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kosmikdebris [S] 145 points ago +145 / -0

This guy gets one poll mostly right eight years ago, and the Leftists pin their hopes on his prediction.

Complete joke.

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ObongoForPrison2020 91 points ago +91 / -0

And they were such easy elections to predict! Wow! Nate Silver predicted Obongo would win both times?! Holy fucking shit!! What a genius! And then when he was wrong about Trump he was permitted to release his "revised map" after the election to explain why he was wrong, and people were legit saying "Wow, Captain Hindsight just got the 2016 election right!"

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lacker101 21 points ago +21 / -0

Our model can't emulate past events, but trust us it's totally accurate and you should sacrifice 50% your standard of living to Corporate ran climate exchanges environmental regulations!

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koyima 8 points ago +8 / -0

when Michael Mann's model didn't get the values correctly, he just replaced those with real ones and he thinks that is ok and he convinced others it is ok

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jetjetjet 13 points ago +13 / -0

Environmental politicians have made environmental science a laughingstock. Which is a bit of a shame, since we need the environment to live and all.

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ModernKnight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Indeed. If there's anything that is actually serious they find in the future, I'm at the point I won't believe them on instinct just because of how much they've borked the last 50 years of climate science.

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Tallsie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t click this bots link

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anteracorp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this legit?

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Click 17 points ago +17 / -0
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pizza_lawyer 25 points ago +27 / -2

I actually like the pics, hate giving Twitter the traffic and would rather hangout here with you guys than twitter trolls.

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TrumpsWall 13 points ago +13 / -0

But I want to troll him

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Necrovoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are like Dilberts' Pointy Haired Boss "Come back with some numbers that support my decision."

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pizza_lawyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for posting. I’ve now created a new save folder here called “Silver go splat” for just for articles like this

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Checkout 5 points ago +5 / -0

He is not a complete moron - he has eyes and can see what we all see - 50K people show up for Trump 50 cars show up for Biden and that’s only because it was 12 people in circles and we forced them to get to 50.

Nate like others has orders to show these polls only.

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rebelde_sin_causa 48 points ago +48 / -0

He wouldnt be acting like this if he didnt know

But he has orders to tell his NYT crowd what they want to hear

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spezisacuckold 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's because the overwhelming majority of the population doesn't take the time to dig into the sinister polling methods commonly used and even if they do, a lot if not most probably don't understand why most of the polls are biased horseshit in favor of Democrats. The Democrats literally just try to fake it until they make it.

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lacker101 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most news and "journalism" these days are thinly veiled infomercials. Trying to sell something.

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sustainable_saltmine 63 points ago +63 / -0

honestly, what purpose to public polls serve anyway other than propaganda? campaigns have their own polls for their own use, but what point does Trafalgar, 538 or Quinnipiac serve other than fuel for news to push bullshit?

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Indelible_Hippo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Whole squad on that real shit

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +3 / -1

Statistics doesn't come from State, they both come from Status, meaning "the way things are".

The State is the entity keeping things the way they are.

Statistics are data about the way things are.

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koyima 4 points ago +4 / -0

they rely on the fact that a lot of people decide what they will do based on popularity, it is a form of astroturfing IRL

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sleepinggiant 61 points ago +61 / -0

Marketing data analyst here....when you get hits on low performance.....such as 10 percent you get knock on effects in other statistics...lets assume nate tarot cards is talking about trump winning 2016. If trump only had a 10 percent chance to win, his electoral point win would have been closer to minimium needed than 60 points over. 60 points over indicates nate tarot card miscalculated numerous times at his state level forcasts.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 28 points ago +28 / -0

Nate tarot card. 😂😂😂

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richmomz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nate coin flip.

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nate tea leaves.

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spezisacuckold 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nate Horoscope

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nate palm reader

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 6 points ago +6 / -0

True. Clank on brother.

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LpTx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nate Feels Like

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redstampede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bingo! Nate didn't make one prediction. He made many, and got many of them wrong.

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

How many single digit events need to occur before he admits his models are shit?

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kosmikdebris [S] 29 points ago +29 / -0

*Nate Basemetal

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CapnKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nate ‘weasel on head’ Silver.

