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Goose1978 64 points ago +64 / -0

Have they responded to you? They haven’t to my response of

“Hi! I'm so confused now! I don't want to believe what I've been seeing about Ukraine and China”

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Anyone3427 15 points ago +15 / -0

You sir are my hero!!!🤩🤩🤩

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MrTrumpsWildRide 13 points ago +13 / -0

High energy response.

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TampaMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s great just rip the Bandaid right off

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KRM944 37 points ago +37 / -0

Please tell me you got an answer back!!

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NoTimeToBleed 21 points ago +21 / -0

This text exchange ended too soon!

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MAGA_____bitches 31 points ago +31 / -0

DUDE!!!

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Jimmy33 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hahahahahahahaha Hahahahaha hahahaha

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polk_high_4_td 26 points ago +27 / -1

WHY DON'T THEY EVER TEXT ME!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!

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patriotexpat 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OMG HAHAHAHHAHA 😂 😂 😂

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TEXinLA 19 points ago +19 / -0

LMAO

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covfefe2525 15 points ago +15 / -0

'Amanda' even has that super weird 'smile' that is just creepy.

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Red_Turtle 9 points ago +9 / -0

I thought that was the cringe emoji. Is it a smile emoji? I have no idea how to emoji-text though even though I'm in my early thirties.

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deplorabetty 12 points ago +12 / -0

You win

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SarahCartersPuppies 11 points ago +11 / -0

lapTOP KEK

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PosterIsDead 9 points ago +9 / -0

Again I say we are blessed with such talent here.

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AllAces 8 points ago +8 / -0

Perfection!

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YourMamma57 8 points ago +8 / -0

Omgosh too funny

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covfefe2525 7 points ago +7 / -0

I just looked up "Amanda's" emoji 😬 and my Mac says it's "grimacing face", I tried looking up "cringe" and my Mac doesn't bring anything back - probably Apple and their "safe spaces" again. 🙄

As to emojis, I have shortcuts set up for some of them so typing :lol: gives me 😂, :wow: gives me 😳, and :salty: gives me 😭, but there's so many of the bloody things it's hard to keep up!

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lamo

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Cutty5h4rk 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amanda probably has a penis

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Toe30330 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amanda is also known as A-MAN....DUH

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

"probably"

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donaldreagan 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this rate Amanda will turned into MAGA.

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Anyslogan2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I cackled out loud like a lunatic after reading this.

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ChickenFried 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have all the fun 😄

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Rockonanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my gawd my sides! I am 100% stealing this if I get any texts between now and the election!

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FergieJR 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got one while trick or treating with my kids and haven't responded yet. Now I know what to type! Thanks!

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Adhal 3 points ago +3 / -0

ive been waiting for one to text me again so i can send them biden standing in the door with his cock exposed and natalie on the bed... think i got removed from all the lists though

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Missdee1117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit!! I’m fucking dying over here!!!! Hahahahaha

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predator2811 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trunalimunumaprzure ...actually, on second thought: Badakathcare!

(the autocorrect went all in fighting spelling of this post)

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FUCK_DemonRATS 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the password to Hunter's laptop

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, it's Hunter02

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FUCK_DemonRATS 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're right. Trunalimunumaprzure is the password for his Pornhub account

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

That made the pollsters check the “yes” box.

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Omega13 0 points ago +1 / -1

"Yeah! Fuck you! Hunter still owes me $20K! That was some of my best stuff!"