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THELEADERSOFMEN 90 points ago +91 / -1

No problem there, believe me!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 39 points ago +40 / -1

I love this community more and more with every day.

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WhitePowerRanger 21 points ago +21 / -0

When I’m sad, I come here to cheer myself up. Then when I’m happy again, I go back out into the real world only to inevitably return to sadness as I miss the Donald. It’s the circle of Trump

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45ACP 32 points ago +32 / -0

Except for our women, liberal women are the only ones with dicks. It's nasty!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 14 points ago +14 / -0

Some say they're the best. I don't know.

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Long_time_lurker 13 points ago +13 / -0

Of course--we don't cut ours off :)

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Impressive-Length 6 points ago +6 / -0

Impressive length.

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vegaspatriot1776 37 points ago +37 / -0

i have 2 great friends from high school in the late 80s, both named richard. one goes by rich, the other as richie. both are rabid TRUMP supporters.

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Passerby6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet you had a ball of puffy bangs

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Cuckblue 31 points ago +31 / -0

Another Richard checking in, can confirm this is a REAL poll!

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Kompromat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah pretty much all the jokes I wanted to make were already made. So you get upvotes and u/WallBot

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Patriotic_Batman 69 points ago +69 / -0

I enter to say this.. knowing it is already here. Love this place!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 36 points ago +36 / -0

Haha, my uncle’s name is Richard and he’s quintessential old people Facebook. For the past like 6 months, he’s posted “Trump 2020!!!” On every single post.

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DragonEnergyDick 32 points ago +32 / -0 (edited)

Hello there 🐉

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AZTrumpFan 22 points ago +22 / -0

Username checks out.

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BarronTheb1o1a1t 198 points ago +199 / -1

DICKS OUT FOR TRUMP

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THELEADERSOFMEN 59 points ago +59 / -0

YUUUUUGE TURNOUT

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BarronTheb1o1a1t 2 points ago +2 / -0

dead X_X

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the comment I came here for! Wish I could give extra upTrump.... kek

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Dumdum 39 points ago +39 / -0

This 👆

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NewVoatAccountName 17 points ago +17 / -0

We don't have every "Tom, Dick, and Harry", but we do have most of the Bills (besides Bill "Slick WIllie" Clinton, obviously).

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KuhlooKuhlay 15 points ago +15 / -0

bill clinton is a secret trump voter i think, including in 2016. he may be an old perv, but he's not retarded

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librul_tearsaholic 10 points ago +10 / -0

We all saw his face on that Zoom call...he loathes that Old Bitch with every fiber of his diseased body

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plastic_Strawman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably the only thing we have in common.

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Tom_Brett 2 points ago +2 / -0

i really do think Bill Clinton like Trump too. He loves the retail politicians

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

they are old golfing buddies too.

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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he is a secret Trump voter, he's making that decision with a deadly "accident" waiting for him if his secret gets found out by his wife.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

he's been hiding things from hilldawg for the better part of 50 years

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Xanisor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even Nancy Pelosi?

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MaouRem 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even Kamala Harris is black, it's all about how you self identify these days, though how Joe Biden identifies you is gaining popularity

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Toe30330 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the only karen that matters.... Karen Pence

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Proudly_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a friend named Karen and she is a big Trump supporter.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe needs to make up his fucking mind.

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fapoo 159 points ago +159 / -0

We got DICK!

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BigFreedomBoner 22 points ago +22 / -0

In the Sweetest Ass Land of Liberty.

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RussianAgent13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I don't know what the fuck Big Mike's problem is.

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Richard_Dangler 3 points ago +3 / -0

You guys have always had me.

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Logan051361 87 points ago +87 / -0

Karen. Figures

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clickinheelz 68 points ago +70 / -2

Am a Karen. This poll is inaccurate. Karen's for Trump!!

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HeavenlyTrumpets 43 points ago +43 / -0

You are the 40%.

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NewVoatAccountName 20 points ago +20 / -0

You're a rare Karen, as shown by 60% of Karens publicly breaking for Biden.

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blackflame7000 38 points ago +38 / -0

She's a Raren

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

But is Karen really a Karen though?

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

An Un-Karened Karen

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Aoikaze2000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like a Trojan Karen....

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seejayem 2 points ago +2 / -0

she’s just a minority karen

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RussianAgent13 6 points ago +6 / -0

#notalltoms

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Hayzey 2 points ago +2 / -0

notallbutmost

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

This explains why they've tried to flip the name 'Karen' to mean a Trump supporter now. It's because they're the real karens all along

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swimminginthoughts 85 points ago +85 / -0

We have the best Dicks!

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_deleted_ 27 points ago +27 / -0

Muhammad

Trump ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ Biden

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Richard_Dangler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed, but of course I'm biased.

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DesertYote 1 point ago +1 / -0

That can't be your real last name can it? I did know an R. Biggs and a R. Shouver.

