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Amish Escort (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Amerikev2020 ago by Amerikev2020 +6681 / -0
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cjcivicx 53 points ago +53 / -0

You know I shun fancy things like e-lectricity!

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fpc13 46 points ago +46 / -0

At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool

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spaceforceltc 44 points ago +44 / -0

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone

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MacheteSanta 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'm the MAN OF THE LAND

I'm into DISCIPLINE

Got a BIBLE in my hand

and a beard on my chin

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Amaroq64 29 points ago +29 / -0

And if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!

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InarosPrime 3 points ago +3 / -0

More like Hunter plows... minors