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Two scoops, two genders, two terms and TWO HOLLOW FANGS! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by OccasionalDr.Cortex ago by OccasionalDr.Cortex +3388 / -1
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– TwoCurvedHollowFangs 72 points ago +72 / -0

My username is relevant!!

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– WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

Energy by drake, remixed:

I GOT CENTIPEDES

GOT A LOT OF CENTIPEDES

GOT A LOT OF LIBERALS TRYIN TO DRAIN ME OF MY ENERGY

TRYIN TO TAKE AWAY FROM A MAGAAAAAA

FUCKIN WITH A PEDE IMMA PRAY FOR YOU LIBBYS

I GOT TRUMP IN REAL LIFE TWEETIN ALL DAY

FUCK THE MSM AND EVERYTHING THEY SAY

I GOT TRAINS NO BRAKES AND A THROTTLE ON FULL

I GOT TWO FULL TERMS AND TWO FULL SCOOPS

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– WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha I got like 5 covers I’ve written already. Too bad I’m not musically talented like Weird Al or I’d bust these all out in YouTube for ya!

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– HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a lovely batch of centipedes. There they are all standing in a row! Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

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– WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sweet! I love free money!

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