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leakmouth [S] 58 points ago +59 / -1

I swear sometimes I think the other big Mike is a plant. I fucking love the shit he says about GEOTUS

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kmillz 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think he's secretly a Trump supporter wearing a Rosie O'Donnell costume

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lofac28 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think he would be if he wasn't comped by pizza.

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MAGA_4EVER 38 points ago +38 / -0

Michael... Just because someone is smarter than you doesn't make them evil.

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TheSwiftPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

But he looked at the sun! And Hitler looked at the sun! Wake up blumpftard

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Those_Who_Wander 34 points ago +34 / -0

"Non-evil minds" ROFL! "He's counting on us not resisting" HAHA! You have resisted him every single step and call yourselves "the Resistance." Of course, he's counting on you resisting...and cheating. I do hope Trump has a plan.

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DarkMemeDuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

They always project

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MrTrumpsWildRide 23 points ago +23 / -0

Wow, I can't believe this brutal supergenius dictator's elaborate evil plan to seize power for the next 4 years could be undone just by voting in an election. If only he had been just a little bit smarter he might have foreseen this.

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williammcfadden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like a pandemic plague and riots that will keep everyone scared, at home, and voting via mail. Those are the evil plotters, the psychopaths that pit people against each other by race or whatever they can get results with. Liberty is not only freedom, but the ability of the minority group to also have some power.

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jubyeonin 15 points ago +15 / -0

This fool acting like nobody in history ever stared at the sun. πŸ˜‚

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ZanderManx 8 points ago +8 / -0

This reminds me of the day I became a Trump supporter. I was in the shower just thinking about how this "idiot" was somehow successful in all his endeavors, how this guy with no political experience had actually not destroyed the nation like the media said he would.

Something clicked in my head and I realized I actually respected his ability to be successful in everything he does. There's no way he was just bumbling through peace treaties and trade agreements through a fool's dumb luck. So I decided to see what the "evil" conservatives were saying and more pieces started to come together, and... now I'm here. Lol. Trump 2020! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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JohnMcCainsTumors 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol. The bully... These people are such fucking losers

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TheyBernedTheirCash 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol the nation did stand up to a bully in 2016.

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Racist 5 points ago +5 / -0

TEFLON DON

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Uh oh. Mike's onto our evil plan. He must be eliminated! Induce a heart attack by sending him 20 gallons of ice cream and 10 pizzas. He won't know what hit him.

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TheyBernedTheirCash 3 points ago +3 / -0

It'll be like another tuesday night at his household

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad but true.

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thelastlast 4 points ago +4 / -0

i love how people grossly misunderstand the solar eclipse thing

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can fill warehouses full of things they can't understand.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 4 points ago +4 / -0

AN EVIL PLAN TO SAVE THE REPUBLIC!

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FiDollaMilkshake 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a phat phaggot...

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Nadlers_Belt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought twitter instantly banned unhinged conspiracy theorists?

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Bruh_Momentus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!" - Michael Moore lol

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a real tweet? Holy Shit?

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leakmouth [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

A real FB post

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rhgreen2002 2 points ago +2 / -0

Philosophically speaking some people are such losers, they can even comprehend simple winning.

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Mikesummer333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mm is such a fucking faggot. "Evil" really? Come the fuck on, man

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spratville 2 points ago +2 / -0

That evil plan?

He wants to put America FIRST.

AGAIN.

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lardass Moore shouldn't sell himself short; sure, he's simple, but he's definitely evil.

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MetalRiddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd completely forgotten about the eclipse. Leftists are still triggered though.

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sir_rockness 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks into the eclipse without burning...

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LibertyJustice4All 1 point ago +1 / -0

And covid gave him greater power. 5 Rallies a day!!!

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Slick_Willys_Willy 1 point ago +1 / -0

God's annointed

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jackwerntz 1 point ago +1 / -0

They get more barfy the closer we get to the election. Or maybe, this guy is writing fiction because all his people just eat it up.

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MAGA_____bitches 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trumps evil plan is to have more Americans vote for him than vote for Hidin' Biden.

Very evil indeed.

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