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Amish Escort (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Amerikev2020 ago by Amerikev2020 +6681 / -0
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MacheteSanta 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'm the MAN OF THE LAND

I'm into DISCIPLINE

Got a BIBLE in my hand

and a beard on my chin

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Amaroq64 29 points ago +29 / -0

And if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine

then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!

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Trendmade 6 points ago +6 / -0

We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise

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Halloweenie 2 points ago +2 / -0

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek