A married couple rush to the hospital when the pregnant wife's water breaks. The doctor tells them there's a new experimental device that transfers all pain of childbirth from the mother to the father, and the couple agrees to try it. The device's helmets are put on each of their heads with wires connecting them, and the wife gives birth feeling zero pain, but the husband is amazed because he, too, somehow felt no pain!
When they get home, they find the mailman dead on their front steps.
Well, the doc said the device transfers the pain to the father, he didn't say it necessarily transfers it to the dude wearing the helmet. Also it's experimental, so they're not quite sure exactly how it'll work. Turns out it worked exactly as described, even across great distance! 👍
Also HELLLLOOOOO, the mailman was the father! And I've just ruined the joke by explaining everything. Argh! 😀
Okay, joke time.
A married couple rush to the hospital when the pregnant wife's water breaks. The doctor tells them there's a new experimental device that transfers all pain of childbirth from the mother to the father, and the couple agrees to try it. The device's helmets are put on each of their heads with wires connecting them, and the wife gives birth feeling zero pain, but the husband is amazed because he, too, somehow felt no pain!
When they get home, they find the mailman dead on their front steps.
I love joke time! Thx 4 sharing!
Why did the mailman die?
(Unless, the act of putting a letter in a post box mimicks "transfer").
Well, the doc said the device transfers the pain to the father, he didn't say it necessarily transfers it to the dude wearing the helmet. Also it's experimental, so they're not quite sure exactly how it'll work. Turns out it worked exactly as described, even across great distance! 👍
Also HELLLLOOOOO, the mailman was the father! And I've just ruined the joke by explaining everything. Argh! 😀