Don't worry Pede, once we get Greenland its all over. Third Invasion Attempt is the Charm. I'll lay out the War Plan. It doesn't matter if its secret. There's no Laura Secord to save Canada this time. We launch a dual pincer, double envelopment attack from Alaska and Greenland. Then we'll roll up the Northern Plains and liberate the Western Provinces. I hear they have oil; we'll bring them democracy. When they hear of our liberation invasion, the Quebecois will rise up in revolt. Soon we will liberate Toronto and send Castro's son back to Cuba. We will finally bring America's Hat into the Union.