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posted ago by alfredbester +585 / -0

I'm still at work, but my wife just texted me. It made me laugh at first, but now I'm thinking that those fuckers are still out there doing their stupid shit. We've got to pay attention the next few days. The crazies are going to lose their shit no matter who wins.

I'm still at work, but my wife just texted me. It made me laugh at first, but now I'm thinking that those fuckers are still out there doing their stupid shit. We've got to pay attention the next few days. The crazies are going to lose their shit no matter who wins.
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finscreenname 10 points ago +10 / -0

It did it's job. I would steal a Biden sign for paybacks but I don't know where any is.

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Markco 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’ve had two stolen. Parents has four stolen.

The saddest part is that it’s likely neighbors.

Win everyone. Take us home and make them cry again!

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border_humper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine their impotent rage tomorrow.

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Kekistan_United 6 points ago +6 / -0

my fake statistic for tonight is that for every stolen Trump sign;
someone has gotten two people to vote for him, who were otherwise sitting on the fence

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iamherefortheluls 6 points ago +6 / -0

wish people took the time to put cameras on Trump signs. Could have put a lot of anti-Trump voters in jail over last few months.

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TonsOfSalt 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you make the sign worth over a certain value, it's a felony and they lose their right to vote.

I'll sell you my $1000 Trump sign, and you can buy my $1000 Trump sign. I like yours better.

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800080 4 points ago +4 / -0

Colorado and New Jersey take political lawn sign stealing seriously, $750 and $1000 fines. It might be a felony in NJ, I forget.

Not all states disqualify felons from voting, but often election crimes can or do strip that right, since it's related to the offense committed. Probably not for one lawn sign, but might be different for a car load.

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iamherefortheluls 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't underestimate the hassle that can come to a persons life from getting caught like that or the importance of draining their time and resources. A lot of lefties go around pretending to be normies and if one works in an office, getting arrested for something like this, will reveal them for the crazy they really are.

But also another reason for my advice is that if you got people in your area that will go and vandalize your stuff over politics, you now really need to have cameras and home security because these nuts are all over the internet right now promising revenge and retribution either way.

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SpezDispenser 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wrap it in razor wire.

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RuPaw 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

The thief probably didn't steal it because he wants Trump to lose. The poor guy is a Trump voter who wants a souvenir from this historical event. He waited until the sign served its purpose.