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Apersonofinterest 667 points ago +669 / -2

TBF the real Kamala is fake too.

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AlphaNathan 268 points ago +268 / -0

This is what losing looks like.

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magabigleague2 122 points ago +122 / -0

lmao the body guards were really fake, unprofessional looking and they bumped into each other in panic at the end of the video.

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Bluemoonsugar 30 points ago +30 / -0

Kek

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FreeBased1 19 points ago +19 / -0

Did anyone read the article? They had a screenshot of the fake kamala posting on Facebook looking for a bodyguard. The ad even said the pay was bad!

Wow, how desperate do you have to be?

I'd NEVER do that, even if I were homeless. Imagine pretending to be Secret Service! You could get mobbed and have no clue what to do!

The fake bodyguard had fake SS glasses and a dumb bluetooth earpiece in! Lol!!!

Lol at the loser Biden voters who got their photo taken with... "Fake Cumallah"

Only question is: is this sanctioned by Harris/Biden 2020, or was this some loser lady who wanted to impersonate cumallah all by herself, for no reason?

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FREEDOM1st 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Cumuluh, see how the people love Trump, he gets out there with the people, you gotta do that"

"I don't want the plebs anywhere near me. Send the body double."

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operation_eland 8 points ago +11 / -3

Rendezvous at Arbys for a case of horrendous food poisoning.

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Captainzoomer 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love Arby's!

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operation_eland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Arbys gave me the worst food poisoning I have ever experienced. Let's just say it was so bad I had to sleep in a bathtub for 2 days.... Yeah.

Even 7 years later my digestion and bowel has never functioned like it used too.

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FaddyMcSaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaa.. potatoes cakes or curly fries?

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Curly fries!

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CommunistsAreSubhumn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaa.. potatoes cakes or curly fries?

Latkes dammit.

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE HAVE THE MEATS

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GodGunsGuitars 1 point ago +2 / -1

Arby’s is going down hill. I notified them of horrible customer service and they didn’t even reply

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chelthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a money laundering chain, so they don't give as much of a shit!

/s with a side of plausible deniability

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CommunistsAreSubhumn 2 points ago +2 / -0

But really, I kinda want to get some Arby's suddenly.

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RocketSprocket 12 points ago +12 / -0

When casting low-budget productions, it's really hard to find talent available on short notice. Under a certain price level, it's a bring your own wardrobe deal. The shoes often really give it away.

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

They obviously didn't get a hazard bump, so I hope they at least got a wardrobe one.

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RocketSprocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or at least a ride back to the bus stop from a Clinton.

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

The "secret service" woman's shoes were low effort.

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suckmycorona 7 points ago +7 / -0

What’s even sadder is that there are voting Americans that are this low iq to buy this.

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MapleBaconWaffles 55 points ago +55 / -0

This isn't just regular losing. This is advanced losing.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

INSERT “RACIST” TRADE FEDERATION PREQUEL MEME

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Flipbarryfromreddit 47 points ago +47 / -0

Lmfao we fucking CALLED IT TOO! When she had those pure black eyes in the interview

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TEXinLA 384 points ago +385 / -1

Who paid for this stunt??

That's a campaign donation.

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PyroSphere 196 points ago +196 / -0

This is how you know that they know they are losing.

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MrWWonka 59 points ago +59 / -0

oh and Season 2 is going to be a Doozy!!

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AppalachianTactical 51 points ago +51 / -0

Have you ever reeeee'd with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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TEXinLA 42 points ago +42 / -0

Absolutely.

You'd think they'd have a Joe Biden double by now.

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Walt_Kowalski 57 points ago +57 / -0

His name is Walter the Ventriloquist Dummy.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 21 points ago +21 / -0

Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out!

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TEXinLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

That you, Clint?

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across32 19 points ago +19 / -0

Problem is, if the double was completing coherent sentences, everyone would know it wasn't the real Joe anyway.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very true. Should have gotten one at least ten months ago. Or better yet, 20 years ago.