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SpaceCadet 83 points ago +83 / -0

All the people I know with severe TDS are women who hate men, especially alpha men. They try to act like Trump is the first person they’ve ever hated but they’ve spent their whole life up till this point trashing the men they know and wondering why they are single.

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EntilZha 36 points ago +36 / -0

I have a young male coworker who's a MSM/Late night comedian fellating idiot. Who still believes every single anti-Trump story from "muh Russian collusion" on down the list.

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OJ_Epstein 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like a spineless weasel who would stab you in the back given the opportunity.

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EntilZha 7 points ago +7 / -0

Luckily we're civilians on a military base and our office is about a mile apart (literally), I only see him once a week for staff meetings right now.

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VladimirP 24 points ago +24 / -0

That. Looks like the hate for masculinity is a huge factor in TDS. Doesn't have to be single, might be married to a beta, who hates Trump for the same reason.

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TypicalEd 18 points ago +18 / -0

True. All the women I know who hate Trump seem to hate masculinity even when they're clearly attracted to masculine men.

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nakedjay 20 points ago +20 / -0

These are the same women who post on Reddit that they had sex dreams with Trump and they can't comprehend why they are dreaming about a guy they hate so much.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had a dream I was talking to Alex Jones the other night. It was so vivid.

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FL2PC72LE 3 points ago +3 / -0

.... say WHAT now??

Wow, that's bizarre. The only dreams I've had is that I'm sitting next to him and we're people-watching together. I've had 2 of those.

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nakedjay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, there has been several posts on Reddit of these liberal women having sex dreams with Trump. It's hilarious.

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when_we_win_remember 6 points ago +7 / -1

The lowest male name is 50/50. We have a lot of work to do on women.

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Jeb4HOABoard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Repeal the 19th

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Morgio_Zoroder 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a lot of friends on the left. This is pretty accurate. They also LOVE cats.

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Proudly_Deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those here aren't crazy cat ladies, though.

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FL2PC72LE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey. I love cats.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if Toxoplasmosis is a risk factor for TDS.

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Cloraxland_ 45 points ago +45 / -0

They got the worse nancy though

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HowardRoark 16 points ago +16 / -0

We got Nancy Reagan 🏆

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librul_tearsaholic 4 points ago +4 / -0

No. She is dead and therefore votes Dem

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UncleTrump4Lyfe 38 points ago +38 / -0

Jennifer checking in! MAGA!!!

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morganjen 23 points ago +23 / -0

Another Jennifer checking in!

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Astryr 19 points ago +19 / -0

Another Jennifer here.. though, sadly, I'm Canadian - so unable to partake in the voting! :P

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Dustin_Turdeau 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fellow Canuckistani here, we can still pray for them!

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chelthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

That username 😂

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Dustin_Turdeau 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was originally gonna role play as the dumbfuck for some laughs... but I realized I’d have to cook my head in a microwave to even pretend to be that stupid. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mitschu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh come on, pretending to be a liberal isn't THAT hard.

Easy instruction manual for invoking your inner Biden voter: https://youtu.be/8BcH1rmU9_Y?t=22

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_Ghost_Void_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA male here just offering my hand in marriage to any MAGA female. Carry on..

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UncleTrump4Lyfe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha, yup I snuck in 79! So many Davids and Michaels!

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Joeyc1 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ashamed I'm only 50/50

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kd5ywa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Same. Btw, same nick as well xD

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josephstokes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same. At least it’s even instead of less.

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same

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ButterBuns 29 points ago +30 / -1

Based Dick

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tonightm16 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm actually laughing my head off that's all I will say.

On a more serious note beware of the COVID cult. Which I would call the Karen cult. Certain people want lockdowns. Want lockdowns a lot. Biden will give them the national lockdowns they want.

America can be destroyed in more ways than one.

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Three_honks 8 points ago +8 / -0

branch covidians

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Proudly_Deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish I could give you more upvotes!

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 7 points ago +7 / -0

KAREN-A VIRUS

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a TV ad for Biden in the restaurant today. He was actually advertising National Mask Mandate as one of his running points!

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Biggest-O-Mikes 8 points ago +8 / -0

She is fishing for you to oust yourself. It's all tribal at this point. The snakes pretend to be sheep to tighten up their tribes and eliminate the outsiders.

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weiman 17 points ago +17 / -0

And we wonder why polls are wrong, this is the bullshit they ask

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grenades_and_ham 16 points ago +17 / -1

Where's Chad? He's gotta be 100%

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harambe would be if he was a human

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Biggest-O-Mikes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Richard out!

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kag_gang 14 points ago +15 / -1

BIG DICK RICHARD’S FOR TRUMP

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texascpa 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

OP, you missed the other potential meme - Richard (aka Dick, aka Big Dick) is the top name for Trump support.

