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posted ago by Humongus ago by Humongus +4064 / -0

Today, I met an old timer (86 YO) who when the subject of the election came up said to me: I’ve been a democrat my entire life in this state (deep blue NE state) and have never ever voted for a Republican... until now. Biden is more senile than I am, he couldn’t possible run a lemonade stand little less the country. Needless to say, I was speechless and deeply pleased about the whole thing. That’s my MAGA story for today pedes.

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TennesseeScorpio 77 points ago +77 / -0

😂 I just pictured Joe behind a lemonade stand!!

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America_No_1 54 points ago +54 / -0

Probably sniffing the kids working it too

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NoTimeToBleed 38 points ago +38 / -0

Probably spiking the product with trunalimunumaprzure too.

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Wtf_socialismreally 16 points ago +16 / -0

I need a drug company to name a new drug that name

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NoTimeToBleed 8 points ago +8 / -0

Side effects may include racist outbursts, sleepiness, incoherence, inexplicable desire to sniff children.

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK

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NYC_4_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tell me more about your lemons...

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Nameless_Mofo 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg"

- Led Zeppelin, "Traveling Riverside Blues"

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ChelseaHubbell 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's Hunter's pee not lemonade

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NYC_4_Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden: Oh, hell. Can’t be a bbq. There ain’t no coloreds!

(Hillary walks in)

Hillary: I heard you say BBQ. I always carry hot sauce in my purse!

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