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Danmax67 377 points ago +378 / -1

Hunter02? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

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majorpribluda 353 points ago +353 / -0

TO be fair, he's already had to reset it twice.

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Chopblock 64 points ago +64 / -0

You’re like that guy who was right there ready to sweep out Antifa’s legs after the sucker punch.

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McDLT 24 points ago +24 / -0

Ha, I was hoping someone else would remember this classic.

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RealRedneck 10 points ago +10 / -0

What if it was Hunter in this exchange?

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ShartMaster 17 points ago +17 / -0

All I see is ********

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YoJimbo 7 points ago +8 / -1

I came here looking for a time traveler that would post a link from bash...

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worldofsmut 7 points ago +8 / -1

Surely someone is trolling Daily Mail (a fairly shit news source).

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ClownTamer 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is exactly what I thought when I saw the 02. I don’t even know what my passwords are they’re so secure.

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Nikore 23 points ago +23 / -0

To be fair, this isn't really news because NPR told me so.

/sarc

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PyroSphere 134 points ago +134 / -0

Surprised it's not Hunter69 to be honest about it.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 49 points ago +49 / -0

Surprised? I'm disappointed!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 42 points ago +42 / -0

Forget 14/88.... Hunter's all about 14/69

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 11 points ago +17 / -6

ok boomer

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Slyhillary 1 point ago +6 / -5 (edited)

He means that the Socialists are the ones pushing that

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stjimmy92 25 points ago +25 / -0

xXx69Hunter420xXX

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JMStan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easy there poon-slayer, save some tang for the rest of us!

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cpyder 8 points ago +8 / -0

He had 67 more to go...

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starboard 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s for his PH account.

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Titan107 49 points ago +49 / -0

LORD HELMET!

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kekkk 12 points ago +12 / -0

Only one man would dare give me the raspberry.....

Trump.... Trump ...TrCRASH

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schiff_for_brains 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn’t see you %$*(&$#*ing you niece, sir!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 26 points ago +26 / -0

Came here for this reply!

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FlusteredPeach2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Me as well.

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TheNewRepublic 19 points ago +19 / -0

Joe said he’s a smart boy.

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Light_Man_X 7 points ago +7 / -0

Was he turning his life around? Was he going to go to college?

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ShrikeDeCil 4 points ago +5 / -1

The smartest boy.

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TheNewRepublic 108 points ago +108 / -0

This. We’ve definitely crossed over to a different timeline.

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FREEDOM1st 59 points ago +61 / -2

It used to be Berenstein Bears.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wasn’t convinced until this comment. Everyone knows it used to be Bernstein bears.

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winsome 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nope. It's Berenstain Bears. I'm old, I know.

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winsome 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's always been Berenstain Bears. EBAY has pages of vintage Berenstain Bears memorabilia. ~`https://www.ebay.com/b/Berenstain-Bears/171219/bn_7023268155

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FREEDOM1st 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm old, grew up with not only the books but Berenstein bears VINYL LPs.

Saying "I'm old" holds no weight with me in this discussion.

I don't believe in bigfoot, or UFO abductions, and most importantly, I don't doubt for a second you know, you truly believe it was "stain."

But it's like waking up one day and finding out it was "Smarfs" all along, not Smurfs, and not only that but a ton of other people agree that they remember the real spelling.

No amount of other people saying "it's always been Smarfs, trust me" is gonna mean jack shit.

I don't even theorize a cause, I just know it was Berenstein.

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was Smarfs goddamnit!!!!

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winsome 0 points ago +1 / -1

What utter BS. Do a search on ebay for 'vintage Berenstain Bears'. There are pages of vintage Berenstain Bears memorabilia.

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ShrikeDeCil 18 points ago +18 / -0

He'll be waiting until he's got the achievement "To Mars Baby!"

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey, serious as one can be about the matrix and simulation... how could we prove it? What would be the ultimate proof? I’ve read of a suicide helmet in relation to a theory that when you die, you only die in that universe. That, in at least one universe, all the bullets malfunction and you survive. That’s the one you exist in now. In other universes, youve already died many, many times. Whether it was that car wreck you narrowly escaped or that fall you took when you were 9... in those universes, people mourned your death. But you kept living in the other universes. So there’s like unlimited universes where you are both dead and alive. And each time you die in one universe, it’s just eliminated for you to exist in. And you go on living in all the others. I tried to Google it for this comment and all I get is Rick and Morty results. But I distinctly remember reading about this theory maybe 20-25 years ago.

Anyone ever heard of this??

