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posted ago by WhiteGuilt ago by WhiteGuilt +2955 / -0
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Iceman1518 179 points ago +182 / -3

Maryland is a lost cause. His vote will definitely be more relevant here in AZ.

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N900mixalot 127 points ago +128 / -1

No state is a lost cause. We almost all have local issues and house seats.

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turanian_552 70 points ago +70 / -0

We currently have a Republican governor here in Maryland, but he's a weak RINO. So there's hope, albeit slim.

EVERY vote in a blue state adds to the total popular vote. Yes, the popular vote is only an interesting statistic, but winning this too would be worth it just for the post-election salt.

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EvilGuy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agreed. Baltimore is the definition of shithole.. what do they have to lose? I hope the average person living there agrees with me.

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Sniper061 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am in Baltimore County and it is not a lost cause at all. There are Kim Klacik signs everywhere and even some Trump signs down in Towson and further south into the city. Even if she doesn't win, I think it will be the closest race seen in decades.

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N900mixalot 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly.

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PollPott 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neil Parrot in district 6 goddamnit!!!! The 6th district was heavily gerrymandered and redrawn to include part of liberal-ass Mongomery County which made the seat go blue, the 6th district used to be conservative!! A seat is a seat, make sure Marylanders get out and vote!!!

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Grief -22 points ago +5 / -27

No, i'm pretty sure we can throw California, Oregon, Washington, Illinois, and the entire North East above PA out the window. Lost causes. We might be able to sneak some red seats out of certain districts but besides that, not worth out time at the State level. They are getting what they voted for.

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah, Obama proved that. He was charismatic as heck and I think a lot of normally conservative voters voted for him. He did nothing he campaigned on but he was charismatic and that's how he won. Twice.

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AgamemnonContingency 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's terrible advice then. Fayetteville NC is the home of Fort Bragg, the largest military base in America. Not only does it have a massive active duty and veteran population, its one of the few places you can legitimately campaign in all 50 states for thanks to the military/overseas ballots. Fayetteville itself also tends to be pretty purple in its selection, going more blue state and local and more red nationally. Getting it more red overall is a big way to boost Red turnout statewide.

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N900mixalot 28 points ago +28 / -0

Lost cause implies that there is no reason to vote.

Let's not do that.

Treat every state like it is in play. Because technically, every state IS.

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WildStar 3 points ago +3 / -0

If we were able to wall off LA and San Francisco, California would be deep red. That's why I'm hoping for a Calexit; The great majority of California counties would immediately leave to form Jefferson.

The situation is similar in Washington and Oregon.

Let those states try to leave, and they'll find out just how small they are.

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tonightm16 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't forget there are other things to vote for other than the presidency. Need red senate and congress.

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Redheadgrrl 7 points ago +7 / -0

Local races and referendums too.

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pepperconchobhar 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's what I was thinking.

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

MD is a gerrymandered disgrace. Trump will definitely get more votes than '16 but like Northern Virginia MD is stinky swamp.

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Roadrash 72 points ago +72 / -0

I hope Adam is indicative of a lot of others that used to think like him because he has turned into an absolute MAGA beast

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southern_grammar 47 points ago +47 / -0

Former BernieBro here. Waited in line for 5 hours to vote for Trump a couple weeks ago here in Georgia. My sister is exactly the same.

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man, I wish I had a based sister. Mine's a commie loser with mental problems.

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Sniff_N_Blow_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you in a red county? I’m going tomorrow in Fulton and am preparing for a long wait.

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southern_grammar 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. I'm in Gwinnett. How was it for you today?

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Sniff_N_Blow_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I went at 1:30 today and was the only one at the polling place in north Fulton/ Sandy Springs area.

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Pepe 56 points ago +56 / -0

can anyone think of another candidate whose followers would support him so much that they would book a SAME-DAY PLANE TICKET ACROSS THE COUNTRY, just to vote for him?

POTUS Trump is a once-in-a-lifetime godsend, pedes

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bellcurvestrikesback 33 points ago +34 / -1

u/adamcrigler do an ama on the plane

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hondo1 21 points ago +21 / -0

Can't rig the Crig!

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dragonjock27 23 points ago +23 / -0

An extra vote in AZ is so important. My apologies to any Maryland pedes, but a red vote in MD is less valuable than a red vote in AZ. GO ADAM!!!!!

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Smug_zebra 16 points ago +16 / -0

"I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Trump"

  • Adam Crigler 2020
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TURNITBACKONTHEM2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thats dragging your dick through glass level determination.

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VTmaga 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I see broken glass on the way to the polls tomorrow, I am going to get right down there and drag my dick in it.

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mastayoda420 8 points ago +8 / -0

A lot of people say it, he actually did it.

