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posted ago by Theman2c ago by Theman2c +4906 / -1

When Trump wins I’m definitely losing no nut November.

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ProPatria 309 points ago +321 / -12

"No nut November" sounds like some cuckery, to be honest. I'll not be observing the practice regardless of election outcome.

However, when POTUS wins again, I'll be fucking the shit out of my wife extra hard in celebration.

Edit: I had no idea it was about jerking off, I thought it was literally no orgasms for a month, which sounds like some weak shit. If yall want to take a month off from self-flagellation, no judgement here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to fuck my wife.

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UpTrump 104 points ago +108 / -4

amen. it's not a month, it's a lifestyle

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 93 points ago +104 / -11

I nut at least once a day, whether my wife is involved or not.

I will do so until the day I die.

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Dashmoomoo 64 points ago +64 / -0

Kek

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ChelseaHubbell 47 points ago +47 / -0

Y'all mofos got me giggling like a schoolgirl, no Biden

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cmonman 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stealing this.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

sniff

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ThoughtExperiment 9 points ago +9 / -0

I heard that thinking about baseball can help with premature ejaculation.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think of Bernie Frank's nipples protruding. Very disrespectful.

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odiChamp 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'm doing no nut November + carnivore diet.

Dragon energy will be unlocked very soon.

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ArtLife 15 points ago +15 / -0

props on carnivore. we've been doing it for over 2 years now. no going back.

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odiChamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow, that's impressive.

I'm so tired of having to figure out what's for dinner that I just want to simplify life and put meat on fire, and having up and down energy, lack of mental clarity, etc.

Hoping this is the magic bullet (in addition to my running/lifting and good sleep).

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lefkoslykos 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eg. Costco sells 4 large fillet mignon for $35-40. Cut in half so you're eating too tier stake every night. They also sell salmon flash frozen ready to be baked, at a decent price too. So you eat salmon for lunch, steak for dinner, bacon and eggs for breakfast. Done. You can rotate which goes where cause each works as any meal of the day.

So let's say Steak: 40 Fish: 30 Bacon: 20 Eggs: 5 Butter: 5

$100 a week, 400 a month to eat like a king

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd personally roll with paleo. Can't really buy into the whole "fruits, vegetables, and spices may cause inflammation" thing.

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ArtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just remember to eat enough- always eat when you are hungry and eat until you are "can't eat another bite" full. Let your body heal itself. I recommend the facecrack page Zeroing in on Health. Many zero carb veterans there (10 years zc)

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suntzu30 8 points ago +9 / -1

I've been having a great time with carnivore. I'm pretty lax about it myself. I actually eat LESS meat than I used to. However I completely cut out all plant foods. So my meal costs have dropped a lot.

I just eat what ever meat is cheap. I eat everything from port, bacon, sausages, even hot dogs when they are on sale. I eat a lot of eggs since they're so cheap. I also have dairy. Also no snacks or small meals.

I only eat at most once a day. This insures that I am almost always in a fasting state.

My ideal goal is to eat one meal every two or 3 days. And I intend to do this once I have children. Not only is it ultra healthy, even dishes and meal prep becomes much easier.

Think about eating 21 meals a week vs just 4. That's a ton of saved time and money.

  1. So eat only meat/eggs/dairy
  2. Eat fewer meals
  3. Eat less food
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ArtLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

We eat just animal sourced products, and the maxim is: eat what you crave and can afford. I buy meat at Sam's, BJ's, Walmart, IGA, etc. Depending what I am looking for. Bulk ground beef- cheapest at Sam's, bacon cheapest at Costco and Aldi. Pork chops or loin, pork shoulder for sausage- anywhere on sale. Chicken, also BJ's or elsewhere depending. Since I am not buying expensive and wasteful fruits and vegetables, or any of the other myriads snack and grains, the only food money is spent on meat, and I am not spending any more than I did before, there is zero wasted food, and we spend no money on doctors. My husband exclusively eats 90/10 or 93/7 ground beef, and several slices of bacon each meal every day. My son (USAF vet at home while he's in university) and I however eat all sorts of meat and fish, bacon and sausage. I would suggest you read up on Dr. Shawn Baker and Dr. Ken Berry, Kelly Hogan and others. The best facebook group is Zeroing in on Health.