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

I will do some research on the pendulums. I got a little overwhelmed reading all of your reply and I’ll need to mull it over for a few days.

One thing to note, I think the idea of multiverse is that there are simultaneous infinite universes existing right now. So every possible outcome to every minuscule happening every fraction of a second actually occurs in the “unknown” or the multiverse or in the schrodinger example. That seems impossible to me until I grasp the idea of “infinite”. Then, the question to me becomes, “How do we accept this one existence in this one universe as ours?” I can’t explain that. Other than to say that what we view as reality is our reality. It really gives a profound meaning to the phrase “reality is what one perceives it to be.” That’s getting a little irresponsible if we think of living together in a society that cares for one another in this one plane of existence. But, the fact remains that the theory is everything has already happened. Ants have invented space travel. Dinosaurs speak Portuguese. Every possible outcome to any imaginable and unimaginable scenario already exists. The only variable in any of it is our singular, personal perception of its occurrence. Meh... deep thoughts by jack handy.

But, yes, I’ll look into those things you mentioned. I appreciate you sharing those with me.

Edit: I should clarify.... you say those possible universes don’t actually exist, they are only possible. I agree on the principle that nothing exists until it is experienced. At the same time, I don’t see that as relevant. They exist or they don’t. Is Schrödinger’s cat alive or dead? It’s both and it’s neither.

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NADSAQ 0 points ago +1 / -1

Maybe was a topic in “Who’s Afraid of Schroedinger’s Cat”? Sounds vaguely familiar in a pop-quantum pseudoscience way

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K-Harbour 5 points ago +6 / -1

People existed before the internet.

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ShrikeDeCil 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the best timeline.

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Feelthederp2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just said the same thing!!!!!

(Techno music) Now wait a moment....just wait a moment

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SahdTimes 3 points ago +3 / -0

This little light of mine, I’m ganna let it shine.

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overtotheright 47 points ago +47 / -0

Yup. I thought the OP’s headline was a meme till I saw the link. Wtf even is going on?? These people legit think they are our ‘elites’???

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 16 points ago +16 / -0 (edited)

Dude. This is what blows my mind about visiting Reddit. These people literally think they are the extreme top of intelligence of the human race. They talk about “less intelligent in flyover country” as if they have the right to decide what’s best for them/us. They cannot fathom the idea that they are of average intelligence.

Come to think of it, I think Socrates said “knowledge is like a circle. What you know is within it. And what you don’t know is outside of it. On the very edge between what you know and what you don’t know is the circumference of that circle. That’s your own awareness of what’s outside the circle of your own knowledge. Therefore, as your own knowledge increases, the circle gets bigger. Then, naturally, the circumference of that circle gets larger. In other words, the smarter you are, the more you know what you don’t know.

These people, knowing that they know everything about everything must have a really small circumference of knowledge. In other words, George Carlin might say, they’re dumb as shit.

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overtotheright 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

I feel the same, Pede!

That Socrates allegory is so true, and I think you’re right: they really do seem to be small circumference stooges!

That allegory reminds me of Plato’s Cave. If you google that there’s tons of explanations but basically they’re forced to stay so deep in the cave that they think they’re geniuses even though they haven’t even realized that they’re in a cage and have never even see the outside world!

The funniest example I saw if this was just the other day: a guy who previously posted that he is a Boeing employee on Reddit said something like “these Trumpers will be left with such a shitty economy if all of us intelligent knowledge workers emigrate to escape Trump’s rule”. And when I read that, I was like “buddy, you work for a company that murdered nearly 1000 people with your shoddy aircraft designs and then nearly bankrupted hundreds of airlines and travel-industry companies when that aircraft had to be recalled, causing economic detestation that required taxpayers across the globe to bail your asses out to save a lot of those companies and their jobs... hell yes we can run our economy just fine without you retards causing economic devastation that the rest of us have to clean up while also murdering thousands of people through shoddy workmanship! We can do just fine without you, thanks!”

It’s not just Boeing either, now consider the liberals working in Goldman-Sachs or Bank of America (who obviously played huge roles in the global financial crash and combined donated over 1 billion to BLM in June!), or liberals working in Hollywood or in TV or in magazines or in MSM new (who all fill people’s heads full of propaganda) and so on. Without these retarded scumbags, our economy may be smaller, but it’ll be much much better for us!

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t find via Google any reference to this. I heard it from my dad. And, I actually called him at midnight tonight to ask where he got the idea. He said it was from an 8th grade history teacher. 😂😂. I don’t believe him.

