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COCOMOJOE 91 points ago +91 / -0

I'll go check for you.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 66 points ago +66 / -0

Ill help you look

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 51 points ago +51 / -0

I'll join in with the four of you. Just to be a good Samaritan, you know?

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Dereliction 41 points ago +41 / -0

If we're honest, it's going to take a dozen more to have a chance at finding them.

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DJT2020 33 points ago +33 / -0

Hey, I found 'em!

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 27 points ago +27 / -0

awww darn!

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deleted 29 points ago +29 / -0
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Bobby 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll film it.

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Mavdick96 9 points ago +9 / -0

Count me in, we gotta form a search party for those keys.

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davidmode 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think i know where everything ive ever lost is

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Winston_Smith84 8 points ago +8 / -0

Car keys, hell. I can't find my truck!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 109 points ago +113 / -4

No fap November: 9 hrs 37 mins in. Sighs....

Zzzzzzip

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ShiffsDeadHooker 78 points ago +78 / -0

I'm out!

slaps $20 on the coffee table

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 47 points ago +47 / -0

It's been 30 minutes and I'm down $60.00

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Pigpenlordofdirt 22 points ago +22 / -0

I need to pay my mortgage

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 16 points ago +16 / -0

that went dark real fast

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WhiteTrashJesus 34 points ago +34 / -0

No Nut uNtil Nauguration

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 38 points ago +39 / -1

Not with all these trump girls. My Lord. That's ok, my wife is a trump girl and we are already making babies. Looking forward to little miss pede due on Valentine's day. Then I can make her a brother 😏

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WhiteTrashJesus 21 points ago +21 / -0

That’s awesome! Hopefully the eradication of communism makes a more suitable environment for me to have a lady pede someday. NY is infested with communist sympathizers with wizard sleeves

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not sure where you stand on religion but most large churches have a young adults meeting at some point during the week. Mine has a service followed by a mixer with food. Great place to meet quality and marriage minded women and a lot of churches encourage visitors from other churches who don't have high enough attendance levels. I'm sure there is one within driving distance. I only suggest it because my step daughter met her soon to be husband at one and it was awesome for them. Even provides classes on relationship skills for young people as they start to run a house hold like budgeting and maintaining credit scores as well as relationships and communications. She's out there brother, go find her! And don't wait till you have money. Find her first and build a life together. It's much better that way.

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WhiteTrashJesus 10 points ago +10 / -0

That sounds like a great idea. Thanks, now we just have to be allowed to attend social functions by the govt

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pro tip: if the church is open and fighting the lockdown, that's the place you want to be.

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WhiteTrashJesus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I’ll look into it but you really underestimate the power the nipple king has bestowed upon himself to enforce this. My local church is cucked. Catholic area too, and all those churches are pre-cucked. Almost every business is cucked.

I’d like to actually move to a more conservative area after I establish my career a bit more because imo the christian community and just local sense of community in general seems way better. Under the commie state it’s every man for himself type of feel. Young people (pre lockdown) just stay home on social media and go out to bars and whatnot at 11pm. And almost everyone under 30 moves to the city or another state, or lives at home with their parents because it’s too expensive. This is Long island btw

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aim_truth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congratulations! My husband and I are due Valentine's day as well. We have 2 boys and a girl and we're having another boy. Life is wonderful.

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Jimmy_Russler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm in it for the long run friends

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 45 points ago +45 / -0

A shirt? Its damn near winter, she needs a coat!

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LoneStarDangler 17 points ago +17 / -0

Where is coat-bot when we need him?

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 14 points ago +14 / -0

Location unknown, but desperately needed

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Free0fReddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone get this poor girl a shirt.

With more rips.

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Hatefullynch 4 points ago +4 / -0

And less fabric

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MegaMagaManX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thems some big udders

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notatallimsure 46 points ago +46 / -0

High energy titties.

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lostmyoldpassword 30 points ago +31 / -1

Why do I feel like there is sudden influx of these hot chick threads on here? I mean, as far as distractions go, this one is glorious - but there is like 20+ of these threads on TD right now, and half are from new/almost new accounts.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 18 points ago +20 / -2

Are you complaining?

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lostmyoldpassword 17 points ago +18 / -1

Not really, it just seems odd to me - seems coordinated.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 26 points ago +26 / -0

coordinated boobie attack?

