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MisterKag 248 points ago +248 / -0

Please clap.

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PyroSphere 124 points ago +124 / -0

Or as Biden's masters say, prease crap.

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Shitposter69 64 points ago +64 / -0

Or just simple "trunalimunumaprzure"

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Numinae 32 points ago +32 / -0

I don't know what's worse - a Presidential Candidate bent over the barrel by the CCP through blackmail and corruption or a Presidential Candidate SO unable to think he says shit like "trunalimunumaprzure!" at rally...

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WU_HAN_FRU 29 points ago +30 / -1

Prease no crick! Prease deport!

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donaldismydad 10 points ago +11 / -1

prease crap!

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Mitschu 20 points ago +20 / -0

"NO NO NO NADRER. CRAP! CRAP! DON'T CRAP, CRAP!"

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ClownTamer 13 points ago +13 / -0

At that age, you’re lucky if you can crap at all.

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Aoikaze2000 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's why they told him the prune juice is wine.

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

And why he is currently superglued to the toilet.

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The-nii 16 points ago +16 / -0

He and Jeb need to get together

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DaoDeDickinson 5 points ago +5 / -0

And I thought that Jeb line was as pathetic as it could get...

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jebby-deb-Debby

Jebby-debby-doo

Joe and Jebby

canoodling in a shoe...

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don’t Boo

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JustHereForTheSalmon 32 points ago +32 / -0

Even the apostrophe is upside down.

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 23 points ago +23 / -0

Son of a bitch!!

This has to be a psyop from an embedded Trump supporter.

Biden being incompetent is understandable. He has dementia.

But his team setting up his "rallies", with the massive teleprompters tricking him to parrot everything they say, decorations like this, the stupid lawn chairs in circles (while Trump rallies are like rock concerts), etc... This has to be on purpose.

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AlFreeman 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is all their plans backfiring in a spectacular crescendo. These people are stupid.

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BrutalHonesty 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think your completely right about that and paying for their lack of meritocracy because of it.

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dontCensorMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

wow. LOW ENERGY!

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CeruleanShadow 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like:

NO ENERGY!

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Yucky 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree, this is unbelievably bad. Jeb's guac ranks up there though!

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put a little bit of that hot sauce from the purse on it and it tastes great! LOL, just kidding. Shit is disgusting, hot sauce or not.

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Jaqen 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is just now starting to get fun for you?

I have never laughed so hard at the internet than I have over the past 3 weeks. Biden has become more hilarious than Fark and eBaums world were at their heyday.

If someone could bottle up this guys gaffes into some kind of sitcom it would be the funniest show ever and run for 30 seasons straight as the most watched TV spot.

I hope he never goes away, at least not in his current clown show form.

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point about his behavior around kids. I’ve seen all the sniffing and groping videos. Those are direct evidence of a serious problem.

Are there any accusations of child molestation though? I know about the Tara Reade accusations already. Have any of the kids come forward that we know of?

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UpTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really don't see it as a disaster for them. The media won't say a word

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JustHereForTheSalmon 12 points ago +12 / -0

At this point, there is no redeeming the media.

In 2017 I thought to myself it would have been possible. Just own up to it. "Yeah, we wanted Hilary to win, but, look, we realize now you lost trust in us."

But no! Double down, triple down, n-tuple down. Nevermind child molestation. Nevermind a crackhead son. Nevermind the dude's lost his marbles. Nevermind literal communists marching in the streets.

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seeing the extent to which Hunter has wrecked his reputation, I wonder, has Joe gone that far with his? (Read the Daily Mail article), or is he on the way there?

I cannot believe USSS agents' numbers were on that laptop. Fucking shithead.

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Maga2020Maga2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

Half the time I think they work for us, the other half the time they work for Soros/China.

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Nomoralcompass89 4 points ago +5 / -1

Seth Rich?

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Jimmy33 4 points ago +6 / -2

I think Michael Moore is one.

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BilbroNaggins 12 points ago +12 / -0

Michael Moore's mass is enough to have moles in all the presidential campaigns from 1990 to 2100.

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SJWsHateUs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Michael Moore must be severely disappointed in the Democratic Party. On the surface, it seems that they do not know how to motivate their voters. Their approach is so nonsensical, though, that I think there’s a nefarious undercurrent. They let degenerates like Weinstein, Bill Clinton, Jeffrey Epstein, Hunter Biden, etc operate within their ranks. It’s becoming obvious that their whole platform is aimed at distracting the American people from corruption, and whatever else is going on behind their sordid curtain.

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SJWsHateUs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. Excellent analysis. The type only found here.

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Maga2020Maga2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tons of weasels for sure.

