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When I’m sad, I come here to cheer myself up. Then when I’m happy again, I go back out into the real world only to inevitably return to sadness as I miss the Donald. It’s the circle of Trump
Haha, my uncle’s name is Richard and he’s quintessential old people Facebook. For the past like 6 months, he’s posted “Trump 2020!!!” On every single post.
All the people I know with severe TDS are women who hate men, especially alpha men. They try to act like Trump is the first person they’ve ever hated but they’ve spent their whole life up till this point trashing the men they know and wondering why they are single.
I have a young male coworker who's a MSM/Late night comedian fellating idiot. Who still believes every single anti-Trump story from "muh Russian collusion" on down the list.
That. Looks like the hate for masculinity is a huge factor in TDS. Doesn't have to be single, might be married to a beta, who hates Trump for the same reason.
These are the same women who post on Reddit that they had sex dreams with Trump and they can't comprehend why they are dreaming about a guy they hate so much.
I was originally gonna role play as the dumbfuck for some laughs... but I realized I’d have to cook my head in a microwave to even pretend to be that stupid. 🤷🏻♂️
I'm actually laughing my head off that's all I will say.
On a more serious note beware of the COVID cult. Which I would call the Karen cult. Certain people want lockdowns. Want lockdowns a lot. Biden will give them the national lockdowns they want.
She is fishing for you to oust yourself. It's all tribal at this point. The snakes pretend to be sheep to tighten up their tribes and eliminate the outsiders.
This perfectly matches up with all the 40-50 y/o Karens and Barbra demanding more lock downs because they think they will die of CCPVirus if someone else dares act normal.
I thought there's more millennials than boomers now. But millennials probably have more variety of names. I think Jennifer is common among millennials and Gen X. Maybe less common post-1995.
Jennifer is extremely common amongst at least some of GenX. Michelle and Lynn (or Lyn or Lin), were also very common. When I was in school, almost half the girls in my classes were named either Jennifer, Michelle, or Lynn.
Michael was also ridiculously popular, too. There were 3 Michaels in most of my classes, too.
As you might guess, roll call was pretty repetitive...it was a relief from the monotony when some other name was called.
Heh, that would definitely have relieved the monotony!
After college, I had trouble getting a job (graduating in a recession is not fun), so I did some substitute teaching while hunting for a permanent job. In one of my classes was a girl named Lasagna. Yes her name was spelled and pronounced exactly like the food.
Before anyone draws the wrong conclusions, this girl was in the top five of her high school class academically and seemed like a really great young lady. Her parents didn't do her any favors with that name, though!
I'd hope she one day gets a legal name change to Laz or Anya, whichever was the nickname she generally went with. Saddling kids with bad names seems like child abuse to me, a sign they don't care about their own children as humans, at the very least.
I'm thinking this may correlate to name popularity over time. Each generation with whatever name is popular at the time is flip flopping every generation on political affiliation.
Great to see we got the Dicks in the race. Science!
No problem there, believe me!
I love this community more and more with every day.
When I’m sad, I come here to cheer myself up. Then when I’m happy again, I go back out into the real world only to inevitably return to sadness as I miss the Donald. It’s the circle of Trump
Except for our women, liberal women are the only ones with dicks. It's nasty!
Some say they're the best. I don't know.
Of course--we don't cut ours off :)
Impressive length.
i have 2 great friends from high school in the late 80s, both named richard. one goes by rich, the other as richie. both are rabid TRUMP supporters.
I bet you had a ball of puffy bangs
Another Richard checking in, can confirm this is a REAL poll!
Yeah pretty much all the jokes I wanted to make were already made. So you get upvotes and u/WallBot
I enter to say this.. knowing it is already here. Love this place!
Haha, my uncle’s name is Richard and he’s quintessential old people Facebook. For the past like 6 months, he’s posted “Trump 2020!!!” On every single post.
Hello there 🐉
Username checks out.
DICKS OUT FOR TRUMP
YUUUUUGE TURNOUT
dead X_X
This is the comment I came here for! Wish I could give extra upTrump.... kek
This 👆
We don't have every "Tom, Dick, and Harry", but we do have most of the Bills (besides Bill "Slick WIllie" Clinton, obviously).
bill clinton is a secret trump voter i think, including in 2016. he may be an old perv, but he's not retarded
We all saw his face on that Zoom call...he loathes that Old Bitch with every fiber of his diseased body
Probably the only thing we have in common.
i really do think Bill Clinton like Trump too. He loves the retail politicians
they are old golfing buddies too.