In doing my own research, I found this quote from Albert Einstein that alludes to the principle.

“as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.”

Einstein was pretty popular around the time dad was in 8th grade. Maybe his teacher was a physics buff and shared Einstein’s ideas with the class

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂👍

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Wtf_socialismreally 33 points ago +33 / -0

I am really bothered by this because this rings truer than I would like it to

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Afeazo 33 points ago +33 / -0

I always used to think the whole "We live in a simulation" thing was bullshit but every day I get more and more convinced we really are in a simulation and whoever is controlling it is laughing his ass off.

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Based_psychologist 20 points ago +20 / -0

Wait until you see how Babylon Bee became prophecy!

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desync_ 10 points ago +11 / -1

STOP.

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MAGA_KAG_2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAMMER TIME!

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Fffffffff 1 point ago +1 / -0

You laughed and mocked me, it's now proven to be true.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 7 points ago +8 / -1

This

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 115 points ago +115 / -0

ancient internet memes have become reality

Seriously, what the fuck is this timeline?

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veritasvincit 47 points ago +47 / -0

At first I thought this was a shitpost. Then I realized. The simulation itself is shitposting. May God have mercy on us all.

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ShrikeDeCil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Skynet ... active!

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charwoman 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best. Be Best.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 103 points ago +103 / -0

I was like "Wasn't this on bash.org like 20 years ago?" Yep. Thanks for confirming.

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TheNewRepublic 34 points ago +34 / -0

What is this timeline?

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Jaqen 28 points ago +28 / -0

Duh, it is clearly ********.

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MapleBaconWaffles 7 points ago +7 / -0

Could you change your password, please? It seems it currently happens to be the same as whatever you're trying to explain to us.

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senilemuffler 34 points ago +34 / -0

It doesn't meme any harder than this, pedes! Classic!

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dixond 163 points ago +163 / -0

Way older than reddit.

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Modus_Pwninz 57 points ago +57 / -0 (edited)

Yeah, the first time I saw "Hunter2" in the context of password was on RuneScape in 1999 or so. People would tell you that your password wouldn't show up of you typed it in chat, it would show up as asterisks (******) - there was a screenshot of someone telling a player this and a player replying "Hunter2", his password. This may actually be where the meme originated. Not sure.

This evolved into a short lived account hijacking technique - you'd tell someone this and then tell them it would only work if you pressed enter and then alt-F4. Alt-F4 closed the game client, so you could log into their account and steal it while they were down for a minute.

Lots of kids are dumb. Some kids are smart, and prey on the dumb ones.

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overtotheright 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s from IRC

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Based_psychologist 18 points ago +18 / -0

http://bash.org/?244321 It was an IRC.

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Modus_Pwninz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah yes! I recall seeing this as well - I'd bet it started there and migrated to RS as a joke.

Good catch!

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Lurker404 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don't forget to delete "system32". It makes your computer go faster!

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overtotheright 12 points ago +13 / -1

The Alt-F4 thing was funny shit. The one I knew was “your internet will go faster whenever you press Alt-F4”

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LurkNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dafuq? I got into RS in 2005 and then quit, forgot login info. My wife and I played back then. Got back into it last week. Started from scratch. Still a great game.

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VinnyMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

forgot login info.

Did you try hunter02?

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LurkNoMore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol! No. Contacted jagex but I couldn’t even remember my login info from back then.

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Bucktooth34 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get a password manager my dude, it's life changing.

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Modus_Pwninz 3 points ago +3 / -0

RS was only really good prior to RS2 release which was like 2002-2003. It is now a Chinese casino sim, lol. I wouldn't bother with it.

Very few people understand just how good RS was back in classic unless they were there. It wasn't just the game, it was the mechanics and the community.

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love_and_peace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yes the good ol days when a was in 3rd grade and phat were 100k. I retired with a Santa and blue mask.

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LurkNoMore 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was fantastic. Still having a good time, but yeah... I can see the bot takeover.

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Strategerium 7 points ago +7 / -0

I used to think that stories from folklore and religious traditions are just people lumping in coincidence and pareidolia.

But then we are basically seeing a case of a narrative tradition becoming prophecy, what the hell. There are pedes on this board younger than the story itself. That is just wild.

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dixond 2 points ago +2 / -0

The world is way crazier than I ever imagined as a child.

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YoJimbo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Upvote for you. That realization just blew my mind. That I was reading a dumb bash quote as a kid 20 years ago, and now people on this board seeing it for the first time are younger than the story itself. And in reference to a pedo conspiracy connected to a presidential race....

