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posted ago by Theman2c ago by Theman2c +4906 / -1

When Trump wins I’m definitely losing no nut November.

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MightyBright 6 points ago +7 / -1

Just curious, on a scale of 1-10 how uncomfortable does having a shower make you?

Taking off your clothes, touching your own dick, seeing your nakedness in the mirror. It must be quite a rollercoaster.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends. If the CCP are taking pictures of me from a hacked device or not.

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Pedeville 4 points ago +4 / -0

his mom has to help him piss coz only gays touch penises

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MightyBright 1 point ago +2 / -1

Jumping to wild conclusions based on a broad and inaccurate profile, are we?

Nobody cares about your weird puritanical ranting. You are not morally or intellectually superior because you pretend you don't masturbate. It's just lame. Stop it.

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MightyBright 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have sex with my wife almost daily, you retard. I have no time for beating off. Did you not know that? Were you perhaps working off imaginary information about me based on zero real life evidence? How could you possibly have made such a stupid mistake, given how unsullied your brain and vital energy are?

This was never about me defending masturbation. This is about me puncturing your retarded fucking ego, preaching about an issue that concerns nobody. I'm bored with this now, though. Go do something else.