If he is a secret Trump voter, he's making that decision with a deadly "accident" waiting for him if his secret gets found out by his wife.
he's been hiding things from hilldawg for the better part of 50 years
Even Nancy Pelosi?
Even Kamala Harris is black, it's all about how you self identify these days, though how Joe Biden identifies you is gaining popularity
We have the only karen that matters.... Karen Pence
I have a friend named Karen and she is a big Trump supporter.
Joe needs to make up his fucking mind.
We got DICK!
In the Sweetest Ass Land of Liberty.
Yeah I don't know what the fuck Big Mike's problem is.
You guys have always had me.
Karen. Figures
Am a Karen. This poll is inaccurate. Karen's for Trump!!
You are the 40%.
You're a rare Karen, as shown by 60% of Karens publicly breaking for Biden.
She's a Raren
But is Karen really a Karen though?
An Un-Karened Karen
Sounds like a Trojan Karen....
she’s just a minority karen
#notalltoms
notallbutmost
This explains why they've tried to flip the name 'Karen' to mean a Trump supporter now. It's because they're the real karens all along
We have the best Dicks!
Muhammad
Trump ▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ Biden
Agreed, but of course I'm biased.
That can't be your real last name can it? I did know an R. Biggs and a R. Shouver.
All the people I know with severe TDS are women who hate men, especially alpha men. They try to act like Trump is the first person they’ve ever hated but they’ve spent their whole life up till this point trashing the men they know and wondering why they are single.
I have a young male coworker who's a MSM/Late night comedian fellating idiot. Who still believes every single anti-Trump story from "muh Russian collusion" on down the list.
Sounds like a spineless weasel who would stab you in the back given the opportunity.
Luckily we're civilians on a military base and our office is about a mile apart (literally), I only see him once a week for staff meetings right now.
That. Looks like the hate for masculinity is a huge factor in TDS. Doesn't have to be single, might be married to a beta, who hates Trump for the same reason.
True. All the women I know who hate Trump seem to hate masculinity even when they're clearly attracted to masculine men.
These are the same women who post on Reddit that they had sex dreams with Trump and they can't comprehend why they are dreaming about a guy they hate so much.
I had a dream I was talking to Alex Jones the other night. It was so vivid.
.... say WHAT now??
Wow, that's bizarre. The only dreams I've had is that I'm sitting next to him and we're people-watching together. I've had 2 of those.
Yeah, there has been several posts on Reddit of these liberal women having sex dreams with Trump. It's hilarious.
The lowest male name is 50/50. We have a lot of work to do on women.
Repeal the 19th
I have a lot of friends on the left. This is pretty accurate. They also LOVE cats.
Those here aren't crazy cat ladies, though.
Hey. I love cats.
I wonder if Toxoplasmosis is a risk factor for TDS.
They got the worse nancy though
We got Nancy Reagan 🏆
No. She is dead and therefore votes Dem
Jennifer checking in! MAGA!!!
Another Jennifer checking in!
Another Jennifer here.. though, sadly, I'm Canadian - so unable to partake in the voting! :P
Fellow Canuckistani here, we can still pray for them!
That username 😂
I was originally gonna role play as the dumbfuck for some laughs... but I realized I’d have to cook my head in a microwave to even pretend to be that stupid. 🤷🏻♂️
Oh come on, pretending to be a liberal isn't THAT hard.
Easy instruction manual for invoking your inner Biden voter: https://youtu.be/8BcH1rmU9_Y?t=22
MAGA male here just offering my hand in marriage to any MAGA female. Carry on..
Ha, yup I snuck in 79! So many Davids and Michaels!
Ashamed I'm only 50/50
Same. Btw, same nick as well xD
Same. At least it’s even instead of less.
Same
Based Dick
I'm actually laughing my head off that's all I will say.
On a more serious note beware of the COVID cult. Which I would call the Karen cult. Certain people want lockdowns. Want lockdowns a lot. Biden will give them the national lockdowns they want.
America can be destroyed in more ways than one.
branch covidians
Wish I could give you more upvotes!
KAREN-A VIRUS
I saw a TV ad for Biden in the restaurant today. He was actually advertising National Mask Mandate as one of his running points!
