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I dropped 60 bucks at a reptile show on a Vietnamese giant centipede. I thought it was neat, and I had some extra vivs left over from my forest scorpion breeding days.
It was a mistake. Centipedes are unnervingly fast.
Thedonald.win has been the front line of this political shift we are experiencing and I appreciate it very much. Cheers to everyone who has had their lives enhanced by this site, I know mine has!
Thank you, I've seen it I just didn't memorize it. I'm aware of the centipede reference and recall it from MW1, just didn't associate the hollow fangs, I thought Biden said something stupid again.
My username is relevant!!
Energy by drake, remixed:
I GOT CENTIPEDES
GOT A LOT OF CENTIPEDES
GOT A LOT OF LIBERALS TRYIN TO DRAIN ME OF MY ENERGY
TRYIN TO TAKE AWAY FROM A MAGAAAAAA
FUCKIN WITH A PEDE IMMA PRAY FOR YOU LIBBYS
I GOT TRUMP IN REAL LIFE TWEETIN ALL DAY
FUCK THE MSM AND EVERYTHING THEY SAY
I GOT TRAINS NO BRAKES AND A THROTTLE ON FULL
I GOT TWO FULL TERMS AND TWO FULL SCOOPS
sick!!! i read it in Drake's voice too lol
Haha I got like 5 covers I’ve written already. Too bad I’m not musically talented like Weird Al or I’d bust these all out in YouTube for ya!
I got a lovely batch of centipedes. There they are all standing in a row! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Sweet! I love free money!
Impressive length!
No problems there, believe me.
Despite which, it is a N I M B L E N A V I G A T O R
And girth!!!
Another fun fact: it hurts like an absolute motherfucker.
I was a marine grunt. I knew a guy who got bit on the head by one of those in Okinawa and was put on light duty, which ended up lasting five months.
I never was bitten, but I've seen plenty and they're nightmare fuel for me even to this day.
These fuckers eat birds and bats in the jungle.
As bad as all that ?
Bugs are awful I will scream now and then never stop, thank you for information
Jumping spiders are adorable and precious and protect the family cabin from mosquitoes I will not have you insulting them.
I find jumping spiders to be awful but also great and lovely and I ignore any spider I see precisely for that reason
Unless it crawls across my face. I did not ignore that spider.
Almost all spider bois are good bois
<3 MY FREN <3
Speaking of bugs. I think it looks like Bugs Bunny.
I dropped 60 bucks at a reptile show on a Vietnamese giant centipede. I thought it was neat, and I had some extra vivs left over from my forest scorpion breeding days.
It was a mistake. Centipedes are unnervingly fast.
🥺
That was fun. The more you know. I’m gonna tell people about this now. Thanks!
Username checks out.
Also, evolution-ally impossible.
Nimble navigator indeed. Name checks out as well.
MAGA Centipedes > Leftist Tarantulas
Lol the comments on that video!
Im watching the vid and the whole time my mind is like "here comes the drop!".
Thedonald.win has been the front line of this political shift we are experiencing and I appreciate it very much. Cheers to everyone who has had their lives enhanced by this site, I know mine has!
Nimble navigator!
What'd I miss
Edit: thanks all, I forgot to memorize the centipede intro and didn't immediately recognize hollow fangs as a centipede reference.
Context: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE
It is the reason we call each other “pedes”
Which is why we used this video as our party music when Trump took each state primary in the 2016 election.
That's way classier than what I was thinking lol. When I looked it up I was led to pédé, meaning homosexual in French...
Watch out, here comes a Joe-pedo!
You misspelled "pierre Dilecto".
Thank you, I've seen it I just didn't memorize it. I'm aware of the centipede reference and recall it from MW1, just didn't associate the hollow fangs, I thought Biden said something stupid again.
True glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKH6PAoUuD0
airhorn
I sense a great nimbleness in the navigation.
Actually kinda disturbing ngl.
We have the best nimble navigators in the world, believe me!
I MISS COMRADE STUMP 😭
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDUN... .
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CENTIPEDE! WOBWOBWOBWOB
The Centipede is a voracious eater. When finished, only a few Biden bits remain.
Does this remind anyone else of this image?
I put the microphone in there from that pic because I thought the same. I was scrolling centipede fang pics and meme magic happened.
I didn't even notice the mic until you pointed it out hahaha.
TRUMP 2020!
the microphone LULW
And if there's any funny business, two hollow points.
Go back to Univision!
THIS CENTIPEDE IS A PREDATOR!
Just keep that thing away from my ass
My bug phobia just kicked in. But fuck it, we need to MAGA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anv4-AODw1s
CHYNA!
Toxicognaths.