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posted ago by Advhawk ago by Advhawk +3223 / -1

So I signed up to be a poll worker to keep my eye on things and to see where the ballots go at the end of the day. apparently the chairperson brings them to the police station after the polls close. I wanted to follow this person to the police station. Now I am that person! There will be absolutely no Shenanigans in my polling place! MAGA

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PepeDontSurf 131 points ago +132 / -1

Thank you for your service.

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Advhawk [S] 70 points ago +81 / -11

Thanks for the thanks but that statement should be reserved for the military veterans and police.

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Liver_Kick 98 points ago +99 / -1

I'm a vet and I thank you - you are protecting the integrity of our Constitution.

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Scrub_Anon 49 points ago +51 / -2

Advhawk, we are digital soldiers. PepeDontSurf is right....thank you for your service.

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Industry4 42 points ago +42 / -0

They also deserve that, but make no mistake, what you are doing is God's work. Thank you.

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RighteousViolence1 37 points ago +37 / -0

I’m also a vet who thanks you for your service.

You are helping protect our voting system. There is nothing more American than that.

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NvJohansson 25 points ago +25 / -0

No fam, you are doing a great service to your country and deserve credit.

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Reizan878 14 points ago +14 / -0

Meme war vet!

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ColSandersRet 50 points ago +51 / -1

Awesome. Thanks, man. I did that once. It was a long day but worth it.

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Advhawk [S] 61 points ago +62 / -1

I'm so jazzed to do this most important job in my lifetime.

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inspir3dgenius 31 points ago +32 / -1

You're doing your duty to America, but you're a hero to the world as a byproduct. I sit in Canada impotently, looking on and knowing that direct intervention is illegal.

Make sure you have a patsy start your engine for you, and once you're on the way don't stop.

NO BRAKES

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 12 points ago +12 / -0

You've done your part by being here and spreading the word, fren. We'll do the rest on Tuesday.

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inspir3dgenius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, fren. It's been an honour to be a part of Meme War II.

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Littleirishmaid 33 points ago +34 / -1

It’s interesting how each state handles things differently. In my state, the local police bring the results to the nearest state police barracks. The state police , then bring that regions results to the Secretary of State, The Town Clerk keeps the ballots under lock and key.

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mugwump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Cops are used to following a chain of custody, and their cars have cameras in them often times. Makes sense.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wow and the Democrats have effectively alienated every police force in the nation by legitimizing BLM and the Defund the Police movement. They really are that stupid!

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MrTrumpsWildRide 17 points ago +17 / -0

Will there be any malarkey? Asking for a friend who doesn't molest children or have a crack addict son.

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Advhawk [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Not on my fucking watch KAG

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astralentity 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thank you for attempting to keep our elections in NY safe, especially from the likes of Princess Party Nipples!

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polish_snausage 12 points ago +13 / -1

Maga!! Stay safe

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Honkey_McCracker 12 points ago +12 / -0

"chairman" Don't use the left's language. Everyone knows that "chairman" can refer to either gender.

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Advhawk [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reeeeeeeee!

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DelveDeeper 11 points ago +11 / -0

Came in here to say thanks and read the comments.

I ended up upvoted every comment after seeing some commie had downvoted them, every little helps.

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IJustWannaLurk 7 points ago +11 / -4

Upstate or downstate?

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Advhawk [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Long Island don't want to be more specific

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TrumpAndChange 10 points ago +10 / -0

Right on, got a family member who is also the chair person on long island. Two places without shenanigans

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Usernameunavailable 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you x 1 magillion!

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womp-womp-twice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yuge, That I Can Tell You

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Kek_The_World 6 points ago +6 / -0

In Oregon ONE person is NEVER lett alone with ballots or results. TWO people need to take them. I’m glad that you ate the one but yipes! Two people, one from each party should be the standard.

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Advhawk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wholeheartedly agree all day you have to be paired up with a Democrat. How do you think they cheat in New York city so easily

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Ferrous_Tarkus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doing your part!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

God bless you, Pede! 🙏🏼

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big winning. When you get to the PD can you ask them how they feel about harassing people for funerals and masks but follow orders and let rioters destroy everything? It’ll be a fun conversation I’m sure.

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Advhawk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Police are not allowed to be free thinkers they must follow the law of whatever assholes in charge

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our point is that none of these health orders or executive decrees are legal, but instead of making hard choices the cops are just like “muh pension” and then they go harass Jews at funerals lol. Fucking kek

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look at me! I am the polls now!

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Schackers 4 points ago +4 / -0

The next person who says “Shenanigans” is going to get pistol whipped!

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Advhawk [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it's such a crafty Irish word

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Whirlybot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I call malarkey on that!

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Schackers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, to protect the votes maybe he can borrow some Meownties from Canada.

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SJBHamilton 4 points ago +4 / -0

GOOD JOB

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incogneato 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for doing this. I'm volunteering as an observer in a local polling station - suburbs near a large metro area - all I do is stand around and watch, lol.

But if it was up to me, those ballots would NEVER leave the polling station until the final final final count was in and the election was 100% over. Don't really understand why they have to be transported way across town to some "counting center."

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Advhawk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the cheating of course

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polyglot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome!! Thank you!

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NYCincognito 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a NY resident, thank you very much!

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ComradeDillBelassio 2 points ago +2 / -0

New Yorker here, thank you! What part of NY?

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Advhawk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Long Island don't want to get more specific.

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DArtist51 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done, pede!

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BeerMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

NY is in play

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Anyslogan2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for doing this. Your doing something that could help prevent this country from falling into a long slide towards socialism, and tyranny. And I’m not exaggerating one bit.

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Trump_USA_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for protecting us against the subversive government-destroying Radical Left. Thanks for your service in helping us to preserve this constitutional republic, to keep it safe from the fraudulent ballot shenanigans of the Radical Left.

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ChocolateEvryday 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless. Be safe.

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bless you

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StarSpangledMama 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is something every American would/should be happy to do, if they volunteered to work at a polling station. But this year, with the stakes being so high, we thank you for your bravery, patriot!

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Dell_Fargus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pack a lunch. Poll watching/judging is a loooooong day.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump 2020 fren

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A_Feral_Duck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bless you pede

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Rodger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bless You

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Nite_mare6312 2 points ago +2 / -0

Erie county? Please?!

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS IS THE WAY.

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-BasedCentipede- 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

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LordJudgement18 2 points ago +2 / -0

free an fair elections. no matter who you voted for. slow joe included.

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Danbulla16 2 points ago +2 / -0

Advhawk did not kill himself

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Advhawk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy KEK

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Rotting_John_McCain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good bless you!

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shadows_of_the_mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

You single handily saved your district

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Advhawk [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stealing that meme!

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FrankWisner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want ALL legit votes counted properly, even my opponent's.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pede, your service is greatly appreciated!

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vfr2imc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right on. I'm a roving attorney in Ohio. I'll be keeping 19 polling places on the straight and narrow.

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TrumpOrTreason 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please explain how this happened so we can replicate.

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Advhawk [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Signed up to be a first-time poll worker. This election the usual retirees are too scared to leave their house so they need everybody. Sometimes stepping up pays off.

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah ha!!

Damn!!! I should of realized this before!! We could have owned all polling p Places!!