I am ambivalent on abortion, but prefer it to not get outlawed in case I knock someone up accidentally.

I am an atheist and have no love for the church.

I like multi-culturalism and I do not know anyone in the military.

I don't own any guns.

I believe in climate change.

I support free trade (in general - when it's fair).

EVERYONE I KNOW is a liberal, including my (otherwise incredibly awesome) girlfriend.

Guess what, I'm still fucking voting for Trump.

Why? Well...

• He is making the government smaller, not bigger. The government is incompetent. Free markets are always more efficient. Less regulation is what we need.
• He is lowering taxes. Giving money to the lazy bureaucracy is as good as putting it in a blender.
• He SUPPORTS FREE SPEECH and DISAVOWS CANCEL CULTURE. This is the most insidious authoritarian threat to the US in its history, and WE NEED TO STOP IT FROM GOING ANY FURTHER.
• He stands for PROPERTY RIGHTS and THE RIGHT TO PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR PROPERTY. I never thought I would see the day that New York City cops let our streets be pillaged and looted by opportunistic criminals while standing by. It's not their fault. It's the insane progressive NYC government that tells cops to stand down and let property destruction happen. Pathetic.
• He understands economics and makes all Americans prosperous.
• He believes in HARD WORK and AMBITION, rather than HAND-OUTS and VICTIMHOOD FETISHIZATION.
• He refuses to give in to the racist left that continues to shit all over white citizens.
• He refuses to apologize for Western values and civilization.
• He upholds LAW and ORDER. I am an immigrant. I have no problem with immigrants. But DO IT LEGALLY. Just like you can't steal a million dollars and say "can we just forget all this and just let me spend it please?", you can't come in illegally and expect to be on welfare and take advantage of government benefits and our economy at the expense of law-abiding citizens. Sorry. Follow the rules. America isn't a fucking charity for you. Follow the rules and we will welcome you with open arms.

I could go on. The choice is so obvious. Whether you are a heartland Christian or a coastal "elite", it doesn't matter. #MAGA #Trump2020