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V2020 59 points ago +59 / -0

Meme magic is real.

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permissible_missile 58 points ago +58 / -0

That's a bash.org meme, back in the good old days

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MakeAmericaLegendary 21 points ago +21 / -0

The golden age.

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Continuity 50 points ago +50 / -0

That meme long precedes reddit.

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tpark 37 points ago +37 / -0

Yes - it had to be translated from the original Aramaic texts. Many of the good bash things came from IRC on EFnet.

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TrumpTrain2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was told all the hackers were on EFNet so I stayed on DALNet to be safe.

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Minarchist_Manlet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Undernet was where the dankest memes were born.

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BigPanda71 3 points ago +3 / -0

EFNet was for downloading TV shows and Undernet was for porn passwords. A simpler time before torrents made everything so easy

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QuantumReality 9 points ago +9 / -0

Was that the actual text though? Hunter2

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nmipede 18 points ago +18 / -0

No, it was ******.

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MapleBaconWaffles 7 points ago +7 / -0

Actually, I believe it was *******.

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nmipede 6 points ago +7 / -1 (edited)

Always some autist counting asterisks. Top KEK!

Spez: Laughing with you, not at you. Autist is a high compliment here. It was my mistake. :)

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

http://bash.org/?244321

Lower-case h, and just 2, not 02. Other than that, all the same.

He probably changed his password after realizing he'd accidentally shared it.

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bluebahloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unbelievable as it may seem, yes.

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nmipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's when it got submitted, but the actual date of origin is unknown to all but AzureDiamond and Cthon98.

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 7 points ago +7 / -0

AzureDiamond is Hunter Biden. Right?

He added a 0 to change it up a bit since it was posted on Bash.

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Strategerium 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, that means he had to reset it 10 times since then, appending one more digit to the password.

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nmipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I recall seeing similar pranks floating around CompuServe chat way back when. About 10 years earlier, when no one knew what a meme was.

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Black_Coffee 71 points ago +71 / -0

Elon stop the simulation.

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sackofwisdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think he talked about it on his first interview with Lex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEv99vxKjVI

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Wtf_socialismreally 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, people are lazy. Don't want to remember a password (even though remembering a password is in itself evidence of an unsecured password) so they choose something easy.

I assume he knew about the meme and wanted to be clever or something but it just looks fucking weird and makes the simulation theory make more sense.

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Postal 9 points ago +9 / -0

O-M-F-G.... this timeline, wow.

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overtotheright 19 points ago +19 / -0

Imagine being born in the 24th century, exploring the galaxy on your Apple iRocket. Banging hot aliens and eating tasty space-food all day long. Yet still knowing deep down that nothing could ever be as exhilarating as experiencing the ancient Trumpian revolution in real time!!

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nmipede 13 points ago +13 / -0

When suddenly, a dot appears in space, ever growing larger. "Also Sprach Zarathusa" begins playing in your headset. The dot resolves into a slowly spinning silver monolith, impossibly smooth and impossibly shiny. As you get closer, you see in small letters, existing and yet not existing on its surface, repeating over and over again...

HUNTER02HUNTER02HUNTER02HUNTER02HUNTER02....

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ObamasLooseButthole 15 points ago +15 / -0

I thought this was a shitpost from the title.... Nope, God is literally fucking with us at this point.

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Strategerium 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy Ghost <laugh snorts>

Jesus: Oh, I haven't had this much since since Legion and the pigs!

God: What the fuck did you do?

-- Book of Pedes 3:16

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UpTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0 (edited)

Laptop also showed he spent $21,000 on one 'live cam' porn website. Were also sex act 'selfies' of him

Read the whole article. Fascinating

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stargunner 1 point ago +1 / -0

based

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CaptainChrisPBacon 73 points ago +73 / -0

That is like John Podesta using "password" For his password on his email.

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80960KA 31 points ago +31 / -0

Shocked he didn't use "pizza"

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gotta make it secure. "pizza and walnut sauce"

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

NATTIE

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MAGABrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cheesepizza

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago +12 / -0

And runner12345. I came here to see if someone mentioned Podesta and you did not disappoint.

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Batman 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet if you went through every member of Congress, at least one of those fuckwads is using something generic like that. Nancy Pelosi’s though is probably Vicodin69.

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the-new-style 5 points ago +6 / -1

he didn't but imagine if he did

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not for his email

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Black_Coffee 63 points ago +63 / -0

No way. Wasn't there a meme years ago about hunter02 being the password? Who knew this?