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ailurus 9 points ago +9 / -0

We got Biggus Dickus on our side? Things are indeed looking up.

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Dumdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is his wife voting too?

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goodbeerbetterviews2 10 points ago +11 / -1

Based Dicks!

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RyanT282 10 points ago +10 / -0

Karen's gonna Karen. 🤷‍♂️

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tcriv 9 points ago +9 / -0

my first and last name are #1 and #2 (or #2 and #1?) on this chart. you can probably figure it out from my user name

feels good man

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HowardRoark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yuge gigantic Dick energy 🐉 Bigly.

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barefootozark 4 points ago +4 / -0

John Boy?

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thomas Cornelius Richard the Fourth.

What do I win?

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AnacondaIsAShill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chris and Joe are fence riding pussies!

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if it hurts or helps Biden that he has the same name as these Joes?

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

This perfectly matches up with all the 40-50 y/o Karens and Barbra demanding more lock downs because they think they will die of CCPVirus if someone else dares act normal.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boomers used to give their kids simple common names.

Now people name their kids Dawson, Aspen, Caden, Braxton, etc.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're Christian names.

Thomas, David, John, James, Mark, Matthew...

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am not sure whether redneck names or ghetto names are worse these days

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

Your move, u/MAGA_Fuckhead

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MemeSquad 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m a Patricia and I almost never hear that name anymore...

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THELEADERSOFMEN 6 points ago +6 / -0

SNL killed the name Pat, for sure.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who knew that skit was more prophetic than anything Nostradamus ever scribed?

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tcriv 3 points ago +3 / -0

karen is quite popular in that boomer demographic (the demographic with the most people... i think).

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MerlynTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought there's more millennials than boomers now. But millennials probably have more variety of names. I think Jennifer is common among millennials and Gen X. Maybe less common post-1995.

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Liberty4All 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jennifer is extremely common amongst at least some of GenX. Michelle and Lynn (or Lyn or Lin), were also very common. When I was in school, almost half the girls in my classes were named either Jennifer, Michelle, or Lynn.

Michael was also ridiculously popular, too. There were 3 Michaels in most of my classes, too.

As you might guess, roll call was pretty repetitive...it was a relief from the monotony when some other name was called.

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean a rare name such as this.

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Liberty4All 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh, that would definitely have relieved the monotony!

After college, I had trouble getting a job (graduating in a recession is not fun), so I did some substitute teaching while hunting for a permanent job. In one of my classes was a girl named Lasagna. Yes her name was spelled and pronounced exactly like the food.

Before anyone draws the wrong conclusions, this girl was in the top five of her high school class academically and seemed like a really great young lady. Her parents didn't do her any favors with that name, though!

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd hope she one day gets a legal name change to Laz or Anya, whichever was the nickname she generally went with. Saddling kids with bad names seems like child abuse to me, a sign they don't care about their own children as humans, at the very least.

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

She had a twin named LaTanya (not sure of the spelling on that one). So maybe not.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. That's crazy. I wonder if she likes the food?

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it would be rude to ask...kinda wish I had, though.

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Liberty4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your name would definitely have relieved the monotony!

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jennifer, Jason, and David were very popular in my generation (Gen X).

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RussianBot6969 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dicks out for Trump!

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MountainMan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where's Chad and Pepe at 110% TRUMP?

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

We have the dicks, they have the Karens.

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side_o_beef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Karen wants to talk to Trump’s manager.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump is unmanageable, there lies the problem!!

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S-55 6 points ago +6 / -0

A little disappointed that my boy Chad isn't on the top of the Trump list.

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Psyk0Tripp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm. Big Richard here

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dizzle_izzle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol I just posted this on reddit in the Joe biden sub

The stupid faggots are upvoting it.

They can't meme at all. Totally braindead. "duuurrr support joe biden. Do your civic duty"

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Nationalist2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

NYT poll

this must he accurate. still funny though

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LtPatterson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lefties projecting AGAIN

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ProfessorPatPending 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Mary's couldn't hold the line.

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TrumpSteak 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm thinking this may correlate to name popularity over time. Each generation with whatever name is popular at the time is flip flopping every generation on political affiliation.

Great to see we got the Dicks in the race. Science!

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fumbl3 5 points ago +5 / -0

William Power

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red_xi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm, am a Thomas

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SJBHamilton 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Susan's are a disappointment.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well she’s on the Parish Council tryna modernize things all the time, so I’m not surprised.

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jennifers are putting Johns to shame. :(

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RexCollumSilvarum 3 points ago +3 / -0

BIG DICK ENERGY! Unreal!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Richard Thomas Loves Trump!

USA 2020

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Spez1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oohhh Richard....

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geneticMessiah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barbaras are barbaric.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

So out of the 20 most common names, we got 11, 2 are tied and only 7 are for Biden (and only two of them are above 55%)

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