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spambot 3 points ago +3 / -0

...Damn it you made me read it like Gandalf was saying it to the Balrog.

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worksof0zymandias 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love Trump's Hat was even better.

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Strategerium 12 points ago +12 / -0

We laugh at Biden's garden event with circles drawn on the ground, the real flaw was the team never arranged to hype the event, and there is was no room for overflow if there is a crowd. Similarly, Joe's bus tour should be preceeded with a bunch of advance teams so it looks like each stop he makes has a bigger crowd. Even arranging with local hardcore Dems could have done this, but the BIden campaign team never corrects this type of mistakes from day 1 to now. Say what you will about the establishment Republicans like Bush or Romney, this kind of sloppy campaigning would not stand even for their phone bank operations.

I bet the "personal handlers" team never talks to the "public facing" team, so they never get the messaging right, never get the timing right, bad venue planning, advance team never promote the events locally... etc. Just a bunch of cellphone jockeys having imaginary command of the situation and get surprised on the ground again and again. And once the bad mood sets in the fragile snowflakes don't talk to each other because that would be personal and confrontational.

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rjkelly13 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was one time I ever saw Biden with anything resembling a crowd, and it was right after the first debate when Trump was diagnosed with COVID. He did some kind of a thing in PA or DE or something and there was a decently sizable crowd, like a few hundred people there. And I thought, maybe with Trump on the bench for a few days, maybe this is the start to Biden making a big surge and getting a lot of support. Nope. Hasn't had more than a few dozen people since.

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Tylerlc22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Are they ******really trying

Sorry. Cant format

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steve_jerbs 69 points ago +69 / -0

What the hell does that mean?

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Current_Year_Acct 28 points ago +28 / -0

Their campaign manager is a fucking moron.

Their slogan right now is some hippy dippy "battle for the soul of the nation" shit. It's cringe and just reminds me of their shitty 60's music video during the national convention.

This is what happens when you do nothing but diversity hires.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

I guess it is slightly better than his "No Malarkey" tour title.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMG I forgot about that ridiculous music video! 😆

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rjkelly13 1 point ago +1 / -0

With SOUL being part of their current slogan, Obama turning on the preacher voice at these rallies, Biden turning up the slang, Kamala cranking up the ghetto black girl, it's obvious they're just begging for the black vote. Anything they can.

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CeruleanShadow 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is one of those times where you can think it, but don't ever say it.

Jesus, how embarrassing that they actually did it.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m guessing Joe might forget that he said something against Trump that would invoke a positive booing. Joe would just hear booing, snap, and lash out at the crowd for booing him which would create more meme fuel for us.

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Wood_Shampoo1 12 points ago +12 / -0

My thoughts

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queue-anon 15 points ago +15 / -0

Guessing it means don’t boo at trump vote instead. The left can’t meme

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queue-anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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steve_jerbs 8 points ago +8 / -0

There are a bunch of Trump voters who have been disrupting Biden's events, but...clearly they already plan to vote Trump. He can't be encouraging them to vote, can he?

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LyinBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

I posted this below, but that's what passed for a "catchphrase" during the Obama years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeuZvGhwLiM

It's no "Lock Her Up!"

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Yucky 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks. This should be at the top. It's in reference to something from 2016.

That said, the missed a comma after "boo".

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only had 1 and used it as an apostrophe.

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spezisacuckold 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's a cringe fail at a Halloween meme.

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Meddlesom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, if it were a Trump rally, it would mean that when Trump talks about the stupid shit Biden and the DNC does, "don't just boo... vote them out!"

...but Biden doesn't have actual people at his rallies... just a few presstitutes.

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DeplorableLA 36 points ago +36 / -0

But it’s Halloween, Joe. You are going to hear “boo” today.

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NoatakTheWiser 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's also what he'll hear with Hunter talking to Natalie, though joe likes to cover that up.

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duckstuck 22 points ago +22 / -0

The lowest of energies

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LyinBiden 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's what passed for a "catchphrase" during the Obama years.

It's no "Lock Her Up!"

edit: Found a video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeuZvGhwLiM

He used to say this all the time.

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50blessings 10 points ago +10 / -0

The most insidious thing about “Build Back Better” is that it’s a motto the UN used a while ago. It’s basically proudly declaring his allegiance to globalism and the New a World Order.

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Isolated_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just about every globalist leader has used that phrase in the last two months. It's creepy.

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rjkelly13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump spent time with Vince and the WWE, so he understands the marketability of a good catchphrase or buzzword. Look at Jericho in the early 00s, every one of his rivals had some goofy nickname. The Rock had a nickname for everyone and had 100 catchphrases, which were all t-shirts. It's easy.

