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Amish Escort (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Amerikev2020 ago by Amerikev2020 +6681 / -0
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– fpc13 75 points ago +75 / -0

I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

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– BeefyBelisarius 62 points ago +62 / -0

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me

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– cjcivicx 53 points ago +53 / -0

You know I shun fancy things like e-lectricity!

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– fpc13 46 points ago +46 / -0

At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

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– spaceforceltc 44 points ago +44 / -0

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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– InarosPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like Hunter plows... minors

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– anthemstander 6 points ago +6 / -0

On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife

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– WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never change theDonald. It warms my heart knowing I made a weird al reference earlier today and sign back on before bed and get to read my favorite weird al song. God bless you all

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