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posted ago by Humongus ago by Humongus +4064 / -0

Today, I met an old timer (86 YO) who when the subject of the election came up said to me: I’ve been a democrat my entire life in this state (deep blue NE state) and have never ever voted for a Republican... until now. Biden is more senile than I am, he couldn’t possible run a lemonade stand little less the country. Needless to say, I was speechless and deeply pleased about the whole thing. That’s my MAGA story for today pedes.

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side_o_beef 20 points ago +20 / -0

ALL STATES ARE IN PLAY!!

Stick Biden with a fork, Trump’s got New York!

Kamala gtfo the way, CA is in play!

Illinois is going to Trump my boy!

Minnesota for Biden? Not one iota!

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ParkingLotRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

CO is in play. I know a lot of registered Dems who either aren’t voting, are voting third party, or are voting Trump.

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope so! Outvote the degenerate commifornians that moved here!

Show Denver and Boulder that their radical beliefs are surrounded by patriots.

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SaintPablo 33 points ago +34 / -1

LMAO—logic checks out!

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UpTrump 35 points ago +35 / -0

Funny, the Dems are claiming over on forgeddit that they are seeing the exact opposite–former Trump supporters who are now voting Biden!

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daty_dato 32 points ago +32 / -0

If you voted Trump the first time, what did he do that makes you want to vote for Biden this time? Seriously. Did he not fulfill most of his promises?

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RussianBot6969 22 points ago +22 / -0

Same. I see zero reason for any 2016 Trump voter to switch over to the Democrat side, while I see many reasons for people who were skeptical of him in 2016 to be onboard this time.

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daty_dato 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's what they are selling. But the sale is to their voters. American's are sick of the lock down and want it over. They don't want to be locked down again and they KNOW Trump won't do that. Biden probably will.

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know one person who switched, her reason is covid. She quarantined her groceries in the bathtub for three days and wiped them with Lysol wipes when she went shopping. She says her husband is not voting Trump either (did in 2016) but I’d be surprised if he didn’t and just didn’t tell her.

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daty_dato 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you buy into fear. Fear promoted by these assholes on the left you probably would vote for lockdowns. They care more about themselves then about the country and all the people that are suffering from the lockdowns. It really is selfish. Understandable but selfish.

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Mona1950 28 points ago +29 / -1

I don't know one person who has switched from Trump - doesn't happen.

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MAGA_mantis 20 points ago +21 / -1

Does ... not..... happen.

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Specter 12 points ago +12 / -0

I know three conservatives who have been never trumper’s since 2015 and just cannot see the light still to this day. Like they actually believe in what Lincoln project is doing lmao

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TallFunDom 8 points ago +8 / -0

There are some... but those didn't vote for him in 2016. The point here is that there are no people who voted for him in 2016 and are voting Biden this time around. Doesn't happen.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Usually they don’t vote at all. But no one switches back FROM Trump.

Let’s put it in words Kamala understands: no one switches back from blowjobs to sandpaper handjobs

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know one. She lost her shit over covid. Quarantined her groceries. That’s why she’s switching, but she might vote third party, idk

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bizarre because Biden wanted to let more Corona in. Probably remove her from your life

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

She goes a little nuts and has an anxiety problem sometimes, plus we are not very close, just BBQ some times. Not to worried about it, just the first and only real life person I’ve ever met that voted Trump and now isnt

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whippeat 5 points ago +5 / -0

There will always be some % of people who are just addicted to losing, for some reason

Trump has delivered 100's of circuit judges, 3 extremely conservative SCOTUS justices. What the hell does any "conservative" have to be upset about?

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Taupkek 27 points ago +27 / -0

Naw, he's got about a 96% approval rating among Republicans. People who held there nose and voted for him for the SCOTUS picks in 2016 would crawl over rusty nails to vote for this time around.

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10MeV 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can confirm.... that's me.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would crawl over rusty nails to suck the duck of someone who just crawled over rusty nails to vote for him

GEOTUS 2020

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

i would suck rust nails to crawl the dick of someone who just rusty nails over vote to crawl for him

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ChocolateEvryday 12 points ago +12 / -0

I dont know a single person...not one...who flipped from Trump in 2016 to Biden today. I know many who have done the opposite

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TheOneWhoKnocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

What you meant to say was that the Chicoms pretending to be American on reddit are claiming that they are seeing former Trump supporters who are now voting Biden.

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HeatandFrost 24 points ago +24 / -0

I live in city of oregon east of coy road and the area is littered with trump signs

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HeatandFrost 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oregon, Ohio. Neighboring city to the east of Toledo.

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combatmonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth. Like most of WA too!

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mk81 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not over till everyone votes and there's enough votes to beat outrageous amounts of fraud. Sorry but that's just the truth.

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Trump2k20 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right. We need every vote we can get.

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TennesseeScorpio 77 points ago +77 / -0

😂 I just pictured Joe behind a lemonade stand!!

