ago by Ronald__Dregan ago by Ronald__Dregan +4608 / -0
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Tremend0us 103 points ago +103 / -0

If Biden was just some regular guy, his kids would be taking his car keys from him and interviewing home health aides to babysit him, wipe his ass and make sure he takes his meds.

Instead we have millions of dumb cunts with such inexplicable hate for Trump that they’re desperately trying to get this dementia-addled smear into office, so he can hand it off to Skankala Harris in a few months.

If they win, a prostitute will rise to the highest office of the land.

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dickwagger 20 points ago +20 / -0

I was going to make a joke about all of our previous Presidents have prostituted themselves out to one avenue or another. But decided against it.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 11 points ago +11 / -0

The phrase "Whore of Babylon" comes to mind...

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DuplexFields 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuuuuuck. I knew when Iraq was invaded that Babylon wasn’t symbolic in that prophecy, but I never figured the same would be true of the whole thing!

Looking forward to the big kaiju battle with the horned hydra and the Dragon at the very end.

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4_Moar 11 points ago +11 / -0

^ This guy nails it. Biden is either:

a) Demented b) Sometimes on drugs c) Missing his medication doses

None are suitable for the Presidency.

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Buce-Nudo 32 points ago +32 / -0

Oh my goodness, he can't even put syllables together, let alone sentences!

This is elder abuse. His family should be (more) ashamed.

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stormcloud 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't feel too badly for him, sounds like he (allegedly) never had a problem abusing them either.

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TennesseePride 29 points ago +29 / -0

He thinks he so fucking cool with his sunglasses on.

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TennesseePride 11 points ago +11 / -0

True.

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Johndenver 5 points ago +8 / -3

Might even be hiding that it's not even Biden.

Could be a body double. Or some B-list actor in elaborate costume.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 5 points ago +5 / -0

Then you would expect he could speak English without sounding like a retard.

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Strategerium 2 points ago +2 / -0

With the sunglasses, he looks about ready to drop a new scat album.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 13 points ago +13 / -0

I wish I could have added it to my Scatman Joe mix. https://thedonald.win/p/11PW7uuA2o/scatman-joe-my-meme-army-submiss/c/

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captn_crunch 77 points ago +77 / -0

Insta-stickied.

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donaldismydad 10 points ago +11 / -1

so, joepedo has had TWO brain surgeries...clearly needs a THIRD brain surgery to fix that trainwreck of a mind

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don_piledrive_hilary 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe it's adderall. Maybe it's high energy.

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SomaticallySpeaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

♬♩ Maybe he's born with it; maybe it's Adderall. ♫ ♪

Or Dementia...

Or "allegedly" incestuous pedophilic guilt, eating away at his brain, again, due to the physical manifestation of evil inside his skull.

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 9 points ago +9 / -0

An aborted abortion.

Kinda like his current campaign.

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SomeDiggity 33 points ago +33 / -0

Oh shit what did I miss? What’s a badakathcare? Is it similar to trunalilimunumaprzure??

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stormcloud 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are many theories, but some say it has something to do with not taking care of cats....trunalilimunumaprzure is of course the secret substance from the Planet Xenu with which Biden shall fight and shut down the fearsome Covid monster in gladiatorial combat on Planet Heineken...or at least that's what sources close to Joe have told me.

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Shreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Badakathcare is Biden's signature health plan that covers prescription trunalilimunumaprzure.

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Azith42 28 points ago +28 / -0

so im seeing this....word... everywhere but no explaination of where it came from. I assume Joe had another senior moment, but apparently its being hushed up?

Any video?

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prof_robinson 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thats all I needed... you guys gotta realize that you are on things minute by minute... some up us weren't up to speed on the trunalilimunumaprzure / badathkatcare changeover

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prof_robinson 2 points ago +3 / -1

Okay... awesome... but - from a quasi-outsider pov - maybe you should slow down a bit and let each sink in a little...? I mean, in 24hrs, it's been 3 crazy incomprehensible "new words"... at this rate, there'll be a dozen more by tuesday! Marinate them more

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

My dude. I like logged off for an hour and I already had to deploy the Gandalf meme. There's no way to keep up with Joe's mushbrain.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine being someone who voted for this guy. He literally doesn't have a functioning brain. That's how retarded the left is. They vote to be lead by someone whose brain doesn't function.

I feel like having a functioning brain is literally the least you could ask for, and not having one should probably disqualify you from even driving a car, let alone leading the free world. But what do I know? That's probably white supremacy or something.

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MAGAPlenty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Turn your head for a minute and you miss fresh keks out of the oven

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Sigma 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like the old saying goes, “If you have to ask, you’ll never trunalimunumaprzure.”

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ed_shaw 14 points ago +14 / -0

Train wreck

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sleepy Joe belongs in a nursing not the White House

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ObongoForPrison2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Belongs in a gallows.

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brassmule 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is called confabulation. It's a classic sign of dementia. Any healthcare professional with experience in elder care is aware of this phenomena.

Sad.

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OC_NewJersey 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only one day later and trunalimunumaprzure is dethroned.

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DaoDeDickinson 11 points ago +11 / -0

where's the badakathcare... I can't keep up with all this word salad

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CuzImAtWork 10 points ago +10 / -0
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coyote_777 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can actually translate it:

"Barack and I think it's a right for everyone to have bad healthcare"

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m0r1arty 7 points ago +7 / -0

I spat out my covfefe reading this!

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patriotblend 6 points ago +6 / -0

I reject your linguality and substitute my own!

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ObongoForPrison2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does anyone else remember when the Biden campaign tried to play this bullshit off as Joe just continuing his lifelong battle against a stutter?

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brainphreeze 6 points ago +6 / -0

The memes are coming in so thick and fast it's hard to keep trunalimunumaprze

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voter129472974 5 points ago +5 / -0

This might be the best one yet. Oldie but goodie

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Choppermagic 5 points ago +5 / -0

dam i was out today. I missed the entire badakathcare thing

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

We’re so fucked if this retard and the hoe win.

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ArmedHousewife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait...now there's badakathcare? I go away for a few hours. Whew.

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Prayfortrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://thedonald.win/p/11Q8O8djoO/award-for-all-the-meme-smiths-of/c/ Happy to keep scrolling through your posts. Thank you Pede!

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Senility is a motherfucker.

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TrancePhreak 4 points ago +4 / -0

it almost seemed like he was gonna say bad health care, making it even funnier

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bpcpdx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Scat man Joe

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Jdubs2711 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Gaft that keeps on Gaving.

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TheTudes 3 points ago +3 / -0

You so funny....

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Johndenver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe can't even remember his own name sometimes.

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such_is_life 3 points ago +3 / -0

I identify as a trunalimunumaprzure and my pronouns are badakathcare and George.

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Bidens campaign will be remembered as the Train Wreck from Hell

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DodgeCharger_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just when you think that Joe couldnt get dumber he does this lmao.

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magachudd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy hell my sides🤣🤣🤣

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Space_Force 3 points ago +3 / -0

And now I have to clean my monitor. Thanks pal. 🐸

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Pepe_longcockings 3 points ago +3 / -0

This shit is never going to get old

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Ih8leftists 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait.. I didn't see this one

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C0RNP0P 2 points ago +2 / -0

This one killed me. Oh man this one did me right