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posted ago by Theman2c ago by Theman2c +4906 / -1

When Trump wins I’m definitely losing no nut November.

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 93 points ago +104 / -11

I nut at least once a day, whether my wife is involved or not.

I will do so until the day I die.

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Dashmoomoo 64 points ago +64 / -0

Kek

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ChelseaHubbell 47 points ago +47 / -0

Y'all mofos got me giggling like a schoolgirl, no Biden

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cmonman 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stealing this.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

sniff

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ThoughtExperiment 9 points ago +9 / -0

I heard that thinking about baseball can help with premature ejaculation.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think of Bernie Frank's nipples protruding. Very disrespectful.

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odiChamp 27 points ago +27 / -0

I'm doing no nut November + carnivore diet.

Dragon energy will be unlocked very soon.

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ArtLife 15 points ago +15 / -0

props on carnivore. we've been doing it for over 2 years now. no going back.

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odiChamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow, that's impressive.

I'm so tired of having to figure out what's for dinner that I just want to simplify life and put meat on fire, and having up and down energy, lack of mental clarity, etc.

Hoping this is the magic bullet (in addition to my running/lifting and good sleep).

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featherwinglove 16 points ago +16 / -0

My blowup doll doesn't like you calling her a dick ;)

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featherwinglove 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, I'm making a joke.

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

We ain't coomers if we got wives and GFs brah

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MightyBright 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just curious, on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable does having a shower make you?

Taking off your clothes, touching your own dick, seeing your nakedness in the mirror. It must be quite a rollercoaster.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends. If the CCP are taking pictures of me from a hacked device or not.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

his mom has to help him piss coz only gays touch penises

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MightyBright 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jumping to wild conclusions based on a broad and inaccurate profile, are we?

Nobody cares about your weird puritanical ranting. You are not morally or intellectually superior because you pretend you don't masturbate. It's just lame. Stop it.

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

username checks out

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Cantshadowbanthemall 17 points ago +20 / -3

better for the prostate but always better in or on the wife

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Rainman 13 points ago +14 / -1

nut at least once a day

USE IT OR LOSE IT PEDE!

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Basileus 11 points ago +17 / -6

Your prostate thanks you

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