She is fishing for you to oust yourself. It's all tribal at this point. The snakes pretend to be sheep to tighten up their tribes and eliminate the outsiders.
And we wonder why polls are wrong, this is the bullshit they ask
Where's Chad? He's gotta be 100%
Harambe would be if he was a human
Richard out!
BIG DICK RICHARD’S FOR TRUMP
OP, you missed the other potential meme - Richard (aka Dick, aka Big Dick) is the top name for Trump support.
We got Biggus Dickus on our side? Things are indeed looking up.
Is his wife voting too?
Based Dicks!
Karen's gonna Karen. 🤷♂️
my first and last name are #1 and #2 (or #2 and #1?) on this chart. you can probably figure it out from my user name
feels good man
Yuge gigantic Dick energy 🐉 Bigly.
John Boy?
Thomas Cornelius Richard the Fourth.
What do I win?
Chris and Joe are fence riding pussies!
I wonder if it hurts or helps Biden that he has the same name as these Joes?
This perfectly matches up with all the 40-50 y/o Karens and Barbra demanding more lock downs because they think they will die of CCPVirus if someone else dares act normal.
Boomers used to give their kids simple common names.
Now people name their kids Dawson, Aspen, Caden, Braxton, etc.
They're Christian names.
Thomas, David, John, James, Mark, Matthew...
I am not sure whether redneck names or ghetto names are worse these days
D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
Your move, u/MAGA_Fuckhead
I’m a Patricia and I almost never hear that name anymore...
SNL killed the name Pat, for sure.
Who knew that skit was more prophetic than anything Nostradamus ever scribed?
karen is quite popular in that boomer demographic (the demographic with the most people... i think).
I thought there's more millennials than boomers now. But millennials probably have more variety of names. I think Jennifer is common among millennials and Gen X. Maybe less common post-1995.
Jennifer is extremely common amongst at least some of GenX. Michelle and Lynn (or Lyn or Lin), were also very common. When I was in school, almost half the girls in my classes were named either Jennifer, Michelle, or Lynn.
Michael was also ridiculously popular, too. There were 3 Michaels in most of my classes, too.
As you might guess, roll call was pretty repetitive...it was a relief from the monotony when some other name was called.
You mean a rare name such as this.
Heh, that would definitely have relieved the monotony!
After college, I had trouble getting a job (graduating in a recession is not fun), so I did some substitute teaching while hunting for a permanent job. In one of my classes was a girl named Lasagna. Yes her name was spelled and pronounced exactly like the food.
Before anyone draws the wrong conclusions, this girl was in the top five of her high school class academically and seemed like a really great young lady. Her parents didn't do her any favors with that name, though!
I'd hope she one day gets a legal name change to Laz or Anya, whichever was the nickname she generally went with. Saddling kids with bad names seems like child abuse to me, a sign they don't care about their own children as humans, at the very least.
She had a twin named LaTanya (not sure of the spelling on that one). So maybe not.
Lol. That's crazy. I wonder if she likes the food?
I thought it would be rude to ask...kinda wish I had, though.
Your name would definitely have relieved the monotony!
Jennifer, Jason, and David were very popular in my generation (Gen X).
Dicks out for Trump!
Where's Chad and Pepe at 110% TRUMP?
We have the dicks, they have the Karens.
Karen wants to talk to Trump’s manager.
Trump is unmanageable, there lies the problem!!
A little disappointed that my boy Chad isn't on the top of the Trump list.
Can confirm. Big Richard here
Lol I just posted this on reddit in the Joe biden sub
The stupid faggots are upvoting it.
They can't meme at all. Totally braindead. "duuurrr support joe biden. Do your civic duty"
this must he accurate. still funny though
Lefties projecting AGAIN
The Mary's couldn't hold the line.
I'm thinking this may correlate to name popularity over time. Each generation with whatever name is popular at the time is flip flopping every generation on political affiliation.
Great to see we got the Dicks in the race. Science!
William Power
Can confirm, am a Thomas
The Susan's are a disappointment.
Well she’s on the Parish Council tryna modernize things all the time, so I’m not surprised.
Jennifers are putting Johns to shame. :(
BIG DICK ENERGY! Unreal!
Richard Thomas Loves Trump!
USA 2020
Oohhh Richard....
Barbaras are barbaric.
Kek
So out of the 20 most common names, we got 11, 2 are tied and only 7 are for Biden (and only two of them are above 55%)