Kommissar Harris has graciously decreed that all comrades of the United Socialist States of America are allotted one extra ladle of gruel one night per week.
Comrades must follow the party schedule to determine which night of the week their Community Owned Pod (formerly "family") may have their extra ladle.
Any deviation from the party's schedule will result in severe penalties, re-education or both.
Remember, Kommissar Harris "loves" you and we must remain vigilant in the face of the killer virus COVID-26! Remember to wear your full hazmat suit in order to make any contact with your Community Owned Pod and any attempt to leave your community owned pod space (formerly "home") will result in severe penalties, re-education or both.
Welcome. Thankfully you voted correctly. Biden has a plan to replace steak with soy patties.
And, when the Socialists take over.. zoo animals.
Underrated comment here.
Venezuela has entered the chat
“IM HUNGRY, SOMEONE MENTION ZOO ANIMAL?!”
Then bugs
Bernie says that's "a good thing"
Kommissar Harris has graciously decreed that all comrades of the United Socialist States of America are allotted one extra ladle of gruel one night per week.
Comrades must follow the party schedule to determine which night of the week their Community Owned Pod (formerly "family") may have their extra ladle.
Any deviation from the party's schedule will result in severe penalties, re-education or both.
Remember, Kommissar Harris "loves" you and we must remain vigilant in the face of the killer virus COVID-26! Remember to wear your full hazmat suit in order to make any contact with your Community Owned Pod and any attempt to leave your community owned pod space (formerly "home") will result in severe penalties, re-education or both.
well... as long as some of us survive, we'll at least have long-pig on the menu under the harris admin.
Ummm; you spelled bugs wrong.