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Tookens 5 points ago +5 / -0

No need for a double when you never leave your basement.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

True. But one would be handy about now.

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CleanYourRoom 33 points ago +53 / -20

I'm thinking Loomer set this up.

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MissileToad 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't put it past the Dems to try something like that, but this "lookalike" is so bad that it's almost too bad a lookalike. So much that this being a setup would make it make some sense at least. I don't know...

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Useful_Vidiots 16 points ago +34 / -18

Loomer is a fucking nutjob and this is just too easy.

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ThrupleBlindStudy 5 points ago +8 / -3

Nah, she’s not nuts and she’s quite smart. However, I agree that it’s likely she set this up.

The left has repeatedly hit hard at many of the so-called “alt-right”characters and leaders. She’s managed to deflect it all and keep going.

She smelled a trap the first time she met the guys that forced Lauren Southern into retirement. Those guys worked with LS for years and brought her down, but Loomer figured them out in a few minutes and declined to work with them.

Loomer has made a few mistakes here and there but overall she’s been pretty sharp.

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Useful_Vidiots 6 points ago +7 / -1

I agree that it’s likely she set this up

Nah, she’s not nuts and she’s quite smart

Pick one.

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ThrupleBlindStudy 1 point ago +5 / -4

Setting up political stunts happens all the time. Roger Stone built a successful career doing it.

If she can make something like this go viral it’s a sign of intelligence, not that she’s nuts lol!

Of course, small brain people behind their screens can’t appreciate what it takes to build the presence she has using just brains and personality.

You might not be able to grasp it, but Loomer is smart as a whip. It’s why the rest of sit around and talk about it.

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queue-anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is more ambition than smarts.

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +2 / -1

Your spastic reply tells me you know I'm right.

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ThrupleBlindStudy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whelp, you can’t say I didn’t try!

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GoopNIL 3 points ago +5 / -2

the guys that forced Lauren Southern into retirement

I don't know anything about this. Care to explain?

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ThrupleBlindStudy 3 points ago +4 / -1

She stupidly dug her own grave. Lots of people were victimized by this faggot couple but Loomer figured them out right away.

Most of the “alt-right” operates without PR teams, lawyers, etc, so they navigate a mine field of potential problems on their own. Once you make a name for yourself, not screwing up is a lot harder than it looks.

This article summarizes Southern’s self inflicted downfall.

https://web.archive.org/web/20190817162712/https://www.dangerous.com/50638/say-farewell-to-the-klepto-queens-of-the-british-far-right/

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GoopNIL 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jesus. What a sad, sordid story. I feel sorry for all the people who were taken in by those snakes.

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +4 / -1

Backoff, Laura.

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TEXinLA 14 points ago +15 / -1

I don't think so.

Maybe some crazy Dim donor or a wanna be TikToker.

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TrumpsBestFriend 10 points ago +13 / -3

This. This is way too convenient

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Losersloseagain2020 8 points ago +10 / -2

She is now a republican candidate are you nuts. Won the primary to pull stunts and screw herself?

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SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +11 / -3

I like Laura, but she got to where she is by pulling stunts and doing crazy shit. She's just crazy, why stop now?

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Losersloseagain2020 1 point ago +3 / -2

She hasnt for a lomg long time. You cannot do that and win a primary.

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LexiconDevil402 18 points ago +18 / -0

The people who donated to BLM, that's who.

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Constitution_jd 11 points ago +11 / -0

There will be an expenditure for this somewhere in FEC filings.

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. Didn't see the entire video.

Would like to know just how close to the polling place the "fake" Kamala ventured.

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Constitution_jd 6 points ago +6 / -0

That rule is always local. Does Florida prohibit near-site electioneering?

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ArmedHousewife 4 points ago +4 / -0

KY is 100 ft

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

IDK. Out here in Los Angeles, seems to be 100 feet from a polling place.

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Useful_Vidiots 6 points ago +6 / -0

Laura Loomer.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 243 points ago +244 / -1

Fake presidential campaign.

Fake polls.