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JoePCool14 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't trust him with our apostrophes; can't trust him with our country.

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mixednuts86 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dont... boo.. like a ghost? It's not even good if there wasn't additional meaning.

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KuhlooKuhlay 10 points ago +10 / -0

"but i was saying boo-urns"

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ArchdukeChocula 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're saying boo-urns.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 3 points ago +3 / -0

legit lol

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aaafirefly123 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is like Please Clap on Steroids.

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Edmond 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nobody tells me what to do. Ima boovote all day long!

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nowrongwrong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't boo vote

Let's eat grandpa

Sometimes it's important to use commas.

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Jdw89 5 points ago +5 / -0

They really needed a comma after “boo”. Lol

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libertyvsdeath 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are SO bad at branding. The sign says "don't vote." All their signs and slogans elicit negative images opposite of what they should want.

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Sususu 5 points ago +5 / -0

From the creators of "Pokemon GO to the polls".

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

...or his mom should have gone in with the coathangar and then queefed him out later. (sorry, I was channeling Mr. Garrison after his sex change there.)

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Phil_DeGraves 7 points ago +7 / -0

Okay, joke time.

A married couple rush to the hospital when the pregnant wife's water breaks. The doctor tells them there's a new experimental device that transfers all pain of childbirth from the mother to the father, and the couple agrees to try it. The device's helmets are put on each of their heads with wires connecting them, and the wife gives birth feeling zero pain, but the husband is amazed because he, too, somehow felt no pain!

When they get home, they find the mailman dead on their front steps.

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T150 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love joke time! Thx 4 sharing!

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CeruleanShadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

When they get home, they find the mailman dead on their front steps.

Why did the mailman die?

(Unless, the act of putting a letter in a post box mimicks "transfer").

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, the doc said the device transfers the pain to the father, he didn't say it necessarily transfers it to the dude wearing the helmet. Also it's experimental, so they're not quite sure exactly how it'll work. Turns out it worked exactly as described, even across great distance! 👍

Also HELLLLOOOOO, the mailman was the father! And I've just ruined the joke by explaining everything. Argh! 😀

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is "Boo Voting"?

His team really needs to work on this shit. Nothing they say makes any sense

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +4 / -0

False dichotomy. I can boo you and vote!

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Jsmitty112 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a low energy loser.

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knnbccb 4 points ago +4 / -0

CHEW SOAP

HOLE UP

COME ON MAN

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JoePCool14 1 point ago +1 / -0

TWEETS

FUNNY

SOUNDS

PROVOCATIVE

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WassermanSchultz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta be a Halloween joke, no?

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SJWsHateUs 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have this up because people were booing when Obama was trying and failing to mock Trump. Democrats are showing again and again that they don’t know how to motivate people. If the black vote is a deciding factor in Trumps victory, it will be sweet to see how they dance around blaming one of their “beloved” victim groups for a loss. Sad!

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

This makes Jeb Bush look confident.

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't Bloo vote

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CoreyAnder 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pokémon go to the polls

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EvilGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please be nice to Joe. He has terminal stupidity and his wish is to run for President of the USA. Please play along he doesn't have much time left. Thank you, Make-A-Wish.

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HiddenDekuScrub 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a new level of pathetic.

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RosySquiggle 3 points ago +3 / -0
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SJWsHateUs 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s their weak attempt as redirecting trump hate into constructive action. Too little, too late.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe's rally's are safe spaces now?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much room for activities!

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Gyrfalcon 1 point ago +1 / -0

They forgot the coloring books, and puppies.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are gonna need more play dough.

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Notherschmoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

America ate something bad and now needs to crap out the democrats. Knowing people consider you to be a crap salesman with a mouthful of product is certainly valuable information to a political candidate, and makes most drop out. Posting a sign at your campaign rally that clearly indicates you know your full of fecal matter....That's Priceless!

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Brundlefly78 3 points ago +3 / -0

CLAP YOU STUPID BASTARDS

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Yucky 3 points ago +3 / -0

This doesn't even make sense. Don't boo vote?

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butterhunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is Alanis Morisette level ironic.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

DON'T BOO versus PLEASE CLAP

Which one makes me LOL more? OMG, I can't stop.

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end_of_globalism 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't crack fun Hunter

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Knight1_of_Sunset 3 points ago +3 / -0

Too bad Creepy Groping Pedo Joe! We say BOO to you and your Hoe!

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's actually a reference to an Obama quip where he told the audience to vote rather than just boo his opponent. And they're trying to make it into a Halloween joke.

Horribly misguided as usual.

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ljsilver0000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you saying 'Boo' or 'Boo-iden' ?

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Good_Behavior_Day 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't Beau?