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PyroSphere 140 points ago +140 / -0

THOSE WHO KEEP OLD GLORY LOOKING GOOD ARE SPECIAL PEOPLE. YOU SHALL REAP WHAT YOU SEW, FREEDOM!

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Chromodynamic_Soup 40 points ago +40 / -0

I see what you did there. A+

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fthecoup 25 points ago +26 / -1

Be nice to the flags — I say keep the car/truck under 50 mph.

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Nonredneck4 19 points ago +19 / -0

yeah... no, sorry, reinforced should be good for short bursts to a buck twenty five

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bluebahloo 9 points ago +9 / -0

That won't be easy when you have no brakes.

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WingmanMachete 6 points ago +6 / -0

Underrated comment

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nmipede 65 points ago +65 / -0

This pede sews!

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sew much MAGA!

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ModernKnight 14 points ago +14 / -0

We needle more like them in this thread!

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bluebahloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Enough with the fabriculous puns.

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cowpen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's get this sewing machine made in America again!

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Based_psychologist 43 points ago +43 / -0

Yeah, go buy one. That one is for keeping

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Pede3 21 points ago +21 / -0

That flag is too important, and something to pass down to your kids.

Home Depot or Lowes sell American flags.

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CottonmouthCrow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just make sure it says MADE IN USA. China is assho!

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Dergy 40 points ago +40 / -0

Nice! We want pics!!

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CerebralPimp 18 points ago +19 / -1

Get to it Betty!

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MidwestNorsk 16 points ago +16 / -0

Embroidered stars and real sewn stripes. The only way to roll!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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FTR12 14 points ago +14 / -0

Where is the rally? Im across the country but grew up in Riverside (almost got the raincross tattooed on me when I was younger) I know people that would get in their trucks and join. When I went home to be in my brothers wedding last month it was nice to see all the support for our president. Know for a fact Gavlin (unincorporated Riverside Co.) is essentially all MAGA.

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NimblestOfNavigators 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where at? I live here too and haven’t heard anything about it.

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NimblestOfNavigators 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks pede!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am a male Pede complete with penis and I bought a Janome some years back for Chrimbo.

I recently used it to sew a camo frock coat which I will proudly wear to the polls on Tuesday along with my olive drab tricorne hat!

Don't think I'll get the waistcoat done in time but oh well.

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drsowells1fan 4 points ago +4 / -0

olive drab tricorne hat

Where did you get the tricorn hat? I've been wishing for a ladies MAGA tricorn just to blow some leftist America hating minds.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 6 points ago +6 / -0

I MADE it! Easy Peasy!

Search "ladies floppy hat" in your choice of color on etsy and other such places and check out utoob vids on "making a pirate hat" since it's basically the same thing. "Making a cockade" will also be helpful.

I got lucky and found an OD ladies floppy hat then I folded the sides and back up securing them with WWII uniform buttons but you can pin or baste them into place.

For the cockade I used a WWII service patch with OD ribbon sewn around it (utoob "teached" me how) held in place with aforementioned button but actually for that I used a WWII WAC brooch or hat pin. Not sure which it is but found it on ePay.

I'm not gonna lie to you. It's fuckin AWESOME and was retarded easy. Much easier than sewing the frock coat!

I had the frock shell mostly done months ago and used WWII buttons on the front and cuffs. Finished the lining up and hemmed it just recently.

I have most of the material cut for the waistcoat but need to cut the front face and lining and then sew it all together and THEN cut and sew a bunch of fuggin button holes and my machine won't sew button holes all the sudden!

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Found my new project. Thanks, pede!! I'm going to sew "1776 Project" on one side and MAGA on the other. Feathering this baby too with a nice plume.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 2 points ago +2 / -0

I debated getting a peacock feather for a plume (the greens would coordinate with the hat) and I'm still leaning on the side of Naw Bruh but you're a LadyPede so you ABSOLUTELY can rock the plumage!

I think the plumage is more "pirate-esque" and unless I am delivering a sermon on the virtues of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I don't do "pirates" because Jimmy Buffet makes me puke! LMAO

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can hand sew but it ain't exactly what you'd call pretty. 😉

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CovefefeREEEE 9 points ago +9 / -0

Rally Time!

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Praise_kek 8 points ago +8 / -0

"If you want peace, prepare for war" is incredibly poignant at the moment. One of my favorite sayings.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Life's default state is war. This is the truth in the animal kingdom and for everything alive out there. It was only through man's intelligence have we found pockets of peace, producing the most naive members of our species. The free market is war. And those exposed to doing the work to survive gets stronger and more resilient.

SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM. If you want peace, prepare for war.

If they want war, prepare for our coming.

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OhWellian 7 points ago +7 / -0

My significant other and I just voted Republican for the first time in our lives. Thanks to President Trump. A man who made promises (like all politicians) yet who KEPT them all! (like NO politician in MY lifetime.) We're in LA and are loving the Beverly Hills events.

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this_is_how_it_goes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fly it high, pede!

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FuckTheOtherSide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank god I'm not the only one here who thinks we can turn this state red.

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not_a_shill 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta put in that extra stitch...the freedom stitch.

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Jp1137 4 points ago +4 / -0

Waste not want not

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kjj9 4 points ago +4 / -0

That thread looks yellow to me. Natural kevlar? Or is that just because of the incandescent light?

Kevlar thread is so easy to get now, I use it pretty much exclusively for my heavy duty sewing needs - mostly making holster supporting belts by sandwiching a length of tool steel boning between two layers of milsurp cotton webbing.

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Nonredneck4 4 points ago +4 / -0

name checks out, god bless ya pede

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DeplorableMimi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for representing us Californians. Have a spectacular day Patriot

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Blinduser 4 points ago +4 / -0

True patriot

FAFO

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jackasskicker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stay safe, God speed.

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MAGAMAN219 3 points ago +3 / -0

I LOVE seeing my city on T_D.

Great work keeping her shiny!

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Stallion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Smart! All my flags are in tatters but We keep rolling!

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w3aregh0sts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am heading out to a Trump Train rally near the Bay Area this morning! First one and super excited!

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WHYsoMAD 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know trump is the right side of history when one of his political symbols is the American flag and also his protestors don't lie, cheat and terrorize cities.

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the way you sew. My mother and grandmom sewed and I tried and just couldn't get into it. I admire people that can sew.

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Eclectus13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would love to see the Trump train run all the way to Mecca! (Cali that is...)

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NimblestOfNavigators 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too! La Quinta checking in.

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SmokeyAF 3 points ago +3 / -0

Magnum Force

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Spezz 3 points ago +3 / -0

nice username

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voter129472974 3 points ago +3 / -0

You terrorist!

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LordKitchener 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do yourself a favour and buy a new motor + foot control. Much safer in the long run.

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RedinMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have a great time!

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TRUMPisDOMINATING 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah fellow CA Patriot

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Clabber 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless You. Beautiful Flag.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Speed!

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Iefsn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wife and I were at Rancho yesterday... inland pedes unite! Turn this thing RED!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

So be it. Settle the score. To secure peace is to prepare for war.....

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice to hear so much support in California. Keep up the fight!

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Homopratensis2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese sewing machine. At least have a Pfaff, Husquvarna, or Bernina out there. Or an old USA made Singer.

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LordKitchener 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pfaff and Husquvarna are owned by the same company that owns Singer. Bernina are either Swiss and shit or Thai and Shit, either way they are over priced.

Juki are really the best on the market at the moment.

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Homopratensis2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can get good Czech made Pfaff, Swedish Huskys and Swiss Berninias for under 500. Never heard of Juki. If it's Japanese it's probably good though. All singer, brother, Kenmore and other trash does more to harm sewing as a hobby than good.

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PittsburghChip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, so beautiful even when on the machine!!! How can any American ever denigrate Old Glory?

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Hewhodont 2 points ago +3 / -1

I have a sewing machine and a really weathered flag that the postman keep tearing it any time the wind blows it near my mailbox thing. Could someone point me to a link describing how to sew this thing? I can set up the spool and all that jazz, I just don't know how to sew at all.

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Oleglory 2 points ago +2 / -0

GOD BLESS AMERICA!! 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

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FreeStuffEverywhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

sow? oh, wait...clever

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SwampPhox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could sew. Hmmmm

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Fremium2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's remarkably easy to learn. I did from YouTube tutorials, as well as my mom and grandmother being lifelong sewers.

It comes in handy for so much.

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RedPillMissionary 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dont care about turning california red, unless the citizens are truly and honestly waking up and coming to Jesus or conservatism. When dems try to 'turn red states blue' it's through demographic replacement via immigration, which is treasonous and evil IMO.

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Whatthelock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. Although when I saw the post title I thought it was going to be a Sunday Gunday post.