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America_No_1 54 points ago +54 / -0

Probably sniffing the kids working it too

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NoTimeToBleed 38 points ago +38 / -0

Probably spiking the product with trunalimunumaprzure too.

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Wtf_socialismreally 16 points ago +16 / -0

I need a drug company to name a new drug that name

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NoTimeToBleed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Side effects may include racist outbursts, sleepiness, incoherence, inexplicable desire to sniff children.

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ScottyGunn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do not take with Crack.

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

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NYC_4_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell me more about your lemons...

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Nameless_Mofo 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg"

- Led Zeppelin, "Traveling Riverside Blues"

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ChelseaHubbell 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's Hunter's pee not lemonade

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NYC_4_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden: Oh, hell. Can’t be a bbq. There ain’t no coloreds!

(Hillary walks in)

Hillary: I heard you say BBQ. I always carry hot sauce in my purse!

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whippeat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly. This is real meme potential right here

Would you let a man in Biden's condition babysit two kids overnight?

Would you let him drive you back from the airport at night in the rain?

So why the fuck is anybody considering putting him in charge of the USA?

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

if joe biden the pedophile rapist was my dad I’d give my computer to a repairman that would give it to law enforcement

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NYC_4_Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

My liberal friend said “Biden isn’t competent. But I’m not voting for him. I’m voting for his cabinet.”

I stared him down for a second. Then I said:

“Great endorsement, there. Tell me - who is in his cabinet.”

(Silence)

“He said Cuomo.”

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side_o_beef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden cabinet: crack pipes, pics of Natalie, couple of laptops, 10% check (for the big guy), invite to big Mike’s house

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Wtf_socialismreally 12 points ago +12 / -0

My overall guess is that they know they can't beat Trump without over fraud so they'll really play up the popular vote angle to add more ammunition for a removal of the electoral college.

Then they'll run a more interesting candidate in 4 years when Trump can't campaign for himself anymore because they assume we don't have other strong candidates.

Possibly grooming Kamala for the ticket leader instead of someone more interesting; they really want their second black female president.

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doug2 16 points ago +16 / -0

After what hes done to this country my pity meter has been at zero for a long time now.

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Yawnz13 4 points ago +6 / -2

Personally, I think he's being dragged along. Maybe even threatened by the DNC in the form of no more of them interference for his son.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

Democrats are ok with elder abuse

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DeplorableLA 34 points ago +34 / -0

Great story! And seriously, would you buy lemonade from anyone named Biden? Hell no.

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_deleted_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Made with lemons from Chyna

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TEXinLA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nice...

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Kekistan_United 15 points ago +15 / -0

i find the same sort of situations.

im guessing our elderly population still have ideals...

but they also have no fucks left to give.

so they are going to tell it like it is.

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Mooma 15 points ago +15 / -0

No wonder the blue state governors are trying to kill off the elderly with covid19 (and social isolation)

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dreadnt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Do not be complacent pedes. Go vote

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FormerLibTears 14 points ago +14 / -0

My neighbor told me something similar last night. Her 80-something lifelong dem grandpa called her on her birthday last month and said, “Happy Birthday. I’m voting for Trump. If Biden wins, this place is going the way of Venezuela.”

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SeleniteGrayAMG 14 points ago +14 / -0

Deep blue NE, and I'm voting red in every single choice.

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Dimedog 14 points ago +14 / -0

The defecting democrats will break the democrats this election. That plus Latinos and blacks turning out in record numbers for DJT. It will be a slaughter. But still. Go out and vote straight red!

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3sigma_gal_for_Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is MAGA country!!!

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AlexAmore 13 points ago +13 / -0

My extremely liberal Aunt in deep blue Connecticut is voting for Trump because of Covid. She's into alternative medicine and a practitioner of such. Very new age type of woman. She doesn't want a vaccine, nevermind a forced vaccine. The arguments were legendary and now she's come home.

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Honor+Duty 13 points ago +13 / -0

The REAL people are bringing a landslide! Democrats don’t have a chance! The vote is 80-20 except in areas where they should reopen the insane asylums.

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BuyPepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Social media has the data and they KNOW that American support for President Trump is at an all time high. That is why they pushed the "Get out and VOTE" agenda so hard. They needed to force all the TDS idiots out of the woodwork. These are the millions of people who wouldn't normal get off their ass to vote, but bitch about the need for trans therapy for children on reddit.

Voter turnout will be huge and its three parts. One, major support for President Trump, Big Tech VOTE agenda for lazy TDS retards and the deep state voter fraud in the form of ballot stuffing in key areas. Make no mistake that there is fuckery afoot. However, fear not. There are SO many logical moderates and Democrats who don't just think about social justice, but think in terms of financial prosperity.

TRUMP WILL WIN

He will win because he is the greatest president this country has seen since our founding. He stopped the globalism agenda in its tracks and the market shows it. Trump has returned American pride to the menu and has insisted on America first, which only benefits everyone in our great nation. However, the biggest indicator is the positive financial impact that a Trump administration has on the country.

