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diamondsword 29 points ago +29 / -0

News headline: BIDEN PANDERS TO LATINO VOTERS, MAKES UP WORDS AND CLAIMS IT'S SPANISH

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hloblart 12 points ago +12 / -0

If he did. factcheck and snopes would rate it as false a give a translation

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Comentor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Mostly false: .While not part of traditional or current Spanish, as languages constantly evolve it is impossible to say that this is not in fact Spanish on a future era

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FGDanno 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mostly False is the new True, and they put a bunch of BS at the top of the reasoning, hoping you don't read till the very end

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9x10again 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow

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CuzImAtWork 22 points ago +22 / -0

pludolphcaldpludocountable is going to take it with a come from behind win, not even pictured.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

CONFIRMED

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MAUSGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's truly special. The others I could be charitable, if I was so inclined, and make a safe assumption of what he was trying to say. This one... no freakin idea.

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Rokaroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

something about holding polluters accountable, i think i catch an oil in there, maybe coal; his brain is melting, so three words become one; he's thinking polluters, coal, and oil at the same time but his dementia won't let his brain choose which one to say.

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voter129472974 41 points ago +41 / -0

I think it's between pludolphcaldpludocountable and trunalimunumaprzure personally.

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800080 10 points ago +10 / -0

It is Halloween

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Dumdum 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it's the one that slipped out of Nadler, now it's fighting the others that it already found in biden

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Dirk_Diggler 29 points ago +29 / -0

You guys are fucking around here, just wait. There is a foal being born right now to someone here that is going to be featured in a race one day and it is going to be fucking hilarious.

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Donkey_Schmonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

The likes of which we've never seen!

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LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

These are the voyages of the star-ship Pludolphcaldpludocountable....

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Wohwoh1911 16 points ago +16 / -0

Whenthahellaisthisallover.

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LatitudeofMind 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make yourselves comfortable folks it’s gonna be a long ride

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Jaqen 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pleasedontletitenditstoofunnyandilikelaughingshamallamadingdong

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BerdaPede 12 points ago +12 / -0

Uh, Bada-what now? Is there a vid?

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BerdaPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy hell, the death rattles have taken hold.

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impera 2 points ago +2 / -0

With already-low expectations of joes performance, that clip failed to meet even those standards. And even with the demented brain-farts aside, what retardation is it to claim that healthcare, education or anything else should be free?

Are doctors or teachers all being enslaved to work for free, and even if this was happening, are they happy to have their families starve what with them being on no income to provide for them? What a farcial platform. No awareness of basic commerce.

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PyroSphere 8 points ago +8 / -0

WHEN JOE BIDEN IS THE JOCKEY THE HORSE'S ASS IS ALWAYS THE ONE SITTING IN THE SADDLE.

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Rossphi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only the power of the first articulate, clean black man he’s ever met can save him!

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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Storybook man!

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LadyGunslinger68 5 points ago +5 / -0

BWAHAHAHA. I love our Pedes. Honestly these past 4 years have been an absolute blast. Best time ever!! Dunno if my sides can handle another 4, but I'm more than willing to try!! MAGA πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy Sheets!

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pepepede_69 4 points ago +4 / -0

We may have another one soon... speech happening right now. Get out and downvote!

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EMP2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait? Did we get a new word from Biden?!

edit: Found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upn0xT--zOg

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DonaldJLincoln 3 points ago +4 / -1

C'mon on, man!

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

This community is so darn funny.

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9x10again 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s like good medicine.

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Dumdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's menandwomenarecreatedequalwithinalienablerightsyouknowthething by a neck

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TrumpsBestFriend 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't tell if he was supposed to say "better healthcare" or what.

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thegeeseisleese 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's malfunctioning. The best they could come up with was a dementia-ridden, 'remember you liked Obama'

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ChynaBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

You shit. Click bait πŸ˜€

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Pray4USA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope it’s not like this. Praying for a definitive WIN! πŸ™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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Trump4allz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter's Penis wins by a nose

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Horses win by a nose. Joe and Hunter Biden lose by their noses.

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Badakathcare? LOL did he say simething else?

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Useful_Vidiots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fished in...

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm feeling sentimental. I'm enjoying these high level election time shitposting masterpieces so much. This has been an amazing campaign to share with you folks. MAGA forever! β™₯️

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Rusty520 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had wheeled the 12 with four other horses, story of my life . . .

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Morokei 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Kamala bringing up the rear.

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everylastjuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trunalimunumaprzure now! Trunalimunumaprzure tomorrow! Trunalimunumaprzure forever!!!

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fwgr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bakalakadakacare

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DeusVultIntensifies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm waiting for the SJW LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ community to call it.

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leon_06 1 point ago +1 / -0

is it the bathouse he mentioned to Anderson Cooper.