Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments ---
The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"
The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnastics team!"
The third said " That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high-speed train. All they could find remaining was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House.
stolen from http://ace.mu.nu/
Three California surgeons were playing golf one Saturday morning and they started to brag on their accomplishments ---
The first one said " I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!"
The second doctor said " I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm. I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnastics team!"
The third said " That's pretty good, but I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high-speed train. All they could find remaining was the horse's ass and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House.