Fake pandemic.

Fake activists.

Fake voters.

Fake candidate.

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Madman2020 66 points ago +66 / -0

Fake peaceful protests.

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DJ_NeckFace 7 points ago +7 / -0

my thoughts exactly

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fat as fuck, he could stop some bullets I guess.

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Gyrfalcon 4 points ago +4 / -0

White soles on her shoes. Major fake.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!! God they’re pathetic. I truly fucking hate the Democrat party

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ppalgansaek 168 points ago +169 / -1

Everything Biden and Harris do is disgusting.

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IncredibleMrE1 30 points ago +31 / -1

Well, CumAllah is a walking STD, so you're not wrong.

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

What do you think Thanksgiving's going to look like at the Biden house this year?

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bubadmt 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hunter gets the honor of carving the giant crack rock.

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ppalgansaek 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's way too dirty for my beautiful mind to ponder!

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roast Hunter with sides.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't know Hilldawg had an invite.

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Neonentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think she just appears whenever one of these events occurs....

Getting the stink of sulphur out of the cushions must be a challenge.

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MAGABeaver 133 points ago +134 / -1

Biden voters are quite possibly the most gullible voters/retards on the planet. I'm half-shitfaced right now and a passing glance is enough to tell that ain't the hoe.

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N7fury 37 points ago +37 / -0

Yeah, I don't know what's worse here. The fact that Kamala's campaign pulled this stunt or their supporters falling for it. Their base is literally a horde of NPCs

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lurkwellmyfriends 15 points ago +15 / -0

I just can't believe that the campaign would be audacious enough to do this. If this is some grifter trying to scam money that would be one thing, but if the campaign did this it's fraud.

Incredible.

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Truthdose 1 point ago +5 / -4

The people who believed Iraq's WMDs are quite possibly the most gullible voters/retards on the planet....

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Noble-Ok 4 points ago +6 / -2

Why? Saddam was a lunatic. Not that hard to think he might have wmd. Is it also gullible to think north korea has wmd?

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Mrsattorney 89 points ago +91 / -2

Was she cackling like a drunken stoned lunatic?

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bootyhole 28 points ago +28 / -0

idk bro, i still hate hillary more, but i hate kamala just as much.

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Pepe_longcockings 14 points ago +14 / -0

Whichever one i’m looking at or listening to at any given moment is the one i hate most

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bootyhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

valid observation

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nancy overtook them all imo

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bootyhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

hillary is still friends with john podesta tho

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JoeBidensEarHair 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not sure how it's possible, but it's true

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thisguy883 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's the female version of Hillary.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary is the master of the cackle - worse than the witches of Oz. Go watch a video, it'll eat at your soul.

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berson129 8 points ago +8 / -0

So embarrassing when she does that

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Shoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

You'd think she would have learned from Hillary that responding to everything with an obviously fake & obnoxious cackle is not a good look and doesn't make you likable.

God, do I hate it when they do that....

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RedAltoids 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think she does that laugh because she doesn't actually have anything to say. It's safer.

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Shoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah like when they asked if she was a socialist she just did her lame cackle. Apparently it's an effective defense mechanism because retards still buy into it...

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gamingthisandthat 74 points ago +75 / -1

so obvious its not her

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NYCforTrump 56 points ago +56 / -0

LOL with obese secret service "protection"? Wearing black sneakers? lol 🤣🤣

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Butthurt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lesbo security

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NYCforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly my thought. Definitely looks like a Democrat female.

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brainphreeze 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta be these two guys:

https://kekpe.pe/i/5f9f1cfbaf1bf.gif always_sunny.gif

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isolepknurd 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yup!

Demonrats are kinda stupid at times, so its not impossible that they did this; but I dont think their campaign is behind this.

I will wait a bit before forwarding it.

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demsaltminer 1 point ago +1 / -0

President rolls around in a limo but it's not a stretch and custom made, not entirely far-fetched that other armored limos exist.