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ChokingOnARedpill 44 points ago +44 / -0

John Titor

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Wtf_socialismreally 20 points ago +20 / -0

Aaand hold my laptop I'm going to be going down that rabbit hole again.

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ChokingOnARedpill 17 points ago +17 / -0 (edited)

The most interesting rabbit hole of 'not likely to be true, but plausible' for me is the Trump time travel stuff. It's really uncanny, between the Barron books, the Ivanka book, the train in Back to the Future, plus the idea that the Elites tried to stop Trump all the way back then by discrediting him and making Biff Trump. The Tesla - John Trump connection. It's insane.

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overtotheright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Qelieve!

(I’d also like to see the Ivan’s book)

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overtotheright 4 points ago +4 / -0

They made Han Solo confirm everything for ya’ll in Star Wars VII: “It’s all true, everything you’ve heard really happened!”

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DisgustedByMisleadia 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hunter2, but close enough.

http://bash.org/?244321

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VinlandThistle 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep. The ol' "If you type your password in chat, it'll show up as stars!" one.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 8 points ago +8 / -0

hunter2

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Jaqen 7 points ago +7 / -0

All I see is *******

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DabbinOnBiden 57 points ago +57 / -0

******* is all I can see

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overtotheright 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s a security thing. Everyone else sees ****** too. Only Hunter can see his actual password!

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ttrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

same

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1080pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

came here to say this, but knew it would have went up the second this was posted.

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V2020 45 points ago +45 / -0

I’m no genius code-cracker but I’d try Hunter01 as the password for the other laptop.

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RocketSprocket 16 points ago +16 / -0

Next, crack this code...

ten per cent to 'the Big Guy'

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 10 points ago +10 / -0

BANE??

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overtotheright 9 points ago +9 / -0

FOR YOU

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Porkbut 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we will give it... to the people.

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deplorableman 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's just an unencrypted macbook. Take out the hard disk and plug it into a computer et viola you can access everything.

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shade1k 27 points ago +27 / -0

Quite literally the original joke starts with:

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars <Cthon98> ********* see! <AzureDiamond> hunter2 <AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me

I don't...

I don't know any more, man.

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Clownworldhonk 8 points ago +8 / -0

4D chess for 20 years. Could it be so?

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure there is. AzureDiamond is Hunter Biden.

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kleindropper 30 points ago +30 / -0

Has anyone tried logging in to his pornhub account yet with that password?

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Wtf_socialismreally 17 points ago +17 / -0

What about that one Reddit account

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ShrikeDeCil 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fuck that.

... Where does the man bank?

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CornPopNeckChain 18 points ago +18 / -0

National Bank of China

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pepepede_69 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Jasmine.com, if you read the article

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residue69 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hunter uploaded videos of himself to Pornhub. There was one free one, and the rest were premium.

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dixond 29 points ago +29 / -0

********

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SHALL_NOT 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s neat that when you type your password it shows up as stars automatically, The guy who built this site is so clever with this security feature!


So cool!

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Wtf_socialismreally 15 points ago +15 / -0

69420blazeit

Wait it isn't showing up in stars

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SHALL_NOT 13 points ago +13 / -0

It shows up as stars for me. You can see it but nobody else can

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Rusty_Bungus 29 points ago +29 / -0

The real question here is why does this faggot have all of these phone #s?

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spez_inthe_turdpond 25 points ago +25 / -0

Guess he was everybody’s bagman.

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80960KA 21 points ago +21 / -0

Cuz he was the son of the VP

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SameCookiePseudonym 9 points ago +9 / -0

same reason he got all that money

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npc_1234 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's how we got the text messages so its certainly plausible.

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MIKEOBAMA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Slangin rox

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MikeyV 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's because of shit like this that all those govt secrets were lost to the Chinese when Obummer was president. Remember?

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2008RonPaul2012 12 points ago +12 / -0

Also spies. More than 30 spies got their cover blown and were executed in China.

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overtotheright 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Probably.

But possibly just regular ole internal traitors too.

Maybe a bit larpy but that blonde Millenial chick from infowars interviewed some ex spy agency office staff who laid it out as (paraphrased) “it’s all legalities and ways of working around them: even though we had access to pretty much any database we wanted, we couldn’t legally use it, so whoever wanted info to be used by another agency or by one of the many spook third-party private contractor companies, would just steal the data and pass it on. But to cover their tracks, they’d slip a story into media that “Russia or China hacked XYZ”! That way the other agency could legally use the data because they could say they downloaded it because it’s already been leaked and spread online”

That way, they can do a bunch of illegal spy shit. But they have plausible deniability to convince the justice system that everything they’re doing is actually above board.