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featherwinglove 16 points ago +16 / -0

My blowup doll doesn't like you calling her a dick ;)

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featherwinglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, I'm making a joke.

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Wankerton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every thing is a joke when nutting is involved

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

We ain't coomers if we got wives and GFs brah

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MightyBright 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just curious, on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable does having a shower make you?

Taking off your clothes, touching your own dick, seeing your nakedness in the mirror. It must be quite a rollercoaster.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends. If the CCP are taking pictures of me from a hacked device or not.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

his mom has to help him piss coz only gays touch penises

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MightyBright 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jumping to wild conclusions based on a broad and inaccurate profile, are we?

Nobody cares about your weird puritanical ranting. You are not morally or intellectually superior because you pretend you don't masturbate. It's just lame. Stop it.

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

username checks out

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Cantshadowbanthemall 17 points ago +20 / -3

better for the prostate but always better in or on the wife

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Rainman 13 points ago +14 / -1

nut at least once a day

USE IT OR LOSE IT PEDE!

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Basileus 11 points ago +17 / -6

Your prostate thanks you

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UpTrump 11 points ago +16 / -5

Not sure if I was clear, but I am advocating for nofap

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quesadalejandro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here, brother... l am in absolute control over my actions and no morning wood will tell me what to do.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +7 / -3

once a day...its a lifestyle

It's also important to maintain good health. Men who don't nut on a regular basis put their prostate at risk by allowing it to get backed up and cause cancer. It's why prostate cancer is so prevalent in older men, because they didnt perform frequent and regular flushes of their system.

Men - Fuck your wife often and thoroughly. She wants you to be healthy and alive. If she dies before you do, find a new one, or jack it yourself, but you need to nut on a regular basis.

~ Not a Doctor, but cancer-free with a happy wife.

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IroWide 5 points ago +6 / -1

This sounds like some bullcrap handed down from a 'doctor' who knows that jerking off frequently keeps a man suppressed. I assure you the body can handle itself without you making a point of ejaculating; through wet dreams, or through the urine, the old semen will find a way out when needed. I speak from experience, as someone who used to engage in that perverse behavior.. the last time I jerked it was early June(of this year).

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Warren_Puffitt 0 points ago +1 / -1

sounds like some bullcrap handed down from a 'doctor'

Actually, no. I came to this conclusion myself, and as I said I'm not a doctor. Doctors have stated however that prostate cancer is common in older men although most die from other causes like old age, but I say it doesnt hurt to keep that thing functioning right by cycling it regularly..

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes but what i'm saying is that it cycles itself without outside help, that's how it's designed. People greatly underestimate the body's ability to regulate itself, it seems.

Oh and I wasn't saying you were a doctor; i'm more so referring to the garbage that 'experts' are pushing mainstream that they know isn't right. Think of it as scientific fake news.

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Warren_Puffitt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rog. When my dad was diagnosed with prostate cancer his dr told him it was very common but most people die from old age before that kills them, or, that most of us will die with it, not from it. In his case it was the asbestos that he ingested in a WWII shipyard that killed him...at age 83. But he only had 6 days to think about it, which was good.

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ChrisSuperDude 74 points ago +76 / -2

This, I used to have a massive porn addiction (and let me tell you between booze and weed that one was the hardest to give up) and No Nut November was what helped me start my road to recovery. Like my other addictions, it was the idea of getting over that withdrawal period that was the hard part.

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butte_weippe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought it was a joke. If people actually participate thats pretty strange lol.

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Wrexxis780 33 points ago +34 / -1

RIP his wife’s crotch.

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TrumpTrain2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'll be fucking the shit out of my wife extra hard

Sounds more like RIP his wife's butthole.

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MagasaurusRex 15 points ago +24 / -9

Whats the point of no nut November? Fuck that it should be non stop nut November!!!!

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Brucesky420 48 points ago +53 / -5

It's actually a pretty positive thing honestly, porn addiction has become an increasingly prevalent thing in young males and I've seen the result of no nut november help lots of young men recognize their addiction and begin to work on it. Now of course, there's also plenty of SJW bullshit that comes along with the trend (specifically on reddit), but if it helps people get over their addiction to porn then overall it's a good thing.

