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Buce-Nudo 53 points ago +53 / -0

Everyone knows that he's running for the Maori Senate, bigot.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 12 points ago +12 / -0

And it was at that moment everyone learned pigeon gibberish

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SemperFidelis231 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't give Kumala any more ideas, she's already running as like 9 different races.

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Histrionic_Answer 67 points ago +68 / -1

This is fantastic.

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JudicialDredd 38 points ago +38 / -0

Impressive Length

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astro_eng 12 points ago +12 / -0

Clinton

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Imnotjustinbieber 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is

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lilwhitejeep 11 points ago +11 / -0

A

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Super_degenerate 12 points ago +12 / -0

RAPIST

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AugustineOfHippo 6 points ago +6 / -0

AND

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NotTheTendies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slow down there Hunter!

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IAbsolutelyDare 49 points ago +50 / -1

The meme magic is approaching its transcendent final form today.

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ObongoForPrison2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

And there's still a few days left!!

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captn_crunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're on track to unlocking the 7th and final charka of shitposting.

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FLIBS 37 points ago +37 / -0

Actually I understood this more....

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Wtf_socialismreally 26 points ago +26 / -0

Maybe it was because it was from a friendly sounding old guy and not a demented crime lord.

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HarvesterOfBallots 15 points ago +15 / -0

The pronunciation is great, the start sounds like “die mother fucker” 🤣

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123breadman 8 points ago +8 / -0

It really does

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MapleBaconWaffles 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking of https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch But this does have that pacific islander sound to it.

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Scroon 29 points ago +29 / -0

This cultural linguistic stuff is always so fascinating. It seems like gibberish to us, but you have to keep in mind that in the native language the name is just a really long clause that describes the place.

It's like if we named 2020 as "ThatYearWhenTheDemocratsWentBatshitCrazyAndTriedToBurnTheCountryDownButGotBackedTheFuckOffMAGATrumpTwelveMoreYears".

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is like a whole TNG episode about that. Where they meet an alien race that speaks in metaphors. So they don't say "hello, we'd like to get to know you" but instead something like "Thatdudestevethatmadelotsoffriends".

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cgiles98 27 points ago +27 / -0

KEK

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V2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top

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FarmerPepe 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is why God made punctuation. Somebody send a missionary to this place ASAP.

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LiberalismIsTheVirus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where is this from lol ?

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lmao 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maori language in New Zealand

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BananaWizard 2 points ago +3 / -1

There's some native land where the town's name is ultra long. Maybe America

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Ebbie8708 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey! That’s mean. This is a real language.

Who the fuck knows what Biden is saying.

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CapnKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s the name of a hill in New Zealand. Translated it means “we gave up our guns, now we are communists, nothing we can do about it now”.

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FliesTheFlag 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm dead

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WolfgangArmageddon7 8 points ago +8 / -0

Needs "folks" and "umm" in there somewhere.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh Fuck. I am dying.

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duckstuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell of a quality post 👌

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cbonez416 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha

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LionTed 4 points ago +4 / -0

the sound of two dejected car horn honks

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TrumpsWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol

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AsshoeCommies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Inaccurate. I can understand this guy.

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flabbyfanny1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Kanye_Twitty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top kek shitpost!

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pepepede_69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden is trying to copy Trump by DANCING at the end of the rally. CRINGE

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trumptrain11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking hilarious!

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IHeartMyDoggy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The memers are on fire today 🔥😂

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No_Malarkey_Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why are you making fun of the town Joe Biden grew up in?

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CentipedeDemon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking brilliant.

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2A_EH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant. Bravo!

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Tarded 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMFG. This one kills me.

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!!! I had my drink to my lips as this started and had to quickly put it down. Well done!

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FuckTheOtherSide 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this that place in Whales? If so, I've been there.

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CapnKek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jonah has entered the chat.

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FuckTheOtherSide 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t get it

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Tyrconnell 1 point ago +1 / -0

He says Taumata, I say tomato.

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like an ordinary Welch traffic sign to me.

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JackBurtonsTruck 1 point ago +1 / -0

"This is more exciting than when I saw Bobby McFerrin fall down those stairs"

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rplgn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess he is speaking some native language that everyone of is refusing to understand. Topkek. This is a failing presidential candidate imho.

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dirtbiscuit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which means "Joe changed the glue on his dentures, that's why"

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cjcivicx 1 point ago +1 / -0

No wonder they lost to Westerners... they had to fucking blurt the alphabet plus half for every command!

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find it hard to believe that a place would name itself something this long without it being intentional either for the "lulz" as they say or for the record for worlds longest place name.

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FreeJack2020 0 points ago +2 / -2

shit that's my email p.w.