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Amish Escort (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Amerikev2020 ago by Amerikev2020 +6681 / -0
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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 433 points ago +435 / -2

FBI investigating...

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grndmrshlgando 191 points ago +191 / -0

highly armed and dangerous amish countryfolk. engaging with extreme prejudice... fuck the FBI.

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MudDog 98 points ago +98 / -0

You really gonna die for a horse drawn wooden killdozer

[puts on 1840s glasses]

Beheef dich!

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Please_Clap 35 points ago +38 / -3

That picture is doctored!

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Coprolite 31 points ago +31 / -0

Really? 🙄

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CapnKek 34 points ago +34 / -0

Yeah. It's actually the Biden Campaign Hearse.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Men in dark clothing and long beards were the antagonists...."

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ColoradoTrumper45 27 points ago +27 / -0

"Bearded, religious fundamentalists threatening democracy!"

-- CNN

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 10 points ago +10 / -0

Austere butter churning scholars

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clueless_expert 4 points ago +4 / -0

White supremacists, religious fundamentalists surround and intimidate Harris on campaign trail. -CNN

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Bernietookmylollipop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate you for that image that is now stuck in my head. I also scoffed out loud and was glad I wasn't drinking coffee. 😂😂

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 34 points ago +34 / -0

And Amos Stoltzfus.

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

LOLING

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CeruleanShadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny thing is, I pronounced the first word with a "Y", as a "J" is a "Y" in many Slavic languages, including the ones I speak.

Further, that verb root also means "to fuck", so you could say "Fuck Yoder" if you're looking for a laugh. 😋

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok i speak Serbo-Croat and laughed out loud after i saw it from you point. Top notch.

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +4 / -1

lol

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Gipgm2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too F’ing Funny. Thanks — I needed a good laugh

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540k-Again 24 points ago +24 / -0

'bc they're riding in the same bus. Biden could use two cans and a string to make that call.

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PawtucketPat 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣 🤣 lmao

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +9 / -1

Biden campaign.

FBI

What's the difference?

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Bernietookmylollipop 2 points ago +2 / -0

One is lead by a senile dottering old fools that did nothing, the other is lead by one who wipes the senile fool's ass.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 117 points ago +118 / -1

Is this doctored?

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Racist 79 points ago +80 / -1

enhance...

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morphagent 49 points ago +49 / -0

enhance...

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Joaniev9 18 points ago +18 / -0

Delete delete

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fpc13 20 points ago +20 / -0

enhance...

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zwiebelsaft 16 points ago +16 / -0

enhance...

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donutreplyplz 7 points ago +7 / -0

enhance...

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zwiebelsaft 4 points ago +4 / -0

Moar JPEG

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Loiuzein 6 points ago +6 / -0

VERTICAL HOLD!!

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MikeVicksAstrologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

There! Do you see it birdman!?

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Loiuzein 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need to escalate to blackwatch plaid for this home stretch, Phil

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CyclopticErotica 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought glory was upon us, but alas for that we only need wait until tomorrow.

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neoPede 38 points ago +42 / -4

It's photoshopped; you can tell by looking at the right carriage, though still a nice meme.

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sniffyJB 20 points ago +20 / -0

Solid meme, but yes, just look at the flags. That's the first thing I saw.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks, pede

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EagleI 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aw I am so bummed.

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Loiuzein 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can tell from some of the pixels, and from having seen a few shops in my time

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DrinkMoreWater 18 points ago +18 / -0

It’s playing off what happened in Texas

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fpc13 75 points ago +75 / -0

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

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BeefyBelisarius 62 points ago +62 / -0

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

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cjcivicx 53 points ago +53 / -0

You know I shun fancy things like e-lectricity!

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fpc13 46 points ago +46 / -0

At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

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spaceforceltc 44 points ago +44 / -0

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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MacheteSanta 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'm the MAN OF THE LAND

I'm into DISCIPLINE

Got a BIBLE in my hand

and a beard on my chin

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Amaroq64 29 points ago +29 / -0

And if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!

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InarosPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like Hunter plows... minors

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anthemstander 6 points ago +6 / -0

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never change theDonald. It warms my heart knowing I made a weird al reference earlier today and sign back on before bed and get to read my favorite weird al song. God bless you all

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ChrisSuperDude 17 points ago +17 / -0

A local cuck voted for Biden last week, I just smiled at him and I went the other way. I really don't care in fact I wish him well, cause I'll be laughing my head off come this Tuesday.

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catvideos3 12 points ago +12 / -0

I look at my wife and realize she is Melania.

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MacheteSanta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pictures or it didn't happen. Just kidding, congrats!

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bigdickhangsright 7 points ago +7 / -0

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat

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ItsFunToSay-M-A-G-A 7 points ago +7 / -0

God Bless the Amish, God Bless Weird Al, and God Bless America!

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ChaosFrog 52 points ago +52 / -0

OMG How could Trump supporters do this? They literally drove next to a Biden bus!!! OMG Violence!!!! - Reddit

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LockeThePatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

resumes pouring gasoline on police station

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GnuYow 11 points ago +11 / -0

I've seen people on Reddit actually saying that they tried to run Biden's bus off the road. They don't care about the truth at all, just what they want to be true.

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LearnAboutRoaches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turned on Jimmy Cuckel just to see how much of a lying bitch he was going to be tonight, and was not disappointed. After his usual 5 minutes of GEOTUS bashing he showed the video and said with no shame that they all surrounded the bus in order to knock it off the road.. "allegedly" , and made some crack about how their day job is selling nightcrawlers out of their vans.