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myswedishfriend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nate Soy-ver

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Freetrial 24 points ago +24 / -0

I prefer Nate Plastic, I've seen some people call em Nate Cardboard lol

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Freetrial 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL Nate "Tears of Soy" Cardboard

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salty_eight 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nate Soyboard

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HotMustard84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nate Methane

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nate Feces is an old favorite.

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Dirk_Diggler 21 points ago +21 / -0

Still too good. Copper is actually valuable and useful.

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WinstonSmith1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nate lead

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triggernometry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah man lead is badass. It shields from radiation, and flies through commies at 3000 feet per second.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

fair enough:)

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NoatakTheWiser 9 points ago +9 / -0

His ass isn't worth aluminum foil.

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falsesongofglobalism 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look...for the reeaaally oldschool pedes...it went from Nate Silver to Nate Bronze to Nate Plastic...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

Copper is expensive. He's not even Quartz.

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Yucky 24 points ago +24 / -0 (edited)

This type of reasoning is why polls can technically never be wrong, and how pollsters keep themselves employed.

Case 1: Candidates A & B each have a 50% chance of winning.

Result: Candidate A wins.

Nate: See, we said it was 50/50, so the result matches what we said.

Case 2: Candidates A & B have a 90/10% chance of winning.

Result: Candidate B wins.

Nate: See, shock events can happen, even if they only have a 10% chance.

Case 3: Candidates A & B have a 90/10% chance of winning.

Result: Candidate A wins.

Nate: See, of course they won because they had a 90% chance.

Thus they can never be wrong.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 16 points ago +16 / -0

If Trump wins, the pollsters will have been wrong on back to back longshots. That's a pretty good indicator that they either don't know wtf they're doing or are cooking the numbers for propaganda.

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just like weathermen.

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redstampede 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the game Nate is playing. But since his predictions involve a lot of smaller predictions, his excuses only hold up if he gets most of his smaller predictions right—the hard ones.

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slaphappy2 33 points ago +35 / -2

"'Statistics are largely bullshit, and largely useless."

Statistics is science - and it works.

It is not the fault of statistics if some asshole fucks around with the data, the questions, the measurements and a million other variables to create a fraudulent experiment and then publicize it.

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Rightisright 22 points ago +23 / -1

Three kind of lies; Lies, damn lies and statistics.

I could easily make a poll with perfect primary demographics that mirror the populous that shows either candidate ahead by 20 if I skew the secondary demographics which are generally not reported. Any model is only as good as its worst assumption.

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

And frankly, the problem with all the polls is that they all have the same worst assumption: turnout.

Turnout is being modeled after 2016 numbers, when 20% of Republicans either stayed home or voted for Hillary.

Ain't happening this time.

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PoliticsAreBlank 14 points ago +14 / -0

"statistics don't lie but liars use statistics"

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stoic_troll 12 points ago +12 / -0

Statistics can be more art than science. The problem with stats is they flatten and oversimplify the actual reality. It's just like with Covid. Originally the stats showed that it was 10-20x deadlier than the flu. That has turned out to be false. The stats did not factor for people who got the disease but never had any symptoms, and didn't factor for better treatments (like vitamin D) to fight it and didn't consider that it was mostly vulnerable elderly populations dying. Rather than work to better protect nursing homes and assisted living facilities, they locked the planet down.

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pizza_lawyer 6 points ago +6 / -0

So true, I’ve been saying the same thing to anyone who will listen since the beginning

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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0311_0313 7 points ago +7 / -0

Statistics relies on information. How you gather that information in today's society is more of a art form. If we had perfect information, than the stats would match that. We don't.

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mixednuts86 4 points ago +4 / -0

People choose what information informs their final conclusion. e.g. Shy Trump voters don't exist so they shouldn't factor into any polls.

The left isn't about perfect information. They are emotional babies, that find the conclusion that matches their bias. Same goes for everything Covid-19 related.

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richmomz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like all other forms of science, it’s only worth anything if you understand what the variables are and have good data. Political polls are notoriously bad at variable assessment and often fail on the data side as well.

