When door knockers come to my place or Mormons come and knock on my door, I invite them in, offer them coffee and ask them if they have life insurance. They usually say no, so I ask them do you love your wife and kids? What happens if you're recalled before your due date? What happens to your family?
I had one show up for the 2016 election. Her car had a "Smith* County Voter Registration" decal on the side, but didn't have state plates.
A middle-aged Karen, shaking like a shitting dog, knocked on the door.
"May I ask you a few questions about the upcoming election?"
"No, you may not."
The look on her face, holy shit! Karen was not used to being firmly told "no" by some fucking white male with a glare that could cut steel railroad track.
She backed away, got in her "official county car," and left. Of course, I called the county (I had a cousin on the county commission at the time) and reported the bullshit "official" decals. Didn't see her this year ;-)
[*changed my county name to something more common]
I had a Biden volunteer call me on the phone. Spent as much time w her as possible. Less time she has to call other people. But after I was done, a part of me thought that I should have instead tried to convert her.
When door knockers come to my place or Mormons come and knock on my door, I invite them in, offer them coffee and ask them if they have life insurance. They usually say no, so I ask them do you love your wife and kids? What happens if you're recalled before your due date? What happens to your family?
Lol this is amazing. I can feel the “wtf is this guy” building
Also ask how they keep their leftovers fresh and if they've heard of amway.
Beat me to it... :|
Persistence makes the sale!
Yes. Our GEOTUS practices it all the time! For instance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unzc731iCUY
Deported with a catapult.
... and then ask them about Tupperware and what vacuum cleaner they have at their homes.
Mormon missionaries aren’t married and also don’t drink coffee so I don’t know how this strategy works for them?
When facts come over to ruin a perfectly good joke...
The Lord works in mysterious ways! and I'm not even religious!
I had one show up for the 2016 election. Her car had a "Smith* County Voter Registration" decal on the side, but didn't have state plates.
A middle-aged Karen, shaking like a shitting dog, knocked on the door.
"May I ask you a few questions about the upcoming election?"
"No, you may not."
The look on her face, holy shit! Karen was not used to being firmly told "no" by some fucking white male with a glare that could cut steel railroad track.
She backed away, got in her "official county car," and left. Of course, I called the county (I had a cousin on the county commission at the time) and reported the bullshit "official" decals. Didn't see her this year ;-)
[*changed my county name to something more common]
Checks out. That’s exactly what Aldo Raine would say. “No, you may not.”
Great news
Nice work pede.
wat
no he's not lol
..and there was a thuderous applause from the neighborhood.
I had a Biden volunteer call me on the phone. Spent as much time w her as possible. Less time she has to call other people. But after I was done, a part of me thought that I should have instead tried to convert her.
Ebony and Ivory...perfect harmony and all that
Well played!
Damn well done Pede!
Wow. Fucking timeline!
You made a new Fren! Get him a coat!!!
Well done!
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I want to know what you told him!
Not me. Just posted the tweet.
‘tacos and guac will be taxed 80% under biden’