I hear "Fuck Trump so often I created a list of canned answers to keep my self entertained. The look in their eyes when you fire these out instantly is priceless. Add your own in comments...

Ten) “DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH”?

Nine) “GET IN LINE”.

Eight) “WHEN AND WHERE? I’LL BRING THE CAMERA”.

Seven) “NOT TONIGHT, DARLING. HE HAS A HEADACHE”.

Six) LAUGH AT THEM THEN SAY “YOU AREN’T GOING TO GET THAT LUCKY”.

Five) “TAKE A NUMBER”.

Four) “KEEP YOUR PERVERTED FANTASIES TO YOURSELF”!

Three) “YOU WOULDN’T LIKE IT….HE JUST LIES THERE”.

Two) GIVE THEM A THUMBS UP AND A COVINGTON SMIRK… NOTHING WILL TRIGGER THEM MORE.

One) LOOK THEM UP AND DOWN THEN SAY “HE’S GONNA NEED A FEW DRINKS FIRST”.