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posted ago by Theman2c ago by Theman2c +4906 / -1

When Trump wins I’m definitely losing no nut November.

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UpTrump 104 points ago +108 / -4

amen. it's not a month, it's a lifestyle

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 93 points ago +104 / -11

I nut at least once a day, whether my wife is involved or not.

I will do so until the day I die.

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Dashmoomoo 64 points ago +64 / -0

Kek

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ChelseaHubbell 47 points ago +47 / -0

Y'all mofos got me giggling like a schoolgirl, no Biden

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cmonman 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stealing this.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

sniff

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ThoughtExperiment 9 points ago +9 / -0

I heard that thinking about baseball can help with premature ejaculation.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think of Bernie Frank's nipples protruding. Very disrespectful.

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odiChamp 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'm doing no nut November + carnivore diet.

Dragon energy will be unlocked very soon.

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ArtLife 15 points ago +15 / -0

props on carnivore. we've been doing it for over 2 years now. no going back.

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featherwinglove 16 points ago +16 / -0

My blowup doll doesn't like you calling her a dick ;)

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

We ain't coomers if we got wives and GFs brah

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MightyBright 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just curious, on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable does having a shower make you?

Taking off your clothes, touching your own dick, seeing your nakedness in the mirror. It must be quite a rollercoaster.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends. If the CCP are taking pictures of me from a hacked device or not.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

his mom has to help him piss coz only gays touch penises

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

username checks out

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Cantshadowbanthemall 17 points ago +20 / -3

better for the prostate but always better in or on the wife

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Rainman 13 points ago +14 / -1

nut at least once a day

USE IT OR LOSE IT PEDE!

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Basileus 11 points ago +17 / -6

Your prostate thanks you

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UpTrump 11 points ago +16 / -5

Not sure if I was clear, but I am advocating for nofap

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quesadalejandro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here, brother... l am in absolute control over my actions and no morning wood will tell me what to do.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +7 / -3

once a day...its a lifestyle

It's also important to maintain good health. Men who don't nut on a regular basis put their prostate at risk by allowing it to get backed up and cause cancer. It's why prostate cancer is so prevalent in older men, because they didnt perform frequent and regular flushes of their system.

Men - Fuck your wife often and thoroughly. She wants you to be healthy and alive. If she dies before you do, find a new one, or jack it yourself, but you need to nut on a regular basis.

~ Not a Doctor, but cancer-free with a happy wife.

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IroWide 5 points ago +6 / -1

This sounds like some bullcrap handed down from a 'doctor' who knows that jerking off frequently keeps a man suppressed. I assure you the body can handle itself without you making a point of ejaculating; through wet dreams, or through the urine, the old semen will find a way out when needed. I speak from experience, as someone who used to engage in that perverse behavior.. the last time I jerked it was early June(of this year).

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Warren_Puffitt 0 points ago +1 / -1

sounds like some bullcrap handed down from a 'doctor'

Actually, no. I came to this conclusion myself, and as I said I'm not a doctor. Doctors have stated however that prostate cancer is common in older men although most die from other causes like old age, but I say it doesnt hurt to keep that thing functioning right by cycling it regularly..

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes but what i'm saying is that it cycles itself without outside help, that's how it's designed. People greatly underestimate the body's ability to regulate itself, it seems.

Oh and I wasn't saying you were a doctor; i'm more so referring to the garbage that 'experts' are pushing mainstream that they know isn't right. Think of it as scientific fake news.

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