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posted ago by pizza_lawyer ago by pizza_lawyer +1648 / -0

Just finished volunteering in my county as a lawyer for team trump at the canvassing board. Biden lawyers also present looked totally defeated as the early vote totals came in. Repubs up across the board. They kept crying about the signatures not matching on the VBM ballots that were returned and not counted. And most of these things weren't even close. Some with just a single squiggly line claiming to be the signature for someone that was completely readable just last year. The chairman at one point held one up and said, "Look for yourself, it's literally just an 'X' instead of Jim Smith" (names changed). He would just kinda shrug his shoulders and sit back down each time, lol. The salt was real today frens!

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Liver_Kick 103 points ago +103 / -0

Thank you for your service!

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pizza_lawyer [S] 48 points ago +48 / -0

You’re welcome! I’m honored to serve.

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Aisle-is-closed 20 points ago +20 / -0

So what kind of rejection rates are you seeing? That’s all attempted fraud!

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pizza_lawyer [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Definitely in some cases imo. Most of the VBMs sent in are not rejected (99% for me in my small county) because the signature matches the one on file. The board manually reviews all signatures that are rejected for not matching. This process is open to the public which is why I got to observe. Of those non matching signatures most weren’t found to be matching and the voter was contacted to update it.

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nufosmatic 67 points ago +67 / -0

This is an enormous help. And I spent 20 years in Florida and appreciate what you have to work with. Keep up the good work.

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pizza_lawyer [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Thanks! You should come back and visit!

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nufosmatic 15 points ago +15 / -0

I tell people that when they have wildfires in Florida, that there are a ton of cockroaches per acre, and that all goes up in the ploom.

I'm probably wrong. There are probably two tons of cockroaches per acre...

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MakeFloridaRed 11 points ago +11 / -0

We call them New Yorkers.

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HungNavySeal300Kills 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Jersey people are extremely angry you left them out of a funny joke, they want in and they don't care what it takes

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Spotlight 55 points ago +55 / -0

Thanks Lawyer Pede

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2020REBOUND 48 points ago +48 / -0

You guys are our heroes!

FL campaign worker here! Our poll watchers say they can call a team of lawyers ,with anything suspicious, directly picking up the phone.

I know they do the same in PA! What a an org Trump AND the GOP are running this time! Historic!

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pizza_lawyer [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

It’s true! Thanks for volunteering also!

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stjdalen 34 points ago +34 / -0

Great job, friend

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mintscape 32 points ago +32 / -0

You are doing a massively important job, thank you! Unreal that they try to pass off an X as the same as a readable signature.

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FollowTheLight 29 points ago +29 / -0

Thanks for letting us know! Feels good.

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dataonly 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yet in NC, the DEMS were fighting for sigs that don't match. Or was that SC?

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Comanche_Moon 25 points ago +25 / -0

Assuming this isn't outright fraud, then why do Floridians have so many problems with their ballots? I still remember the nightmare of watching the lawyers watching over the hanging chad ballots. A lot of the people couldn't even poke their stylus through the ballot and they had to be thrown away.

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overtotheright 28 points ago +28 / -0

It’s fraud. The only ways for Dems to win elections is fraud, carried through by low voter turnout due to suppressive media narratives.

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pizza_lawyer [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Those type of ballots are long gone thank goodness. The procedure when a signature doesn’t match after review by the canvassing board is to notify the voter so they can come in and update their signature provided they have some form of ID. If they do this within a certain number of days the vote is opened and run through the machine to be counted.

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Trumper007 21 points ago +21 / -0

YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (UNLESS YOUR A LADY PEDE THEN PLEASE ADJUST!)

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pizza_lawyer [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol, male pede here and thank you!

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Foon_8807 20 points ago +20 / -0

You da man lawyer pede!!

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chuckachookah 18 points ago +18 / -0

So these mail ins with the wonky signatures... I assume they are getting tossed?

And for you and the people there, is it clear that this is attempted voter fraud?

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pizza_lawyer [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

The only thing we look for is that the canvassing board is following the rules. If the signature doesn’t match after review, it’s set aside and the voter is notified immediately to come in and correct it. If they don’t, it doesn’t count. Determining large scale fraud is WAY above my pay grade. All us volunteers do is observe and report. :)

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chuckachookah 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thanks.

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chuckachookah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks.

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Trumptastic88 17 points ago +17 / -0

The fact that there are ballots coming in at ALL with those kinds of signatures should set all sorts of alarm bells off. Voter Fraud is a FELONY! Why arent those getting tracked down???

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pizza_lawyer [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Up to the campaign to make that call. The board only reviews those VBMs that are initially flagged for a non matching signature on the envelope. This amounts to less than 1% of all VBMs returned. Of those 1%, most did not match and weren’t even close, but a few did. Peoples signatures can change over the years. I tell everyone update your signature if it’s changed or you’ve gotten married/divorced since last election and your name has changed. :)

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probablyacoincidence 14 points ago +14 / -0

Are these fraudulent ballots flagged? Get these people off the voter roles.

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Qanonmilf 13 points ago +13 / -0

Don’t we have the best lawyer-pedes? Friends we have confirmation again and again that patriots have taken control. Report back please u/pizza_lawyer🤓

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pizza_lawyer [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will do!

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gnomenclature 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thanks for doing that and reporting back to us.

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Tyrconnell 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you for holding the line!

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4_Moar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Awesome news, and THANK YOU for your volunteer service. Our President has the votes to win re-election. The Dems only have election fraud on their side. You are helping prevent a stolen election, one ballot at a time.

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BeerMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Posts like these give me hope.

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isolepknurd 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow, great work. Glad to know that people an eye on the demonrats.

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Kckroosian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are the votes in question being counted? I don’t know Fl rules. Thanks for volunteering.

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783hz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you for being on the front lines.

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overtotheright 7 points ago +7 / -0

That made me smile so hard! I hope this is true. Imagine winning the election before voting day lol

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chahn1138 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you for being there!!!!!

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fake_noose 3 points ago +3 / -0

This rules. Thank you for what you do

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

<3 I love you pizza_lawyer <3

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Qanonmilf 2 points ago +4 / -2

Don’t we have the best lawyer-pedes? Friends we have confirmation again and again that patriots have taken control. Report back please u/pizza_lawyer🤓

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TrudopesEyebrow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for volunteering

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Blinker-Aerospace7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of curiosity, what signature do they match from / how aware are people that their sig is being checked for validity?

Not trying to poke holes, but afaik MO doesn't do that, so I'm kinda curious. If its based on the signature I give at the DMV, I'd be fucked since its done on one of those shit digital pads and is little more than just a wavy line just to be done with the DMV asap

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bouki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow thank you for your service and thanks for the great story from the front lines!

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Trumper926 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome, I'd love to hear from pedes in PA.NC doing this as well.

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost like the Democrats are cheating to high heaven with every single possible method. Weird! If only someone had said something!

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Highenergyhotties 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are going to learn from this. Next time they'll put in a system to have signatures match. They'll do it with AI.

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Threesrwild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you for volunteering!

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N900mixalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish I could have done this.

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