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BorisWave 307 points ago +307 / -0

Is France listening?

Is England listening?

Is Germany listening?

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AnacondaIsAShill 130 points ago +130 / -0

And all 3 of those countries are going back into a RETARDED LOCKDOWN that will KILL PEOPLE.

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WilleZumLeben 68 points ago +69 / -1

The year is 2030. I own nothing. And I am happy.

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Wtf_socialismreally 42 points ago +44 / -2

Day 3437 of our new communist rulers.

I work for my comrades. I am given bread by the government. I am allowed 30 minutes of technology every week. I use my allotted shower time of 2 minutes per day well. I am happy. Don't send help. I am happy.

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Jimmy_Russler 31 points ago +31 / -0

These college idiots think living under communism means they get money regardless of if they work or not. The Covid stimulus bux was a false promise of what life will be like if we gave total power to the government.

They think the government can sustain printing out trillions of dollars and sending them a fat check every month while they watch Netflix.

They'll learn when the $1,000 check they get is only enough to buy a loaf of bread.

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marikiri 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did you see the sale this week?

RoachBurgers are only 500 credits at AmazonMart!

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tufftoffee 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to know what countries have already started this communist wet dream.

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monk_of_trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its 2087 and from my pod I can see a color. I think its grey. My feeding hole must be opening to give me my daily infusion of sustenance. It was a good day.

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Red_Turtle 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have a friend in England and tonight we discussed the new lockdown. He legit thinks it's the people's fault because they didn't follow guidelines. There was a gathering of 700 people near him and the cops had to make arrests because people refused to disperse. He thinks they should have just listened.

He figures the politicians have a job to make sure the country runs, so they wouldn't lock down again unless they "HAVE to." He's 100% on the boat of "trust the government, they'll take care of you." It's creepy.

We don't get this to end by following directions. We make it end by refusing to.

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AnacondaIsAShill 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sad! Very sad.

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Aurichalcite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love that last sentence, it’s very apt. I just wish my dad could get this. He knows there’s some fuckery going on, yet is too willing to comply.

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brsmith77 5 points ago +6 / -1

Brit here. Absolutely fuming about the 2nd lockdown. Know several people like your friend but also a surprisingly large number of people who are aware of the actual fatality rate and are as pissed off as me.

Thankfully many Tory MP are feeling the same and look to rebel against Boris. Nigel is also getting involved.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is Anaconda anyway?

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WilleZumLeben 41 points ago +42 / -1

Not all snakes are bad. Okay, some snakes, but they aren't that venomous! It's really our fault for making them bite us. We don't have enough snakes, we need to bring in more. We... may have made a mistake.

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1776_Say_Can_You_See 24 points ago +24 / -0

a missnake, you mean to say?

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WilleZumLeben 7 points ago +7 / -0

oh you

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11Bignveiny 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lisa Simpson: But aren’t the snakes worse than the lizards?

Principal Skinner: Yes, but we’re prepared for that. We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat

Lisa: But then we’re stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that’s the beautiful part. When winter time rolls around the gorillas simply freeze to death

Simpsons on Invasive Species

I feel like we can turn this into a fable of some sort

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monk_of_trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Harambe wouldnt have frozen to death.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. Never seen this bit before.

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papaMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trumps not anti immigration btw. You're acting like all immigrants are snakes. They're not.

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WilleZumLeben 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lurk more.

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papaMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

dunno what you're talking about. Trump said it himself, literally yesterday at a rally. That we need immigrants, but based on merit.

Many trump voters are immigrants, like me and my family. So if you're somehow implying you know better, you're wrong. Not only that, you are hurting our movement.

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Jaqen 27 points ago +27 / -0

They're starting to. Today an Austrian church was ransacked by a large throng of "foreign teens". Reaction: enough is enough, we're not going to stand for this Islamic terrorism anymore.

To what degree they actually stand up to this threat has yet to be seen.

The truth is that Europe has tons of resolve and grit. It is just hiding under a very thick, crusty layer of apathy and indifference. Modern convenience has made many quite soft. But that all goes away if the threat becomes clear enough that the ancient fighting spirit is awoken.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 10 points ago +10 / -0

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.

I think it's time for the fork.

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SwedishCrusader 9 points ago +9 / -0

Is Sweden listening?

Sadly, no.