That being said, for those who aren't addicted, I'd rather have them nutting in a sock than knocking up some dumb liberal bitch who is going to abort her baby the first chance she gets and then brag about it online. Young men need to be focusing on finding themselves a nice young woman to create a happy and beautiful family with, marriage rates are starting to drop in many 1st world countries and porn access probably has some correlation to that.

I'd suggest that anyone who is going to take part in no nut november also finds themselves a nice local church and start participating in activities at church that help out their local neighborhoods. There are plenty of gorgeous wonderful women you'll meet along the way who have solid morals and aren't mentally unstable with dyed blue hair. I think many will find themselves becoming much happier while going out and serving the community with other Christians. Hey, at least give it a shot, what do you have to lose?

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Lightning10000 13 points ago +17 / -4

100% It does help for younger and older adults. I have gone 5 months no nut and no adult content. It give you more of a testosterone boost then any product you can can buy.

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Democrat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Soooo how was that explosion of built up semen after 5 months? Had to be quite the cleanup

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skygz 26 points ago +32 / -6

Masturbation provides repeated hits of dopamine which lowers your general serotonin and testosterone levels. I think evolutionarily-speaking a man who does not ejaculate much needs to be more aggressive/masculine to attract a mate and a man that gets regular sex downregulates his aggression/masculinity to work well with his partner.

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UpTrump 30 points ago +31 / -1

I think one of the biggest things with masturbation is the porn use. Excessive porn is the real problem

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +14 / -5

I don't always watch porn, but when l do I only watch lesbian porn. No idea why a straight guy would want to watch another guy fucking.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 13 points ago +14 / -1

Based

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lazybones 4 points ago +5 / -1

unless it was OP with his wife

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

To be honest I've seen enough dick pics with that meth head.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

I for damn sure don't want to watch myself.

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same lol.

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PikachuJohnson 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same lol.

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +8 / -4

This also has to do with the type of porn though. If I'm over here watching Japanese gravure models, UK lad's entertainment models, or just 'bikini haul' videos on Youtube, and next door, some guy's watching gang bangs, BDSM, fake-titty chicks getting banged by dudes on Viagra, and going "You know? Porn is a problem. I think everyone should give up porn." Hmm... well counter point here: "Maybe your porn is a problem- namely, your problem, and you should give up your porn if you feel that way."

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overtotheright 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t fall into the SJW mindset of overthinking relatively simple situations in order to find justifications for behaviors. It’s much healthier (and more masculine) to instead try to identify the fundamental empirical situation and work from there to try to deduce if a certain behavior is rational and beneficial or not.

That idea using porn as an example would be like this: The only reason we watch porn and masturbate so often these days is because it’s easy to access. Your ancestors, for thousands of years, lived perfectly happy lives without easy access to porn. It shouldn’t be a big deal at all to cut out porn, given that you come from a long line of successful men who also did not watch the stuff.

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spaceforce_chaplain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol... just a quick anecdote but... during my field research, I've run across no shortage of antique dealers with centuries-old highly explicit erotic art/pornography (America- yes, but much older items were found when I was abroad in Nepal, China, Japan, etc.). I didn't purchase any of these because, for starters, they are quite expensive, but they also aren't related to my area of study. Anyhow, back on topic, if your life is better for not having any porn whatsoever, then all the more power to you. Let's not kid ourselves about our ancestors not having porn though. They did. So do I. Other people's addiction to porn isn't my burden. But by all means, no nut November for whoever wants or needs it.

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overtotheright 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a wild career haha that must have been so fascinating!

I mean, I agree with you to a point. But vices aren’t a new phenomenon either. They had booze and drugs back in ancient times too. What is the best way to make sure you never become addicted in a life-ruining way to any of those vices? To refuse to indulge your temptations by avoiding them altogether. Always will be too.

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

our ancestors lived fine without electricit, medicine, cars, fuel, Trump, etc as well

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overtotheright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly! And so would we. But we choose to use some of those regardless for the simple reason that they enhance our lives and society. How exactly does porn meet that criteria?