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 13 points ago +13 / -0

MOAB- Mother Of All Boobs

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh dear, the boobies from venus are taking over

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ThoughtExperiment 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a democrat hail Mary. Can't vote for trump if you're too busy furiously jacking it to MAGA hotties.

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learntocode 2 points ago +3 / -1

It drives away female supporters.

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drinksh2o 2 points ago +2 / -0

I truly doubt that. if you want to turn someone's stomach go to Wal*Mart.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict -44 points ago +9 / -53

Oh look, another titty slide thread for the double-digit IQ mouth-breathing under-sexed folks to gawk and fap at.

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Drew 21 points ago +24 / -3

Geez, lighten up dude or dudette.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 18 points ago +18 / -0

I believe in two things absolutely, the first amendment and boobs.

https://youtu.be/Suka4wunGhU

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 8 points ago +8 / -0

B DOUBLE-O B S?

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drinksh2o 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Kamala cackle is true pornography.

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Joeret 12 points ago +13 / -1

It’s a bit of fun. Relax.

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drinksh2o 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gawk? Not really. Fap? Nope. Just a beautiful person expressing herself. And being accepted.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keked.

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A_Russian_Wall 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fuck off chicom shill

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

TRIGGERED! MUH BOOBIES!

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CapnKek 24 points ago +24 / -0

Saluting the red, white, and boob.

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Trump_2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

o7

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Magamenow 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bazookas

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bidensmissingbrain 18 points ago +19 / -1

I'd sniff those.

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Boldwithoutthebull 11 points ago +12 / -1

Nah.. too old.

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afro54 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm thirsty - God Bless America!

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fazzman23 14 points ago +15 / -1

you are going to have back problems. Lucky Chiropractor...

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basedbrickpusher 6 points ago +7 / -1

Haters gonna hate

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iamthestorm 13 points ago +13 / -0

The White Stripes

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FL2PC72LE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ever heard of Cannibal Island? Russia, 1933. Big breasted women got eaten alive.

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Logan051361 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sunday gun day?

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RegularAmerican 7 points ago +7 / -0

We can post bazookas too ;)

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2ndenthusiast 9 points ago +9 / -0

bububububububbbbbbbb

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DaayTerkErJerbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone else suddenly thinking the US flag should have about 7 more red stripes?

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OutcastSeal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well. Fucking. Endowed.

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grassshrimp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reminds me that I need to go get a gallon of milk.

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fuckdemswithcactus 6 points ago +6 / -0

sauce, for science

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AppalachianTactical 6 points ago +6 / -0

You wear the barbells infinitely better than cuomo.

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Tx50bmg 6 points ago +6 / -0

Party tits if true

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Pigpenlordofdirt 5 points ago +5 / -0

BRB gunna go change into my coomer

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cajun_robear 5 points ago +5 / -0

God bless all the women of the american dairy association.

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TEXASismagacountry 5 points ago +5 / -0

We absolutely cannot allow this!!!

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dixond 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice piercings 👌

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SaltyArmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn

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majorpribluda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well don;t that make ma green wood purple.

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magachudd 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have the best tits, folks. Hands down. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it.

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JohnWayne2 4 points ago +5 / -1

Who’re the two asshats downvoting this? Man, their lives must be pathetic.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn . . . I thought things looked a little off. I think you're right.

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Magamenow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Christy Canyon?

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Come on man ! I like titties as much as the next guy - but those are fake.

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Nikola_S1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't seem fake at all. Have nipple piercings though.

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catsfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

The breadbasket of America

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Rusty_Bungus 3 points ago +3 / -0

God Bless America!

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AZTrump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

God Bless America!

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Trumpdup4prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this place.

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DrMoustachio 3 points ago +5 / -2

Fucking hell those milkers...

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DanTheComputerMan 3 points ago +4 / -1

AMERICAN TITTIES FUCK YEAH!!!!

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Halcyoncritter 2 points ago +3 / -1

remember remember, its no nut november.

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OCMagaMom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy honkers, Batman!

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 2 points ago +3 / -1

What a big beautiful set of stripes on that American flag!

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RoofKorean 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very creative t-shirt you have there!

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waxonwaxoff87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are those floors real hardwood? Goes very well with the rug.

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oshead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Communism!

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RyanUpCreek 2 points ago +3 / -1

Those colors don't run

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Phrazel 1 point ago +2 / -1

hot dog!