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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 65 points ago +65 / -0

If California goes red I'll suck Big Mike's dick.

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Vulkanian 20 points ago +20 / -0

Could you even handle such a monster? Even Barry O can barely handle Big Mike's meaty hot rod.

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noPTSDforMePlease 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah but barry is a weak bitch

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Widowmaker1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

California's in play. Didn't get my vote in yesterday. Tomorrow me and wife are hand delivering mail in ballots. Voted all Republican. Im 43 I've always voted Republican and felt my vote didn't matter here. This year i feel different! Also signed a recall newscum petition 2 week's ago! Trump 2020!!!KAG

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CA-Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Careful, you're going to get a DM from Big Mike!

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MainstreamDeviant 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike is feverishly googling “how to change my vote” in hopes of tipping the scales toward a free McFartNut BJ

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BigMikesLeftNut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you start with the nuts please? I'll jizz extra hard for you.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't usually take requests but sure. Where's the right nut?

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BigMikesLeftNut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure that it has an account.