I have no doubt Trump will take MN, PA, OH and FL

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BrewSwillis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Both of my parents are voting for a Republican for the first time ever. My dad has realized that the democrat party has passed him by. My mom still thinks democrats are JFK, and "for the working people"...... but when she thought she was dying of Covid (multiple underlying conditions) the gov of Michigan had just banned HCQ, but then Trump made the FDA approve it, and she said if she took and got better, she would vote for Trump. She was better like 4 days later.

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Brobold 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now realize the sanity of the people who think he's better than Trump.

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readyIgnite 9 points ago +10 / -1

Game has only begun. Bite that neck and shake. You've got a good grip, looks well. Bite harder. Bite. Jaws getting sore? Bite harder. Shake. Bring a friend to the ballot box. Find five people in your area to drive to the polls. Bite harder. Shake. That surge of motivation at a good milestone? Work harder like you're down in the game. Celebration is after the bell rings.

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TheBigD4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

All this biting and shaking is getting ready me ready for the poppin of the Big D!!!

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side_o_beef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Half my family believed it was HER TURN in ‘16. This time, everyone has said they will vote red until they’re dead.

Just wait until the world learns that all liberals is just 2000 accounts on Twitter and reddit running botnets and Acosta.

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NYC_4_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump’s take on Biden was hilarious:

He had a “rally” for 10 people. His buddy Obama showed up and brought 10 more with him.

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trumplandslide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excellent!

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Trumpdup4prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hilarious.

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DontTreadOnMe1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's awesome! I'm seeing way more overt Trump support in my deep blue NE state as well. The rioting/looting and defund the police have not gone over well with that demographic.

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solomonwiebe 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not over til the REE ladies sing!

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Jakefoy92 5 points ago +5 / -0

ahem No, it’s Joever!

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goatacular 5 points ago +5 / -0

MA?

I’m voting straight ticket red.

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Humongus [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, CT

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goatacular 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh nice I’m actually in CT rn, going to vote with my ex gf. She’s voting straight red baby!

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Humongus [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The wife (former life long ‘Kennedy’ democrat from MA) & I were at our voting poll at 06:00 to both vote for the GOAT GEOTUS, baby!

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RedHeadedLibertarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just imagine the severe amount of bitter autistic screeching if Trump flips the democratic strongholds of ME, NH, VT & DE!

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Troll 4 points ago +4 / -0

Texas isn't full on red solely because of "diversity."

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polish_snausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

I over hear old timers in restaurants, every time there’s someone hating on Pelosi. Lol. They’re all MAGA

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Prodigaltrev 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not over. Not yet. We need to behave like our lives and country depend on it because it does.

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Roortoker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I went to a nurse party at a major hospital in our swing state... Every single one were dancing around blatantly saying "I voted for trump".

all guys and girls in their mid twenties by the way and most were obviously liberals. they are terrified of biden and socialized medicine

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winsome 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check this idiot who thinks he knows better, lol. ~~.https://democraticunderground.com/100214411536

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PacificElectric 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks for sharing pede

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Check in on our old timers and see if they need help voting. Bring a chair and supplies if you’re going to be in a long line at the polls. Make it a party if you can! Help everyone bank their vote!!

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ridleybourne 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not even subjective anymore.

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Given the rioting and violence from the peaceful left (/s, LOL!!!) I could absolutely see the polls be off by a factor of 2x or 3x from 2016 error levels.

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ProtectFreedom -3 points ago +4 / -7

I'm not gonna lie, I don't feel confident. Sadly, I think Biden is gonna win just due to the intense media & intelligence agency bombardment for 4 years. Plus, so many people voted early.. I just don't know. I really really hope I'm wrong.

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10MeV 2 points ago +3 / -1

I feel ya, and for me it's due to 2012.

In 2008, I thought well, ok, the nation was hoodwinked by a racist flim-flam man, the desire to virtue signal, the actual positive desire to at last put to rest the idea that Americans are racist by electing a minority person to the presidency. I was sad, but kind of understood how it may have happened.

And then 2012. Geez. We saw what Preezy BO and his band of merry minions were. We saw what they did, how awful they really were. How terribly racist they were, how viciously divisive. The economy was in trouble, every indicator that said "a president with number xxx in yyy territory has never been reelected", and on, and on. It was clear BO was out. No way he could make it.

And then, just like that, he actually won reelection. I was depressed for 3 days, and it demolished any faith I had in the American electorate. It was not possible, and yet it happened. By hook or by crook, it happened.

So now, could Biden actually win? It's not possible. And yet... it may very well happen.

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MAGApedeHA -1 points ago +12 / -13

Fear not Pede, stay optimistic and confident. Your energy- our collective energy matters. It is the power of prayer. Manifest our victory, trust God.