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup porn is the issue. People who watch it regularly and jerk off regularly dont watch the same stuff now as when they started porning/jerking. Or maybe its just me lol

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lixa 1 point ago +2 / -1

That makes sense. Unfortunately I think it doesn’t work the same way for women. Less masturbation = less desire.

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wehavetogoback 7 points ago +10 / -3

why would you want to jerk off to porn for a month straight you subhuman

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Willholbert09 6 points ago +10 / -4

Lucky gal, pull some hair and give her some MAGA bites.

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Willholbert09 12 points ago +12 / -0

Anaconda, are you voting for Trump?

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tombombadil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not sure why but I’ve grown to like u/Anaconda . He’s still a complete jackass sometimes, but he’s our jackass.

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Willholbert09 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like your name. And I have no problem with Anaconda. He speaks his mind, which I respect, 99% of the time. But, I really wonder if Anaconda is voting for Trump.

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featherwinglove 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see "Anaconda" in text, but I see Juan Williams in my head, lol!

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Libhater 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ftg

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he is from what I can tell.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

the black sheep mascot

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good question

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OrenthalJamesObama 6 points ago +6 / -0

The act isn’t complete until you’ve yelled THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!

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Dumdum 73 points ago +73 / -0

I'm worried that I'll end up buying even more ammo, as it will be cheaper

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Dumdum 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thanks for caring. I meant metal bullets, not the other kind 🤣 although those can take an eye out too

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

although those can take an eye out too

Not permanently though, as newlyweds the wife wasn't happy to show up to work and tell her co-workers it was pink eye.

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brassmule 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta be careful with zinc supplementation, because it leeches copper big time, and copper is a difficult trace mineral to get out of food sources.

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Afeazo 11 points ago +12 / -1

2017-2019 was the golden age for firearms and ammo, they were literally at historic lows. Ammo when adjusted for inflation was the cheapest it has been since its invention. People were buying AR15's for under $250.

It was beautiful, I bought so many guns.

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Mike0xquitelong 8 points ago +8 / -0

...that were tragically lost in that boating accident last year, of course.

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Afeazo 5 points ago +5 / -0

It really is such a shame, so much money I spent on firearms, only for them to fall off the side of my boat.

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Liver_Kick 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard theres a 12 month backlog.

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Dumdum 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://ammo.com/rifle/375-hh-magnum-ammo I am not advertising, just believe that sharing is caring

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Liver_Kick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha I'm good with NATO rounds and 45ACP. But I'm seriously going to buy a 7mm rifle and a 10mm handgun cause shelves are full of those.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read that FBI found 10mm to have too much kick and S&W shortened it down to .40S&W. That's probably a good sign, lol!

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POTUS_DonnieJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really hope ammo prices will come back down from this insanity.

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've spent a small fortune over the last six months but I suspect never to regret it.

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bitchlasagna 71 points ago +75 / -4

Just find a women and nut in her, and stay with her and raise some worthy children.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 34 points ago +34 / -0

Not any woman though - a based one only. Never put dick in crazy.

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TrumpTrain2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

The amazing and fun sex was definitely not worth the thousands of dollars lost in the long run. Where were you 10 years ago, Pede?

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 26 points ago +28 / -2

Listen to this man. He knows the way.

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Chaylar 27 points ago +29 / -2

This is the way.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +2 / -1

If you don’t want kids, doctor shop until one agrees to snip you.

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Can-Maga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aren't vasectomys reversible?

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yep but success is not always there.

I would not want a reversal. If I have had sensory triggers over lids, especially little ones for a long time- it’s not like the triggers are going to go away.

No hard feelings, that’s a valid question.

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SpezDispenser 38 points ago +38 / -0

Lets not give up in the throes of Victory. We will have 4 yrs to kick out the Rinos, the dems, the commies, and make this country MAGA'd the f out.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 13 points ago +13 / -0

We Have Just Begun To Fight!

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SpezDispenser 9 points ago +9 / -0

We need to support any and all local MAGA candidates. 2022 babaaaay, lets make this country free af. Lets not be Europe light. Cuckolds to the pyre!

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arebee 9 points ago +9 / -0

You cunts better win. I got money riding on trumps victory.

