Hi all,
Current predicament has inspired me to ask for the help of the sneakier deplorables on here.
CONTEXT: My company has paid for reps from some woke Marxist organization to spend 2hrs each week re-educating us about "diversity and inclusion" with mandatory zoom seminars about the evils of white privilege, institutional racism, how to promote gender sensitivity etc, etc. Needless to say, these seminars are just going to devolve into a circle-jerk of wokeness and extremely obvious digs at how Trump is a hate-peddling white supremacist since the overwhelming majority of my coworkers are, at best, Trump-hating liberals. ANYWAY, during the first one I noted that the "personal response" exercises could be a potential source of amusement. They use it to pose a leading question like "when has embodying your racial identity been a disadvantage" for everyone to submit anonymous answers, usually shit like "nothing because I'm white" or "fear of being stopped by police just because of my skin color".
CURRENT PLAN: I thought it would be fun to fuck with the anonymous responses going forward and submit quotes from prominent Nazis and other anti-semitic propaganda slightly modified to 1) sound more woke/topically relevant and 2) swap "whites" for "Jews" when applicable. Other ideas for subtle ways to discredit their dogma are welcome, but I don't want to do anything so obvious that they either cut the "anonymous response" aspect or start requiring verbal participation instead. 😬
GOAL: I was hoping I could get some help compiling a "grab bag" of quotes flexible enough to tweak for the specific topics of each week. I know that this week we're discussing intersectionality and critical race theory so any source recommendations that might have workable shitbag rhetoric would be appreciated! While this idea spawned from a desire to make the whole thing endurable, it would be hilarious if I could submit such convincingly modified quotes that I got video evidence of the moderators (or my coworkers) piling on and agreeing.
TL;DR: Planning to fuck with libtards during our company ordained reeducation sessions, need help with ideas for doing it subtly enough they don't catch on before I get substantial evidence of their dumbass views and prejudices.
Lol I just read a veeery interesting article by an Ashkenazi Jew discussing just that as one of the key inconsistencies with the theory of social justice, and that eventually it might evolve to include "woke anti-semitism"...
I think, should it (God forbid) come to that, sides wouldn't be generalized by race. The more likely divide would be between the free thinkers with more traditionally conservative values (fiscal, political, familial) and the woke BLM/ANTIFA sympathizers, CRT & globalism peddlers (career politicians, intellectuals, big tech & the media censorship brigade), fundamentalist Islam groups who want to help us destroy ourselves, all rounded out by the CCP and whatever countries are in their pocket whether by debt or trade reliance. Russia would probably stay neutral "officially" at first while cashing by offering intel and resources to both sides, before pulling some sneaky bullshit that helps them regain their footing in Eastern Europe and the Baltics.
How about "I passed on hiring a well qualified Jewish person in order to hire a lesser qualified person of color in order to make my department more racially diverse. Am I able to use that as a legitimate argument/excuse for why my departmental productivity has declined?"
Unfortunately logic is not an adequate weapon against a SJW's bloody-minded dedication to support an equality of outcomes, not opportunities
Not concerned, the "polling" service the 3rd party organization reps have us use to submit anonymous answers has zero logins/proof of identity requirements in order to submit an answer. Using personal computer and proton VPN as a further precaution.
Man you're killing my vibe here. :\
I don't want to be hard-headed or anything, but what is it I'm failing it take into consideration that makes this such a horrible plan? If I've got to sit through this bs I'd like to at least have fun with it... I mean, what exactly would I be plotting if it's not at their expense?
Lol ok that would admittedly concern me if the anonymous response thing had 100% participation, but it's closer to 20% since it's voluntary. I guess should have made that clearer, but I do appreciate that you put enough thought into my scheme to warn me about it haha. As an extra measure, I could even submit my troll responses via personal computer + vpn, while submitting sheep responses from my work laptop to further throw them off the scent.
Anyway, the whole idea is that the troll responses shouldn't sound like troll responses, but blend with their CRT "white fragility" nonsense except have obvious parallels with anti-semitic rhetoric, because if it's obvious then they'll just stop letting people submit anonymously. Which would kill my fun. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Was that the only flaw?
"You ain't black if you don't vote for me." -Joe Biden
A true classic, but unfortunately not very subtle and would be marked as a troll response immediately 🙃
People should just attend and then debate them with facts in front of everybody.
If only that would work, but the higher ups have very much bought into the "orange man bad" mentality and if you try to argue a point intelligently you'd both get shut down immediately and out yourself as a Trump supporter, which would make working there even more miserable.
2 hours each week? That’s crazy! My company held some commie diversity nonsense and I just decided that would be a great day to use my PTO.
Yeah that would be ideal but they monitor your attendance -_-