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posted ago by Theman2c ago by Theman2c +4906 / -1

When Trump wins I’m definitely losing no nut November.

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ProPatria 309 points ago +321 / -12

"No nut November" sounds like some cuckery, to be honest. I'll not be observing the practice regardless of election outcome.

However, when POTUS wins again, I'll be fucking the shit out of my wife extra hard in celebration.

Edit: I had no idea it was about jerking off, I thought it was literally no orgasms for a month, which sounds like some weak shit. If yall want to take a month off from self-flagellation, no judgement here. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to fuck my wife.

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UpTrump 104 points ago +108 / -4

amen. it's not a month, it's a lifestyle

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 93 points ago +104 / -11

I nut at least once a day, whether my wife is involved or not.

I will do so until the day I die.

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Dashmoomoo 64 points ago +64 / -0

Kek

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ChelseaHubbell 47 points ago +47 / -0

Y'all mofos got me giggling like a schoolgirl, no Biden

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ThoughtExperiment 9 points ago +9 / -0

I heard that thinking about baseball can help with premature ejaculation.

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odiChamp 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'm doing no nut November + carnivore diet.

Dragon energy will be unlocked very soon.

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featherwinglove 16 points ago +16 / -0

My blowup doll doesn't like you calling her a dick ;)

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

We ain't coomers if we got wives and GFs brah

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MightyBright 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just curious, on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable does having a shower make you?

Taking off your clothes, touching your own dick, seeing your nakedness in the mirror. It must be quite a rollercoaster.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 17 points ago +20 / -3

better for the prostate but always better in or on the wife

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Rainman 13 points ago +14 / -1

nut at least once a day

USE IT OR LOSE IT PEDE!

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Basileus 11 points ago +17 / -6

Your prostate thanks you

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UpTrump 11 points ago +16 / -5

Not sure if I was clear, but I am advocating for nofap

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quesadalejandro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here, brother... l am in absolute control over my actions and no morning wood will tell me what to do.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +7 / -3

once a day...its a lifestyle

It's also important to maintain good health. Men who don't nut on a regular basis put their prostate at risk by allowing it to get backed up and cause cancer. It's why prostate cancer is so prevalent in older men, because they didnt perform frequent and regular flushes of their system.

Men - Fuck your wife often and thoroughly. She wants you to be healthy and alive. If she dies before you do, find a new one, or jack it yourself, but you need to nut on a regular basis.

~ Not a Doctor, but cancer-free with a happy wife.

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IroWide 5 points ago +6 / -1

This sounds like some bullcrap handed down from a 'doctor' who knows that jerking off frequently keeps a man suppressed. I assure you the body can handle itself without you making a point of ejaculating; through wet dreams, or through the urine, the old semen will find a way out when needed. I speak from experience, as someone who used to engage in that perverse behavior.. the last time I jerked it was early June(of this year).

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Warren_Puffitt 0 points ago +1 / -1

sounds like some bullcrap handed down from a 'doctor'

Actually, no. I came to this conclusion myself, and as I said I'm not a doctor. Doctors have stated however that prostate cancer is common in older men although most die from other causes like old age, but I say it doesnt hurt to keep that thing functioning right by cycling it regularly..

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ChrisSuperDude 74 points ago +76 / -2

This, I used to have a massive porn addiction (and let me tell you between booze and weed that one was the hardest to give up) and No Nut November was what helped me start my road to recovery. Like my other addictions, it was the idea of getting over that withdrawal period that was the hard part.

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butte_weippe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always thought it was a joke. If people actually participate thats pretty strange lol.

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Wrexxis780 33 points ago +34 / -1

RIP his wife’s crotch.

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TrumpTrain2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

I'll be fucking the shit out of my wife extra hard

Sounds more like RIP his wife's butthole.

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MagasaurusRex 15 points ago +24 / -9

Whats the point of no nut November? Fuck that it should be non stop nut November!!!!

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Brucesky420 48 points ago +53 / -5

It's actually a pretty positive thing honestly, porn addiction has become an increasingly prevalent thing in young males and I've seen the result of no nut november help lots of young men recognize their addiction and begin to work on it. Now of course, there's also plenty of SJW bullshit that comes along with the trend (specifically on reddit), but if it helps people get over their addiction to porn then overall it's a good thing.

That being said, for those who aren't addicted, I'd rather have them nutting in a sock than knocking up some dumb liberal bitch who is going to abort her baby the first chance she gets and then brag about it online. Young men need to be focusing on finding themselves a nice young woman to create a happy and beautiful family with, marriage rates are starting to drop in many 1st world countries and porn access probably has some correlation to that.

I'd suggest that anyone who is going to take part in no nut november also finds themselves a nice local church and start participating in activities at church that help out their local neighborhoods. There are plenty of gorgeous wonderful women you'll meet along the way who have solid morals and aren't mentally unstable with dyed blue hair. I think many will find themselves becoming much happier while going out and serving the community with other Christians. Hey, at least give it a shot, what do you have to lose?

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Lightning10000 13 points ago +17 / -4

100% It does help for younger and older adults. I have gone 5 months no nut and no adult content. It give you more of a testosterone boost then any product you can can buy.

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Democrat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Soooo how was that explosion of built up semen after 5 months? Had to be quite the cleanup

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skygz 26 points ago +32 / -6

Masturbation provides repeated hits of dopamine which lowers your general serotonin and testosterone levels. I think evolutionarily-speaking a man who does not ejaculate much needs to be more aggressive/masculine to attract a mate and a man that gets regular sex downregulates his aggression/masculinity to work well with his partner.

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UpTrump 30 points ago +31 / -1

I think one of the biggest things with masturbation is the porn use. Excessive porn is the real problem

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NvJohansson 9 points ago +14 / -5

I don't always watch porn, but when l do I only watch lesbian porn. No idea why a straight guy would want to watch another guy fucking.

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spaceforce_chaplain 4 points ago +8 / -4

This also has to do with the type of porn though. If I'm over here watching Japanese gravure models, UK lad's entertainment models, or just 'bikini haul' videos on Youtube, and next door, some guy's watching gang bangs, BDSM, fake-titty chicks getting banged by dudes on Viagra, and going "You know? Porn is a problem. I think everyone should give up porn." Hmm... well counter point here: "Maybe your porn is a problem- namely, your problem, and you should give up your porn if you feel that way."

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup porn is the issue. People who watch it regularly and jerk off regularly dont watch the same stuff now as when they started porning/jerking. Or maybe its just me lol

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lixa 1 point ago +2 / -1

That makes sense. Unfortunately I think it doesn’t work the same way for women. Less masturbation = less desire.

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wehavetogoback 7 points ago +10 / -3

why would you want to jerk off to porn for a month straight you subhuman

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Willholbert09 6 points ago +10 / -4

Lucky gal, pull some hair and give her some MAGA bites.

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Willholbert09 12 points ago +12 / -0

Anaconda, are you voting for Trump?

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tombombadil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not sure why but I’ve grown to like u/Anaconda . He’s still a complete jackass sometimes, but he’s our jackass.

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Reddit.is.Asshoe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good question

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OrenthalJamesObama 6 points ago +6 / -0

The act isn’t complete until you’ve yelled THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!

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