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Ithrowawaay 27 points ago +27 / -0

Have they cancelled Kindergarten Cop yet?

Asking for a fren.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes. It's been banned off of most cable systems due to that line.

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Robyna7 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why do we cater to literal fucking retards that shows get canceled for stating something so obvious.

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lafingman0 4 points ago +4 / -0

when Trump is re-elected he should be like ok to adding more justices to make them more salty!

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

STOP IT! THERE IS NO BATHROOM!

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

May I have one of the ones with the long spout, please?

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Loc12 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why do you think there have been so many Trump boat parades? Patriots been getting ready

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 20 points ago +21 / -1

I have the opposite problem. Whole family of trump supporters, all the boomers believe the polls. They all voted out of rage, but they are walking around bummed out. For them election night is going to be like a rocky movie lol. Until then they are insufferable goobers walking around depressed.

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TranquilityBased 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great analogy!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Google trafalgar polling group. They got '16 right. You will feel better. Take it from an old fart whose hobby has been elections and politics for 30 years. We are going to show up in record numbers and make Nate silver cry. 330 electoral is my call

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Munch_and_Crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think it's a toss-up but I'm not getting my hopes up, as I know what happened when I bet on a candidate with my heart and lost. Everyone will descend upon this site if Biden wins for the salt, but at the end of the day God still reigns, and we have to trust His plan.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not lose heart brother! We have a secret weapon! US! We are going to see something none of us ever have tomorrow. We are going to see voter enthusiasm for a candidate that keeps his promises. The enthusiasm gap is going to kill the libs tomorrow. I'm in California and something magic is happening here. Wait and see! Trump with 325+ electoral.

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pizz11 5 points ago +5 / -0

Losing guns

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ServerTowerofBabel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tragic boat accident. No more guns. Oopsies.

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SuperSpreader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Those who dont build their own ark, will come for yours.

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PeytonManThing 11 points ago +11 / -0

When we manage to pull out another win, there’s going to be far, far more REEEEEEEing from the left than last time.

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SoldierofKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nex time you're out shopping, and someone wants to sell you dead sea salt...tell them no thanks, I have enough left over from the 2016 and 2020 elections to last a lifetime

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Whimpy13 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you ever get the opportunity to bathe in the Dead Sea; Do it! It's funny as fuck to float around there. Stay away from the mined part of the beach though.

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Ithrowawaay 5 points ago +5 / -0

The tears of unfathomable sadness are a far greater delicacy.

Once you’ve had them, nothing else compares.

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Woohan 8 points ago +9 / -1

The best salt, believe me folks.

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spratville 5 points ago +5 / -0

Two-by-two they entered the ark:

  • 2 genders
  • 2 scoops
  • 2 terms
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540k-Again 5 points ago +5 / -0

LET'S GET IT DONE!

One of Trumps rules, which Great Coaches and Generals follow, is don't (let anyone) celebrate early, it isn't over yet! Down to the WIRE!

< 41 hours to go Pedes. Eyes on the Prize.

4 MORE YEARS!!! And we need to buck up those Republican Senate Races!! We need a bigly Senate for good Confirmations, and contests even in Republican States like KANSAS, AZ, IOWA, MT, GA, etc. are way too close. 2 days, to get GEOTUS' coat-tails extended! Donate to individual senate/house/governor/etc. candidates though the main Republican portal, which stops illegal money coming into the election:

MAGA On!

VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, Get out and Vote

VOTE LIFE, VOTE LIBERTY, VOTE THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS!(no lockdowns)

VOTE & Join Republican to Save Our REPUBLIC!!

https://winred.com/

Winred is the consolidated Republican/GOP donation platform to keep the money clean.(Make sure javascript is enabled. Select the Senate, Select the map, shows candiate on right, click and goes to legit straightforward donate.)

LET'S FINISH THIS & WIN THIS!

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Tryhardneckbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

LoL, back in my Catholic Highschool Days this would've gotten you detention... these days it yields you stickies and internet points. My how times have changed.

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firstones 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish Trump made it more clear that there is only way out for 'moderates'. Join us or be destroyed.

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're going to need a bigger ark.

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prof_robinson 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and some new FBI guys

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +4 / -1

God I wish an American would adopt my sorry Canadian ass at the age of 35.

So proud of everyone here for doing [the right thing].. VOTE

Doubly proud of anyone here who actually got off their ass and helped campaign.

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prof_robinson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trudeau has kinda cucked the entire country. Im sorry.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

we're not all cucked, it's our image on the world stage that they've entirely ruined.

I'm only 35 and I can remember a time when we were respected.

How far and fast we've fallen....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPIzRsUtlE

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need to get out and vote to make sure the salt sea is deep.

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two scoops, two terms, two of each animal to cross the sea of tears.

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caillougetsgrounded 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pepe’s Ark. I love it!!

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prof_robinson 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the chosen few drank of those tears, filled their reservoirs, and passed into the holy land, blessed

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Verrerogo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice painting. It is by Clark Kelley Price, a contemporary Mormon artist, working now. He has a website.

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durkadurka 1 point ago +1 / -0

Noah was a based drunk.

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

Election day shall cement GEOTUS' glorious SECOND TERM!:

https://thedonald.win/p/11Posazgb2/supertrump-term-two/c/

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Thinkfree 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’ll be mining that salt for years.

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Trump_USA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump will deliver us to the Promised Land, where Patriots win and Globalists are crushed.

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JesusisKing 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so true because there will literally be a sea of writhing maniacs tomorrow in certain places lmao