Saw some Amish during my Trump car parade today in PA! They fucking loved us and were uncharacteristically "smiley" as they waved us on. For anyone who knows the Amish, they really don't smile. It's just different tiers of frowning.
I love the Amish. They work hard, love their families and have a strong sense of community. Being old, I tell stories so bear with me.
I was lucky enough to inherit some bedroom furniture from my mother and needed to find something to match, just wanted a smallish table or bookcase to hold a TV and other personal items. I looked for several years and could not find anything similar enough. So, I worked with one of the companies that works with Amish craftsmen to place an order. The company was very thorough, sending me wood (maple) and stain samples so I could get as close as possible. They explained that they would not even start on my piece until after harvest. Once it was finished, it would be shipped via train to a warehouse and it would be delivered. I cannot say enough about the quality of the piece, it is an exact match. Heirloom quality, beautiful workmanship.
Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.
JEREMIAH TRUMPADIAH !
OK, that's GREAT!
Needs Trump Gold and a Sticky.
Saw some Amish during my Trump car parade today in PA! They fucking loved us and were uncharacteristically "smiley" as they waved us on. For anyone who knows the Amish, they really don't smile. It's just different tiers of frowning.
I love the Amish. They work hard, love their families and have a strong sense of community. Being old, I tell stories so bear with me.
I was lucky enough to inherit some bedroom furniture from my mother and needed to find something to match, just wanted a smallish table or bookcase to hold a TV and other personal items. I looked for several years and could not find anything similar enough. So, I worked with one of the companies that works with Amish craftsmen to place an order. The company was very thorough, sending me wood (maple) and stain samples so I could get as close as possible. They explained that they would not even start on my piece until after harvest. Once it was finished, it would be shipped via train to a warehouse and it would be delivered. I cannot say enough about the quality of the piece, it is an exact match. Heirloom quality, beautiful workmanship.
Commie imposter:
Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.
Brother Hezekiah Trump:
We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
I don't like that they call non Amish things 'English' but I do like that they mean it distainfully.
For some reason I see Rob Schnider...