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Analmanlebron 22 points ago +22 / -0

What’s his password guys? All I see is ********

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No_Malarkey_Joe 22 points ago +22 / -0

Shut the fuck up. Is this real? He really used the meme password?

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INeedABunker 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hunter02? hahahaahaahahaha

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basedblatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

honestly couldnt expect more of an actual crackhead

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wholeonions 14 points ago +14 / -0

Password is at least 8 characters, contains a mix of uppercase and lowercase, and at least one number. Password requirements met.

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Dilaudid 14 points ago +14 / -0

Imagine if the roles were swapped - Let's take a look at one of the lesser issues here - Imagine if Trump's son had spent $21,000 on a porn website. Would the media talk about anything else?

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PinochetIsMyHero 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was that about the kid or about the stripper Hunter impregnated?

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dubler6 14 points ago +14 / -0

Smartest guy I know- His Dad.

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RocketSprocket 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who has his Dad been hanging out with?

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Obama

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george_lincoln 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bro are you fucking KIDDING ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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stripperlover 11 points ago +11 / -0

EARTH TO DOJ, ARE YOU THERE!?

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AllahFubar 8 points ago +8 / -0

The rats are hiding in some secret basement hoping Biden wins and the Dems take the Senate.

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +7 / -0

There better be a reckoning for all of this.

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AllahFubar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you on this. If there is not, I will completely abandon any hope for the future of this country.

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Kerra_Holt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Asking the real questions

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SahdTimes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know of one website you could try it on.

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magnokor 10 points ago +10 / -0

A phone book of some of the most evil people in the world.

Clintons, Loretta Lynch, Pelosi, Paltrow.

Joe Biden did not need to be blackmailed, by China and others, he had already been bribed.

10 for the big guy

Kamala Harris has more than enough to impeach Creepy Joe, which was their plan all along.

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Wtf_socialismreally 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is no way they would impeach. It would undermine Kamala and everyone else vouching for him and campaigning for him.

They'd push through the 25th

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or just wait for him to die naturally.

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dickwagger 10 points ago +10 / -0

His original thought for a password was fbicoversforme but it was a tad too long

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grndmrshlgando 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why why why can these people do all this heinous shit so openly and nothing ever happens to them?

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icecreamheadache 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jeez, that declined transaction for a porn site really shows a low point.

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PraiseBeToScience 7 points ago +7 / -0

This can't be real.

No.

No no no no no no.

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey, that's the combo for my luggage!

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

12345

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bgovern 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's weird, when I look at it, all I see is ********

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

why didnt he choose the more safe "Password1"?

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fallhollow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gosh it's almost like he was hoping someone would find it and hack into it

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CMDRConanAAnderson 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

This is what I was trying to say for a while now, why did the FBI not care this intel and many we still haven't heard from, was simply sitting in the open for any foreign agent to steal/buy/copy? Someone could have got their hands on this. We need an explanation from the FBI or we have to start digging into FBIGate.

And who the fuck keeps a picture copy of their SSN on a laptop? Why would you ever need to do that?

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many foreign countries have had all this data from the beginning

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CMDRConanAAnderson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine Hunter being in China with that laptop hopping on Chinese WiFi.

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CeruleanShadow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hunter02

Very secure. /s My work would have a stroke if someone had this as their password. (As did I, but from disbelief).

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HeavenlyMystery 5 points ago +5 / -0

So it becomes bigger?

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HuntersMethDealer 4 points ago +4 / -0

List of whose who of Democrat Swamp and Eric Cantor. Not surprised.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

'classic blackmail material' ie: Kiddie Porn

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SHALL_NOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta secure these national security secrets, treason, and records of my crimes against children and God himself. Can’t just use my name. They’ll obviously try hunter01. Gotta be hunter02 I guess.

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Rikki_Tikki 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democrat party is a National Security risk!!

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tiamat 3 points ago +3 / -0

atleast it wasnt hunter2

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libertyvsdeath 3 points ago +3 / -0

"While Hunter has been accused of using his family name to help with deals with Ukrainian and Chinese firms, there is nothing on the laptop to implicate Joe Biden in any wrongdoing."

Enemy of the people

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ikuyas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Election should be over, and we should start to deal with more important things.

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Tantalus4200 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha

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techadm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump/Pence 2020

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bewarethejogger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of Skippy's password.