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slangin_paint 61 points ago +63 / -2

Use helicopters

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JackIsALarp 37 points ago +38 / -1

no, spaceships.

smh. its 2020.

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Got_Hot_Snakes 31 points ago +32 / -1

Helicopters, that can go INTO SPACE!!!

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the most brilliant inventors, don't we, folks?

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Ryoten 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or we make a deal with the aliens. I think we can do it. Were good at making deals, believe me folks.

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zooty 7 points ago +8 / -1

Single use jetpacks.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +5 / -1

Can a trebuchet be aimed straight up?

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iamherefortheluls 2 points ago +2 / -0

sometimes traditional methods are just better.

Use rope.