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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 72 points ago +72 / -0

My username is relevant!!

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

Energy by drake, remixed:

I GOT CENTIPEDES

GOT A LOT OF CENTIPEDES

GOT A LOT OF LIBERALS TRYIN TO DRAIN ME OF MY ENERGY

TRYIN TO TAKE AWAY FROM A MAGAAAAAA

FUCKIN WITH A PEDE IMMA PRAY FOR YOU LIBBYS

I GOT TRUMP IN REAL LIFE TWEETIN ALL DAY

FUCK THE MSM AND EVERYTHING THEY SAY

I GOT TRAINS NO BRAKES AND A THROTTLE ON FULL

I GOT TWO FULL TERMS AND TWO FULL SCOOPS

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weaponized_frogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

sick!!! i read it in Drake's voice too lol

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha I got like 5 covers I’ve written already. Too bad I’m not musically talented like Weird Al or I’d bust these all out in YouTube for ya!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a lovely batch of centipedes. There they are all standing in a row! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet! I love free money!

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OccasionalDr.Cortex [S] 42 points ago +42 / -0

Impressive length!

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1standboobs 13 points ago +13 / -0

No problems there, believe me.

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Puncle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Despite which, it is a N I M B L E N A V I G A T O R

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MagasaurusRex 5 points ago +5 / -0

And girth!!!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 22 points ago +22 / -0

Another fun fact: it hurts like an absolute motherfucker.

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Cledus 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was a marine grunt. I knew a guy who got bit on the head by one of those in Okinawa and was put on light duty, which ended up lasting five months.

I never was bitten, but I've seen plenty and they're nightmare fuel for me even to this day.

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Brobold 3 points ago +3 / -0

These fuckers eat birds and bats in the jungle.

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85Dacudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

As bad as all that ?

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Loiuzein 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bugs are awful I will scream now and then never stop, thank you for information

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Puncle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jumping spiders are adorable and precious and protect the family cabin from mosquitoes I will not have you insulting them.

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Loiuzein 5 points ago +5 / -0

I find jumping spiders to be awful but also great and lovely and I ignore any spider I see precisely for that reason

Unless it crawls across my face. I did not ignore that spider.

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esheki808 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost all spider bois are good bois

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

<3 MY FREN <3

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GreetingsEarthlings 6 points ago +6 / -0

Speaking of bugs. I think it looks like Bugs Bunny.

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Modernturnkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

I dropped 60 bucks at a reptile show on a Vietnamese giant centipede. I thought it was neat, and I had some extra vivs left over from my forest scorpion breeding days.

It was a mistake. Centipedes are unnervingly fast.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

🥺

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Sodium_miner 7 points ago +7 / -0

That was fun. The more you know. I’m gonna tell people about this now. Thanks!

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Litecola2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out.

Also, evolution-ally impossible.

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PartandParcel 26 points ago +26 / -0

Nimble navigator indeed. Name checks out as well.

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KAGALOSAURUS 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol the comments on that video!

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simpson5774 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im watching the vid and the whole time my mind is like "here comes the drop!".

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OccasionalDr.Cortex [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thedonald.win has been the front line of this political shift we are experiencing and I appreciate it very much. Cheers to everyone who has had their lives enhanced by this site, I know mine has!

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Nadlers_Belt 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nimble navigator!

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_deleted_ 9 points ago +13 / -4 (edited)

What'd I miss

Edit: thanks all, I forgot to memorize the centipede intro and didn't immediately recognize hollow fangs as a centipede reference.

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TwoCurvedHollowFangs 20 points ago +20 / -0

Context: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE

It is the reason we call each other “pedes”

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which is why we used this video as our party music when Trump took each state primary in the 2016 election.

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Junkamale 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's way classier than what I was thinking lol. When I looked it up I was led to pédé, meaning homosexual in French...

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HanAssholeSolo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch out, here comes a Joe-pedo!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

You misspelled "pierre Dilecto".

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_deleted_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you, I've seen it I just didn't memorize it. I'm aware of the centipede reference and recall it from MW1, just didn't associate the hollow fangs, I thought Biden said something stupid again.

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McShameful 7 points ago +7 / -0

airhorn

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VictorReee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I sense a great nimbleness in the navigation.

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Vivadiscordia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually kinda disturbing ngl.

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Trader_Of_Spice 5 points ago +5 / -0

We have the best nimble navigators in the world, believe me!

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based_sunny89 4 points ago +4 / -0

I MISS COMRADE STUMP 😭

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDUN... .
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CENTIPEDE! WOBWOBWOBWOB

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OccasionalDr.Cortex [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Centipede is a voracious eater. When finished, only a few Biden bits remain.

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6-_-j 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this remind anyone else of this image?

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OccasionalDr.Cortex [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I put the microphone in there from that pic because I thought the same. I was scrolling centipede fang pics and meme magic happened.

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6-_-j 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't even notice the mic until you pointed it out hahaha.

TRUMP 2020!

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weaponized_frogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

the microphone LULW

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

And if there's any funny business, two hollow points.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go back to Univision!

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1standboobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS CENTIPEDE IS A PREDATOR!

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ReignOfTyphon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just keep that thing away from my ass

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SayNoToHypocrisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bug phobia just kicked in. But fuck it, we need to MAGA.

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CentipedeDemon 1 point ago +1 / -0

CHYNA!

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Red37 1 point ago +1 / -0

Toxicognaths.