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Bushydoofus 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have people arguing with me right now about this. They actually think it's her. The TWO "secret service agents" holding a water bottle/taking a picture while being severely overweight were a dead giveaway. Not to mention, her schedule says she was in Georgia when this video was shot.

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grndmrshlgando 33 points ago +33 / -0

the masks have become the universal symbol of fear and submission. they want you afraid. they want you scared. I'm done wearing masks. and I will fight any cultist that tries to make me wear one

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theRealPizzabandit 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is exactly my thoughts. Why else would they be wearing a mask on every interview when there is no one within 20 ft of them? This is pretty funny, unethical but really funny.

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dakin116 9 points ago +9 / -0

Check out literally every commercial on TV right now, all pushing the mask narrative, sick

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s th most fucked up part about this! They’re ALL IN

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_deleted_ 41 points ago +42 / -1

Maybe the Democrats don't have some kind of master plan. Every time I think they must have an ace up their sleeve, they go and pull some half assed no brain downs syndrome paint chip eating shit like this.

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bangbus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Their plan is for dealing with spineless simps like Romney and McCain.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would love to be a fly on the wall at their brainstorming sessions. But I don't want the headache from slapping my forehead. They've had 4 years to give Joe a new image and reasons to vote for him! Dumpster fire fatality.

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MAGASQUAD 33 points ago +38 / -5

Loomer probably set this all up so she could "break" the story.

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RonJoner 39 points ago +40 / -1

There is a 30% chance of this

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Useful_Vidiots 9 points ago +12 / -3

She's a nutjob.

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Useful_Vidiots 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you're saying there's a chance?

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Useful_Vidiots 10 points ago +13 / -3

There's a 90% chance of it.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 12 points ago +13 / -1

I am not going to disagree with you. But that would be quit a under taking.

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DefaultFreedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hadn't thought of that, but now that you mention it, it's possible. How else would she time it?

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powershellder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Has anyone seen any official communications from the campaign claiming she would be there?

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WilleZumLeben 9 points ago +10 / -1

Came here looking for this comment. Fake video, fake Kamala, fake expose. They got us, pedes. The fake news has gone full cycle. There's a HUGE demand for this type of "real reporting" with so many pedes here.

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WilleZumLeben 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at all of the downvotes. It was a psyop from the beginning. I don't know who this "woman" is but she's creepy as all get-out. I get some uncanny valley vibes just looking at her. She's creepier than Kamala Harris in a The Grudge remake. Creepier than Hunter Biden babysitting your kids.

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

I did not consider this. Hope that's not the case as it's pretty slimy if so.

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testingonetwothree 21 points ago +21 / -0

ummm.. certainly it's a felony to impersonate a secret service agent?..

edit: yeah it is. "Falsely impersonating a federal officer or employee of the United States is a federal crime punishable by a fine or up to three years of imprisonment."

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testingonetwothree 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah you're right. And if it's a democrat they wouldn't get in trouble even if they said that! hahaha

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lustmorden 13 points ago +13 / -0

She's an idea, like Antifa.

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ObamasLooseButthole 6 points ago +6 / -0

Willie Brown calls her "3 holes and never a no"

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TheImpossible1 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, the Dutch actually call her waardeloze hoer.

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WilleZumLeben 2 points ago +2 / -0

No idea how you came up with this comment without once mentioning Santa Claus and the Spirit of Christmas. Instead of the Joy of Giving, Kamala Harris prefers the Gift of Receiving.

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philandy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I call her Cum All Over Harris. Helps me with the syllables.

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grndmrshlgando 15 points ago +15 / -0

NO. FUCKING. WAY.. AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW WOW WOW HAHAHAHA

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testingonetwothree 14 points ago +14 / -0

shouldnt the left be mad that they had a obviously white woman in blackface representing Kamala? she's got the freckly sun damaged chest of a old white woman

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DrWeeGee 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imitation plastic?

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Tilethewall2 11 points ago +13 / -2

Don't trust Loomer, this was a setup.

