GOOD AFTERNOON, CENTIPEDE NATION!
WELCOME TO TODAY’S HIGH ENERGY RALLY IN THE ELECTRIC CITY OF SCRANTON, PA!!!
WHY ARE WE EXCLUSIVELY HIGH ENERGY TODAY, YOU ASK? BECAUSE THE ELECTION IS TOMORROW, AND WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANYTHING BUT THE HIGHEST ENERGY!!!
TODAY’S RALLY IN SCRANTON MARKS THE SECOND OF FIVE RALLIES BY GEOTUS TODAY. THIS MAN’S ENERGY KNOWS NO BOUNDS! HIS LAST RALLY OF SUNDAY DIDN’T ACTUALLY END UNTIL ALMOST 1AM MONDAY MORNING. HOW DOES THIS MAN DO IT ALL?!?
LACKAWANNA COUNTY WAS WON BY SHILLARY “LOCK HER UP” CLINTON BY ONLY ABOUT 3500 VOTES (3.5%) IN 2016. TODAY, PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL RALLY THE CENTIPEDES TO HOPEFULLY GAIN HIM A VICTORY IN THIS COUNTY TOMORROW EVENING.
AND HOW COULD WE FORGET?!? SCRANTON IS THE PLACE THAT JOE HIDIN’ BIDEN CLAIMS AS HIS HOMETOWN. I GUESS THIS COUNTS AS ONE LAST KICK IN THE CROTCH BY TRUMP TO BIDEN SINCE HE IS CAMPAIGNING IN HIS HOMETOWN THE DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION.
THE COLD WEATHER AND BRISK WIND IN SCRANTON THIS AFTERNOON IS NO MATCH FOR THE WARM AND WELCOMING SPIRIT OF OUR CENTIPEDES. LET US GATHER TOGETHER AND RALLY FOR VICTORY NOT ONLY IN LACKAWANNA COUNTY AND ALL OF PENNSYLVANIA TODAY, BUT FOR THE WHOLE NATION TOMORROW EVENING!!!!
GET OUT AND VOTEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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STAY TUNED LATER THIS AFTERNOON FOR UPCOMING RALLY THREADS HOSTED BY u/-F-B-I- AND u/ldanwill, AMONG OTHERS.
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