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OrangeElvis 19 points ago +20 / -1

Jesus was meek. Meek isn't week, it means "under control" - the original Greek word is explained as a bridle in a warhors's mouth.

Soy is weakness. As is cuckold.

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rosie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus was always meek, but He was never weak. The money changers in the Temple found that out the hard way.

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GorillaWarfare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whenever you ask yourself "What Would Jesus Do?", remember that kicking over tables and beating crooked bankers with whips is a valid answer.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be a pacifist, you have to be capable of inflicting harm.

Otherwise you're just harmless.