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Dumdum 1 point ago +1 / -0

This👆 the hard work starts 11/4

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heyyoudvd 31 points ago +31 / -0

Don’t get cocky.

Whatever you do, you sure as shit better vote.

If you get cocky about Trump doing well, fewer people will show up and Trump could still lose.

And if Trump loses, we’re talking about a literal f*cking communist taking over the country.

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NvJohansson 15 points ago +15 / -0

I swear, if anybody that can vote has been spending years on TD and doesn't vote, he deserves a public flogging.

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CantStumpTheTrump20 24 points ago +24 / -0

Imagine how much greater our country will be when Trump doesn’t have to worry about another election. That and the fact that we may steal the house. I don’t know if I could handle that much winning! The winning and liberal salt is going to make for a fucking amazing FOUR MORE YEARS!

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MagaMan91 18 points ago +19 / -1

I never observed No Nut November. My GF is too hot to not nut in...

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Doomguy1994 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's supposed to help people with porn addictions.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 20 points ago +20 / -0

It’s supposed to be against masturbation, not really against sex. The problem was an anti-masturbation platform would need a catchy name, and thus No Nut November started.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 17 points ago +17 / -0

I know one person who has NEVER even begin to try a No Nut November... Hunter Biden! 🍆

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NoatakTheWiser 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't think hunter could survive a No Nut on Niece challenge either.

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chelthing 8 points ago +8 / -0

🔥🚨 5 ALARM SPICE 🚨🔥

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO M&M NOVEMBER

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mumblenuggets 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm worried that Big Mike's testicles will shrivel.

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Barrys_Butthole 10 points ago +10 / -0

MeToo

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Mike will stay strong with his stalwart schlong. Even if his balls retreat, his penis accepts no defeat.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 4 points ago +4 / -0

HEY, BIGOT!

It’s her penis!

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

You misinformed bigot. IT'S XIR!

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my god, I am so sorry! Give xir my deepest apologies!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 1 point ago +1 / -0

benis

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veryoptimystic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Risky click of the night

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AguyWithAfamily 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rare when the comments are just as good as the content

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Jakefoy92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bruh, ima give my wife this MAGA Monster every single day this month

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Ridiculousposter 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll fap to Rule 63 Trisha Trump, or whatever they call her. Twitter has a fem-Trump and I'll fucking do it if/when he wins.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek link pls

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ImperialxWarlord 7 points ago +7 / -0

We gotta keep the senate and win back the house!

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Libhater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wtf is a coomer

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BidensRottingCorpse 7 points ago +7 / -0

Read the Pmohackbook if anyone here is struggling with porn addiction. No willpower needed :)

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MAGA_Fuckhead 6 points ago +9 / -3

Arent there studies that your risk of prostate cancer is inversely proportional to how many loads you blast off by about age 35? Keep em cummin' LOL

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Crockett 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. The study I read that purportedly showed this actually showed that the best bracket to be in was 3-5 ejaculations per week. That was better than 0-2 and also better than every higher bracket.

And that is only regarding prostate cancer, not any other effect. And the impact was tiny. And it was observational, and therefore bad at showing causation.

More to the point, no one faps medicinally. Pretending it's good for you is the most transparent rationalization ever.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I'm not advocating over-whacking and draining your mojo, just saying keeping it pent up for long periods is a bad idea. If youre blasting it in a woman though, fire at will :)

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find it easier to make decisions after emptying my balls, then I know for sure my dick doesnt have a say in my brains decisions

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MAGA_Fuckhead 8 points ago +9 / -1

I think that's due to HPV exposure, not from busting a load. So say hypothetically you marry your highschool sweetheart and fuck her 25,000 times over a lifetime; you'd have a much lower chance of prostate cancer than fucking 25 women 1,000 times each.

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spaceforceltc 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm worried because I live in a blue city and there will probably be riots.

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Lightning10000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live on the edge of LA County and I am worried as well. Stay safe.

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Grief 5 points ago +5 / -0

WTF is no nut November? Sounds like a made up monthly awareness campaign made up by cucked liberals

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Crockett 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nah, liberals hate NNN. They like it when people are porn addicted degenerates, because it makes men less manly and more easily placated. And cucked. It's theorized that the rise in cuckoldry is driven largely by porn conditioning men to watch sex rather than participate.