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p3rsonman 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree with this.

"Chance to win" implies a degree of randomness. An election is not random. At some point every voter will make a decision on who they will vote for. At that point the result is locked in, and for all we know that point has long since passed.

Think of a painting of two colors - red and blue, mixed into a mosaic in a specific pattern. Now imagine that painting is covered in dust such that most of the painting is obstructed, and only glimmers of red and blue are visible amidst the dirt. You can try to "predict" if there is more red than blue by examining what you see, but ultimately there is a known result underneath that dust. There is no chance involved.

So the pollsters can poll all day and night, and they can make somewhat accurate "guesses" in some cases, but they'll never have enough information to know the true result. In my opinion, since Trump entered the picture there is more dust on that painting than ever before.

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MetalRiddle 3 points ago +3 / -0

The randomness represents unknown information.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not a degree of randomness, it's the likelihood of a small dataset matching the full dataset within a certain time frame.

You don't poll every voter, so you don't know for sure that your weighting model is accurate.

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MetalRiddle 4 points ago +5 / -1

When you get into the details of it the philosophy of statistics is difficult to grasp. There's different models for understanding it. But it is a real thing. It's perfectly meaningful to say if "I flip a coin it has 50% chance of turning up heads ", even thought the coin will 100% turn up one way or the other.

I'd give Trump 85% chance of winning. He's probably going to win, but maybe I have misjudged something, mass voter fraud, or he has a heart attack just before the election, or they make some stunning deep fake of him that swings the vote. I think these things are unlikely but it's not impossible and being able to put likelihoods on things is very important.

You judge probabilities every day. You cross the street even though there is a chance you would die, it is low. You won't sleep in the middle of the highway because the risk is much higher.

7% unemployment means that for every 1,000,000 people, 70,000 are unemployed. That's an objective fact.

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MetalRiddle 3 points ago +4 / -1

Long story, short. I make a LOT of money every day, for myself, entirely based on using probability and statistics. Using it, not trying to tell it to anyone else about it. My bank account says it's a real thing.

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MetalRiddle -1 points ago +1 / -2

It does mean that. That's how percentages work. We did that in elementary school.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't think of it as percentage chance to win.

Think of it as "Our model says Biden wins and we believe there's a 93% chance our model is accurate."

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

...am I missing something or do you legitimately not understand what the percentage in unemployment rate is referring to?

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omegapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea, you're right, in a social context statistics can be bullshitted/abused, but if they actually published their methodologies the fault would be on them, not the field. Now, apply statistics to computers, algorithms and AI and it's a bit less 'useless'.

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supersecretaccount82 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is there any limit on that logic? Nate could say Biden totally has this in the bag, Trump has a 1% chance of winning in their models...and then Trump wins and Nate can go, "uh duh, we said there was a 1% chance and it happened. Nailed it."

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ekos640 15 points ago +15 / -0

DisheveledCuck.jpg

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Ex-libtard 14 points ago +14 / -0

I proclaim nate has a 10% chance of being correct here.

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NuclearRocks1 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s fortune telling, by fortune telling conman.

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DaoDeDickinson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nate Silver is prolly on tilt because his protogé, Nate Cohn, suggested the new Iowa poll could mean Trump will win.

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CapnKek 2 points ago +4 / -2

So they ARE just rolling a dredel. Kek. “A Great Miracle will Happen Here” AGAIN.

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AtariArtist 8 points ago +8 / -0

I knew President Trump would be a wrecking ball, but it seems everyone is getting uttery and totally rekt across so many sectors of the media, I'm kind of amazed.

Just his mere presence is causing the whole swamp to implode.

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Food4thought 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, the weatherman still has his job, so....

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GreatFunana 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm reminded of Blazing Saddles at this very moment:

"We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately!"

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mixednuts86 7 points ago +7 / -0

These statisticians love holding on to that bullshit 10% garbage. Yes, it's technically true, but it doesn't make you any less wrong by a much wider margin than you claimed.

When Trump won in 2016 they were like "Well, it's stats. He did have a % chance to win and it happened."

