Nex time you're out shopping, and someone wants to sell you dead sea salt...tell them no thanks, I have enough left over from the 2016 and 2020 elections to last a lifetime
If you ever get the opportunity to bathe in the Dead Sea; Do it! It's funny as fuck to float around there. Stay away from the mined part of the beach though.
Nex time you're out shopping, and someone wants to sell you dead sea salt...tell them no thanks, I have enough left over from the 2016 and 2020 elections to last a lifetime
If you ever get the opportunity to bathe in the Dead Sea; Do it! It's funny as fuck to float around there. Stay away from the mined part of the beach though.
The tears of unfathomable sadness are a far greater delicacy.
Once you’ve had them, nothing else compares.