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DefaultFreedom 6 points ago +7 / -1

Agreed. Notice how she zooms into her campaign sign at the very beginning.

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NotADocileLady 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOOMER is gunna WIN!!

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AngryAsian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine being such an amazing cunt that you hire a body double to visit the people YOU are asking to vote for you. Heels up Harris should stick to what she's good at...BJ's and anal

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CaptainChrisPBacon 8 points ago +8 / -0

After Hillary Clinton Shit Herself and was chucked into her medical Limo Van like a side of beef. A little while later "Hillary" Body double greets people on the street. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL7GDM_OC0I

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ShinyDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a video of that incident when two guys are talking shit about Crooked

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yoda 8 points ago +10 / -2

This smells like stunt put on by Loomer actually

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geocitiesuser 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm going to go double conspiracy on this. There is no way they did this in honest support of democrats. All it takes is a single photo to create horrible optics.

No way in hell it's related to Biden's real campaign. So what was it? Someone having some fun? Dog and pony show for optics, or a candid comedy skit in the making?

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G_regulator 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy shit, who even does this. She looks nothing like Kamala anyway. If Pence did this is would be all over every news outlet in the world.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its not even a good body double. The eyes and forehead are way off. Tells you a lot about democrat voters

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thelastlast 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol I have a feeling they been doing this dirty shit for centuries and only now can we catch them.

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spezholio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does this mean that Joe Biden thinks all blacks look alike?

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nowrongwrong 5 points ago +5 / -0

Obvious fake because she wasn't shitty Converse sneakers with her pantsuit.

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

She should have gotten Phineas and Ferb to be her fake body guards so this video would somehow find a way to disappear or get erased or transported to another dimension before we got to see it.

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VaPnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

They sent the fake out proclaiming... "Don't worry, the people who vote for us are too stupid to figure anything out. Just offer them free stuff"

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gorillachannel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, the fake one can't be as bad as the real one.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone have a link to the video. Gateway is so full of cancer cannot read anything. EDIT: NVM I found it.

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colinoscopy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me last time when they were taking pictures with. Hilary cutout

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Magus_Strife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even if you don't like Loomer, how exquisite will the salt be if she gets elected?

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goodguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

she learned well from Hill dog

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mygovisacommie 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can tell it's fake because of the body guards. Nobody would hire an obese woman as their body guard.

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Twalt 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was probably the fake one on tucker Carlson clip where she didn’t know if she was in Cleveland and pronounced her own name wrong.

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WJKovax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two 300 lb secret service agents protecting a white women pretending to be Kamala Harris. Hahahaha

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CaptainChrisPBacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will Bet My Last Donut to a hole in the ground many of the Joe Biden's we have been seeing is body doubles. The One when he was in NC did not look Joe Biden.

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MAGAPlenty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Especially the appearances in huge sunglasses

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Mozzafrenzy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has something like this ever been caught on camera before??? Big yikes

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CaptainChrisPBacon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Glad You ask. After Hillary Clinton Shit Herself and was chucked into her medical Limo Van like a side of beef. A little while later "Hillary" Body double greets peopel on the stret. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL7GDM_OC0I

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testingonetwothree 2 points ago +2 / -0

i dont see a bodydouble in that video?

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BurgerChef90 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even with the mask, you can tell it's not her. The eyes are totally different.

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Magastein143 3 points ago +3 / -0

The democrats will do ANYTHING not to face the American people. They are lazy and don't care for anyone but themselves. They know they are losing. Instead of trying to campaign the right way, they think of any other possible way. They hate Americans. We are a waste of their time. Ask Hillary who did not campaign in many states, ask Sleepy Joe who yells at every citizen challenging him and asking questions, and ask Kamala who doesn't know where she is and gets drunk to escape the people or sends a body double. Conversely Trump thrives off the American people, campaigns like mad, loves rallies, loves talking to law enforcement, veterans and all American citizens. My son just wrote him a letter and he wrote back! No American goes unnoticed with Trump!

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Muttsbitetoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden too at the debate ?