Right after explaining that all the rallies over the last couple days were rantings of a whiny, moppy bitch?? Whatever that means

It's amazing how colorful some folks can get when describing a truck with tinted windows speeding by with Trump flags on it. Nightcrawler sellers out of their van, but these were all trucks seems to me, so what they have a van too? It's amazing how quick the racism comes out to a weak mind when all they see is a truck, a flag and a person not of color

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DRKMSTR 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they're hiding all the videos showing what really happened: https://streamable.com/350vjx

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Markdin7725 2 points ago +2 / -0

can you re post the URL bro I wanna see

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you messed up the url

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sagebrushfire 29 points ago +29 / -0

Wray: “The Bureau takes these types of confrontations very seriously. There is NO PLACE for white supremacy in the United States. The Amish have been under surveillance for years now under Operation Rumspringa. We have seen countless acts of domestic terrorism including:

  • barn raising
  • butter churning
  • woodworking
  • and much more.

Enough is enough!”

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tycho 10 points ago +10 / -0

According to my BLM friends, all those things are distinctly racist, as well as showing up on time and a work ethic.

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540k-Again 3 points ago +3 / -0
  • BLM Nuclear Families = so radioactive
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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tired of this butter privilege, we need more coconut oil representation

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Richard_Friedman 23 points ago +25 / -2

Where is the white car running trump trainers off the road? Hah

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DrinkMoreWater 18 points ago +18 / -0

It was a white horse and it was kicked out because raycissss

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Pepe_longcockings 9 points ago +9 / -0

A white bronco you say?

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DrinkMoreWater 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, legend says it was being rode by a former football player with ill-fitting gloves.

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Pepe_longcockings 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like an upstanding citizen who never committed any crimes

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DrinkMoreWater 7 points ago +7 / -0

He didn’t do anything, but in case he ever did do anything, he wrote a book about it.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0
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MAGA_Aoyoc 13 points ago +13 / -0

Even the Amish hate lyin biden and kabala.

Says a lot when even the Amish hate you!

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Hodor124 12 points ago +12 / -0

BREAKING from The New York Times: The FBI has assigned 15 agents to investigate this happening and has concluded that this image has been doctored, possibly by Russian disinformationists. The Times can also proudly report that a high-ranking official who overheard a higher ranking official talking to people familiar with Chris Wray's thinking has confirmed to the Times that a second investigation into Russia's role in said disinformative photoshop is ongoing.

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montominco 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Its OK to report fake news so long as you don't include actual sources." Jack Dorsey

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Kashim11 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh my God that is hilarious. They should watch out for the FBI though.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 10 points ago +10 / -0

How incredible is this timeline? We have the Amish trolling like bosses!

Edit: Damn, looks like it’s too good to be true on second look

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GorillaChannel1 9 points ago +9 / -0

I once saw an Amish kid/guy put like 5 Miller Lite 30 packs in the back of his horse buggy. Was impressed.

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kekkk 8 points ago +8 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEE RACIST HORSE CARRIAGES

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lizardo221 8 points ago +8 / -0

God I want this to be real

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CharlesDemar72 7 points ago +7 / -0

“Been spending most my life living in an Amish paradise”

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Desertwhale 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Amish are Based AF.

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jubyeonin 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL It would be better with the psycho lady's car in there.

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Current_Year_Acct 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based on everything we've seen from this "campaign", I would not be surprised if horse & buggies surrounded their bus, driving them out of town, causing Biden to cancel his campaign events and claim all those vicious, violent Trump supporters created too much of a threat.

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RogueLeaderX 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man! I wish this was real! Sadly, I know its fake.

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shitpost?

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BlondeBombshell88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Omgggg is this real? Because that’s hilarious

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

no, lol. But the FBI is on it.

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

dOmEsTiC aMiSh TeRrOrIsTs

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thou hath madeth me kek, good yon pede!

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ColoradoKoolAid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit I cannot believe I am living through this

This is the type of shit you read in history books and be like “Wait.....what??”

God Bless our Amish brother!!

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a meme based off of the Trump trucks & commie bus in Texas, although the buggies with Trump “no more bullshit” flags are real

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GodKingHarambe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I know, but still I never would have though we would be seeing an Amish Trump Train.

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based Amish know what’s up 😊

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Itiswrittenkjv1611 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great!!

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YoungCharles 4 points ago +4 / -0

They need the type of carriages they had in The Gladiator with the spikes coming out the sides of the wheels.

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Ssue1216 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fbi lol

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DankPepe81 4 points ago +5 / -1

Based.

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Critically low levels of energy when the Amish surround you with their buggies.

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Traveler 4 points ago +4 / -0

top kek

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Spermythecat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this shopped? If so then nice meme bro. If not then omg this is lulzier.

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MarvinNash 9 points ago +9 / -0

The "No More Bullshit" flag is a real nice touch!

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol is this real?

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thegeeseisleese 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is great

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Redked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's some straight up 1984 shit written on the back of the bus. Did the ministry of truth come up with those slogans?

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The_DonWon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gotta include the white car lol

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ShadilayEveryDay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ban Assault horse-drawn carriages! Reeeeeeee

-some leftist probably

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

NGL, my mind was in the gutter when I read this title...

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHAHA

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm, those Amish always have a pig farm around eh....

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overblod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, this has to be shopped... is this real??? No...

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Amerikev2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it's real. Just as real as Joe's accomplishments over the last 47 years.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hardest laugh I have had all day, thanks!

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SilentFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg this had me laughing. Great work memers!

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RaceReminderChelsea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Directory Wray will get right on this