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DragonEnergyDick 56 points ago +56 / -0

Don’t forget to download all the meltdowns you find!

“Meme them until they cry... then make memes about them crying.” -Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"

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WhoMurderedSethRich 9 points ago +9 / -0

He actually said that. I was there.

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DragonEnergyDick 7 points ago +7 / -0

“He actually said that. I was there.”

-Abraham Lincoln

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quigonkenny 4 points ago +4 / -0

"So there I was, in Ancient China..."

—some cuck

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FlimFlam 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think we might actually see chunk hang himself on livestream.

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PurestEvil 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope he bought a rope that can stem his weight, just as he has an audience that can stem his intellectual depravity.

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D__1 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean like a garage door pull?

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DeboonkedFact 3 points ago +3 / -0

For added Lols, hope the rope snaps and he tumbles down onto the desk and flattens that twat that's always on her rag.

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PinochetIsMyHero 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd rather see him do a "Mr. Hands".

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good ol' "It should be okay for a man to take it from a horse," Uygur.

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TrumpCard1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want him to try and him fail at that. Loser for life.

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ModernKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

I could see him doing that. He just looks at the camera, says, "Well folks, that's it. We're done." He tries to hang himself, the rope breaks, he falls and breaks a table, and weakly cries out "MEDIC!" from the floor.

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WU_HAN_FRU 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're still a thing?

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek chunk yogurt

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quigonkenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've already got "In the Hall of the Mountain King" cued up on repeat.

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DustCutter 27 points ago +27 / -0

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY DARLING, HELLO MY RAG-TOP GAL!

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glow-operator-2-0 15 points ago +15 / -0

Water my ass! Get this guy some Pepto-Bismol!

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AtomicShnoz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Waitress who did he vote for? Biden. Change my vote to Trump! Good move

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BeBest 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Ragtime

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hex7bb 3 points ago +3 / -0

When will now be MAGA? Soon!

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ExecuteOrdr66 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is Biden’s mental stability? You JUST missed it!

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hex7bb 1 point ago +1 / -0

When?

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sanstheskeleton 20 points ago +20 / -0

Funny story about the original alien chestbust scene.

The director and the crew thought I'd be a great idea to not tell any of the actors what was about to happen, so the reaction you see on film was completely real.

Not maga related I just thought it was funny

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Veronica Cartwright's reaction when she gets splattered with blood was genuine. She wasn't expecting it.

And this was before the days when fake blood was made with corn syrup and red dye. Back then they used cattle blood.

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PinochetIsMyHero 10 points ago +10 / -0

So, like Hans Gruber falling from the top of Nakatomi Tower?

(BTW, in case you or someone else doesn't realize, OP's pic is from Spaceballs, not Alien.)

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ChrisSuperDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

This REALLY makes me sad since Mel Brooks has been a staunch defender of comedy and a staunch critic of political correctness. Pro-tip: if you have ever said “everyone so offended by everything these days” and have voted Democrat, you are a hypocrite.

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SomaticallySpeaking 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, the body double was packed with REAL ENTRAILS from animals.

Sauce; Fangoria, some random issue in the late 80s.

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AetherSurreal 10 points ago +10 / -0

Perfection.

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Bai6842 6 points ago +6 / -0

While this definitely will be fun to watch we must NOT be complacent!

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10gauge 5 points ago +5 / -0

VOTE TO MAKE THEIR TEARS FLOW.

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 4 points ago +4 / -0

Put a little MAGA hat on it lol

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Magentapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hello, you baby!

Hello, you cunty!

Get off the rag, you shiillllll🎵

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maddow on Wednesday: NOW I REALLY got him this time guys! Tune in to see his taxes!

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Mooma 2 points ago +4 / -2

We need a constitution amendment banning all maga.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Duh fuq?

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Ehi_Passika 2 points ago +2 / -0

'You're not having a terrible dream, this is real life now'

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget.. Trump made that guy, Rachel Maddow RICH. Without Trump, Rachel would be learning to code.

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John_McFly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry pede, you're banned from Twitter for telling a respected journalist to "learn to code," a dog whistle for honest employment.

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beta-detector 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guilty as KEK! :)))

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n0kx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm going to be watching MSNBC 90% of the time on Tuesday evening so I can say "I was there" when they are devastated on live TV.

Secretly, I'd say Maddow wants 4 more years of Trump. He's been her bread and butter.

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friedchicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I had a national platform where I could get on TV every night and bitch and whine.

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Le wild Trump bursts out and starts tapdancing to Hello my baby*

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p8riot 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS IS AMERICA NOW. THIS IS US.

Fuck yeah it is!

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maga burster. Do you think we will see that dumb bitch cry or slit her wrists on air?

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

She closet eats bags of dicks.

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Yaztaz 1 point ago +1 / -0

No sane alien will ever touch Madcow

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

space balls!! classic

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello my baby, hello my hunny, hello my MAGA gal!

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Skogin 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s Richard Madcow

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Intrigued1423 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comb the desert. You find anything? We ain’t found shit!

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SomaticallySpeaking 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best xenomorphs! 🇺🇲

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are we going plaid?

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hex7bb 1 point ago +1 / -0

How many Assholes do we have on this thread?

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody get that guy {maddow} some Pepto Bismol!

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hex7bb 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was feeling all the trees. He said we're on Pluto. I said how do you know. He said because of the bark, you dummies!

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IceCreamMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

After all these years, that scene still freaks me out

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check please!