How about you go gamble with your 10% odds then? 10% is shit odds, and no one is taking that bet.

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Georgewashingtonsleg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope after trump steam rolls on Tuesday nate decides his lifes work is a sham and he accepts his destiny as my chode cleaner.

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mack 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

Shouldn't call him Nate Copper or Nate Lead etc.... those metals have a very high utility and practical value. Maybe Nate Whale Shit instead. Or Nate 10%.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does anyone realize that he's literally calling himself useless and saying that he should be ignored? He's saying that no matter how low of a percentage chance he gives something to happen, it could still happen, and therefore he deserves no criticism for his poor prediction. That's literally like saying his predictions are completely useless.

So as long as a pollster doesn't give something a 0% chance of happening, then he's still doing great work, according to Nate Plastic.

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J_Von_Random 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thing is; what he is saying is true. Probabilities exist because we don't know what will happen.

But these percentages against Trump are fucking asinine.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, of course. Nobody knows for sure what will happen. But if you give something a low percentage chance of happening, and it does, you made a bad prediction. Your model is obviously very wrong, and you deserve criticism.

Otherwise, what's the difference between Nate Plastic here, and me or anyone else just randomly picking values out of the air? Absolutely nothing. If you're not accountable for getting it wrong, you're not accountable for getting it right, and therefore you're completely useless and should be ignored.

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Bogey 5 points ago +5 / -0

The hardest thing for pollsters to understand is their stats don't exist in a vacuum. Once the formula is figured out, people can game it to produce outcomes they favor. Especially when the person producing the poll wants to game it.

He can fool himself into thinking his formula is untainted but it's as fallible as anything.

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Brokenwrd 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's been playing Cover-My-Ass all week as he's "refined" his polls to show more and more what the reality is.

He's been roasted by his own peers for his shit models and roasted in public non-stop for his wish-fulfillment "polls".

Here's to seeing his ass go bankrupt and finding a new profession as he's useless now.

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djt4vr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Witness the meltdown 1st hand

https://democraticunderground.com/100214402887

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SJBHamilton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my. The pressure must be immense.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We have audited our shitty polls and determined they were shitty, therefore they are reliably shitty, heed my words."

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nmipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep your toupee on, little Natey.

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VetforTrump2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I predicted trumps win then and predict it now. Can I have a job.

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Rune_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

“No matter what happens, I was right!”

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, you can give anything 10% and say it's a possibility it could go either way. It doesn't do anything for anybody. This guy is a joke.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cray Harder, Nate.

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big words which all amount to bullshit

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PEPEpeepee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lool we checked out own polls and found them reliable. What a bunch of trash lol

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nate thinks claiming a 10 or 20% chance and having that thing happen is good enough to say you weren't wrong. When you get it wrong the same way consistently, that excuse runs thin.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO! Nate Silver is one of the biggest fucktards on the planet. He always gives Trump at least a 1% chance of winning, that way when he wins again, Nate can just say his prediction was correct. Shit I should become a pollster. As long as I don't give a candidate a 100% chance of winning, I can always claim my prediction was correct

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck Nate Copium.

As we said during the start of the meme flu: fuck your polls, still voting Trump.

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djt4vr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Witness the meltdown 1st hand

https://democraticunderground.com/100214402887

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn lmfao Nate is swerving hard trying to save face.

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bleh19799791 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not statistician, but looks like 0-2 in 2016 and 2020 means he's wrong 100% of the time.

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OconusLurex 2 points ago +2 / -0

..And the prize for the most awkward, hypocritical and crowbarred usage of the word vainglorious goes to Nate "More Psychological Projection than Political Polling Projection" Silver.

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jetjetjet 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is bull. Look at the 2016 numbers. They knew they were insane, that's why they tightened up the numbers nearing election day.

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such_is_life 2 points ago +2 / -0

10% of the time, it works every time.

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IPDaily 2 points ago +2 / -0

10% Nate

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a fraud. He's right less frequently than a meteorologist.

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christosgnosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah, the Wizard of Oz fraud/shill, Nate Silver, is getting ready to be exposed big time for what he really is

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nate Tin