Today, I met an old timer (86 YO) who when the subject of the election came up said to me: I’ve been a democrat my entire life in this state (deep blue NE state) and have never ever voted for a Republican... until now. Biden is more senile than I am, he couldn’t possible run a lemonade stand little less the country. Needless to say, I was speechless and deeply pleased about the whole thing. That’s my MAGA story for today pedes.
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😂 I just pictured Joe behind a lemonade stand!!
Probably sniffing the kids working it too
Probably spiking the product with trunalimunumaprzure too.
I need a drug company to name a new drug that name
KEK
Tell me more about your lemons...
"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg"
- Led Zeppelin, "Traveling Riverside Blues"
It's Hunter's pee not lemonade
Biden: Oh, hell. Can’t be a bbq. There ain’t no coloreds!
(Hillary walks in)
Hillary: I heard you say BBQ. I always carry hot sauce in my purse!