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now_look_here 12 points ago +12 / -0

Works out fine in the end, but to not have this sorted out before THE most important election of your lifetime is pretty stupid.

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Big_cunt 8 points ago +8 / -0

I registered to vote weeks ago, and on a whim went to check to make sure I was registered last nite, and lo-and-behold, I wasn't. So I called the town clerk to find out what the hell was going on, and they said that there's nothing they could do, because they never received my application. So I called the secretary of the states office, and they had record of me registering, and that the town rejected it. So they said they would call, and told me to call back to the clerk's office 30 minutes later. Luckily that sorted them out, and they are hand writing me on to the roster, so I can vote tomorrow. Definitely some shenanigans going on at my town hall. When they had me on hold they said they were helping some one with the same problem.

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now_look_here 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rejected, eh? I wonder how many people are going to run into this tomorrow...

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Dialectic 10 points ago +10 / -0

BASED HAIRDO

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SnipedYou 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is no price I wouldn't pay to vote for DJT.

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AZTrumpette1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is how it is done!!!

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meme_war_vet 5 points ago +5 / -0

MY AZ PEDES BUY THIS GUY A BEER

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Baryonic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck yeah Adam

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javixpimraj 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Damn, I fucked that up."

"Fuck it, I'm following through!"

That's commitment.

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Joeret 4 points ago +4 / -0

The enthusiasm is huge!

Similar story. Client of mine just move from Delaware and is flying back tonight just so she can vote Trump and then is flying back.

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Desertwhale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that's a fucking patriot!!!

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quigonkenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool. We need his vote more in AZ anyway. MD is pretty cucked.

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SweetBeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

🀘😝🀘

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Nadlers_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

State Swinger!

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9mm_o_freedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

AZ needs that vote more.

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I knew who he is, it might be cool.

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teppischfresser 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got down voted earlier for saying Tim Pool is a cuck. He is a cuck. Adam is a man.

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ProfessorRomendev 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soy Jesus flying in to save America's soul!

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Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Arizona need his vote more than NJ.

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Illah88zillah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Godspeed Crigler!

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Austin62Halo 2 points ago +2 / -0

AZ needs him More!

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE GOAT

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Quinn 2 points ago +2 / -0

YES ADAM more red votes for swing state AZ!!

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Jebs_guac_recipe 2 points ago +3 / -1

high energy!!

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yallsegregationist 2 points ago +2 / -0

what a beautiful idiot

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FarageHommage 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a guy! Hope he vlogs his patriotic journey!

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rinkin 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a motherfucking patriot right here. GO ADAM!

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Northernrebel 2 points ago +4 / -2

Can't you just register at the polling place?

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The_New_Pope 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oct 13 was deadline here in MD

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Slayenemy909 5 points ago +5 / -0

NOT EVERYWHERE IS COMMIEFORNIA

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Northernrebel -2 points ago +1 / -3

Pretty sure it's a law

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Slayenemy909 2 points ago +2 / -0

in a couple states. many states have registration deadlines. my states was the first week of october. it's mostly Blue states that allow day of registration. cuz it maximizes fraud opportunity.

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Northernrebel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mine does i just look

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PeabodyJFranklin 1 point ago +1 / -0

it's mostly Blue states that allow day of registration.

It should be allowed, as a provisional ballot, which is only counted, if you return and meet the requirements set forth to validate the ballot. I can't imagine most fraudsters would, so those votes wouldn't be counted.

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ColbyP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Definitely only in some states. Here it needs to be submitted at least 25 days before the next election.

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only in some states

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Rockonanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy flies.

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

Through broken glass if need be! No other President inspires such Constitution!

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Redked 1 point ago +1 / -0

He moved too close to the election and MD registration did not come through in time.

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85Dacudo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love his enthusiasm. Go vote good sir.

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AdeptTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mad respect.

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EdisonHwy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do people wait until 11:59 pm to check their voter registration status?

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watchman4u 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent ! Muh Based Hippy Getting Salty!

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Sniff_N_Blow_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always check your registration at least 1 month out then again 1 week out just to be sure.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP, your post title makes it seem he just forgot to register. Here's the original tweets...

So my registration to Vote here in Maryland didn't go through. I was pissed. I checked it out and turns out I am still registered to vote in Arizona. SO I JUST BOOKED A FLIGHT AND I LEAVE IN 2 HOURS.

In case there was any doubt. I will be voting for @realDonaldTrump

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FuckityWuckity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happy to have you here, Adam! Sorry your registration didn't go through. :<

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Mcrumples 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soy Jeebus! Arizona soy cures better in the sun!

But also yeah. Shame on him for not getting this sorted out earlier. What the crap