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GnosticAwakening 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Spontaneous uncontrollable patriotic discharge" doesn't count as per Election Addendum 2020, but seek immediate medical attention if not subsiding after 45 minutes

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AguyWithAfamily 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got a vasectomy on Sep 11 of this year. Don't worry pedes. My wife and are proud parents to 4 very young boys. This friday I get to send in my sample to make sure the deed is done. It's all nut november up in this house.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +3 / -1

How bad is the recovery?

I’m thinking about getting it done in 2021 although it’s going to be a bitch to find a doctor as I’m in my early 20s with zero kids (kids are basically little walking sensory triggers for me).

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AguyWithAfamily 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey man. First of all I hate kids. But I love my kids so much I can't even articulate it.

Secondly, it's not bad at all! My urologist schedules all their appointments on a friday(I think most do) which gives you saturday and sunday to recover. You'll get some pain pills and you can put your feet up, watch football with a bag of frozen pee's on your junk. Or whatever, it's an excuse to do nothing. It's great. I was good to go by Sunday. edit: just don't think you're a superhero and go ride a 4 wheeler. Avoid activities like that. For at least a week to be safe.

My experience was very good. And I know a handful of guys who also have had the procedure and can vouch for this. I showed up to my appointment at the exact time it was set. 5 minutes later I'm on the table with my balls hanging out and the nurse preps you up. The Dr. comes in, gives you a shot (that's the worse part and it's not that bad) you go numb, 15 minutes later you're out the front door. I'll be honest, it feels like you just got kicked in the nuts. It's uncomfortable. But it's not that bad. The bang for your buck (heh) is totally worth it.

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ChynaBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

you fucker, this was a click bait post 😀

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m losing my dick because this erection will last 4 years.

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Filetsmignon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn, just when Toobin was trending.

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WeebForTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Regardless of whether it's November or not, save it for your wife.

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TheRealBuddyB 4 points ago +4 / -0

TOP KEK, my friend. Top Kek. I literally spat the food I was eating.

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cherryred 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm genuinely worried too. After this time around, how will anyone have as much fun with an election ever again?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will never happen again. Never. Most fun ever, though. Anti-communists need to get busy on preventing a disaster in 2024.

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TacoMaga2016 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck i lost already twice today

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RedTesla 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I certainly hope he wins I'm in Comifornia and lost all hope because of all the corruption. If there was no corruption and honest election Trump would win easy hands down. I don't trust our government one bit to run an honest election.

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Coastalcougs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta fes up. Pulled up djt Jr pinned tweet video the other day....good times

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h3xAd3c1m4L 4 points ago +4 / -0

FREEDOM COOOOOM!!!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch out for that premagature ejaculation.

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Shively 4 points ago +4 / -0

My girlfriend voted Biden.... I won't be fucking anything but my hand or a wet patch of mud after election. I think I'll observe no nut November

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

You need a new girlfriend, hon.

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RenaissanceOfHope 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why won’t you bang her?

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Shively 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not that I won't, I think ill be cut off for a few days after election... I'm voting Trump and She is voting Biden. if it makes anyone feel better, we are in Oregon and I think my vote, already cast, won't make much of a difference in this commie state.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bro, that will be a nut of honor! Stand Proud!

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LiveFreeOrMeme01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Freedom nut from big dick energy is the only way to live, son. Otherwise you're just a cuck.

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caillougetsgrounded 3 points ago +3 / -0

metoo. 🤣😆🤗

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MAGADUDE 3 points ago +3 / -0

No more chicken tenders for you

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Biden wins I’ll cut my apocalypse beard.

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BobDolesBanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry. Confessing your sin to a priest will make it OK.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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YUNG_GUAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know, I know it, everybody knows it. And it's so true.

Jeb! is a WASTE

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Cmchn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does it count as a loss if it happens spontaneously?

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The_MAGA_Century 3 points ago +4 / -1

"No nut" November?

Why not "Nut Daily" November?

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basedtexapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

We've got the best risky clicks, don't we folks? :)

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The_MAGA_Century 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh right, I forgot about dudes who can't just get laid at least weekly...