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He tried. (streamable.com) 🇺🇸🎖️ MEME ARMY 🎖️🇺🇸
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Digitaliberty 519 points ago +519 / -0

He would still use them after they jumped.

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StarbuckPirate 15 points ago +15 / -0

Splat.... KEK.

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NinjaSquirrel 133 points ago +133 / -0

100% democratic turnout for dead voters

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Kekintosh2020 69 points ago +69 / -0

178%*

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DrinkMoreWater 61 points ago +61 / -0

666%*

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winsome 43 points ago +43 / -0

2020 divided by 30330=0.0666

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deleted 25 points ago +25 / -0
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SyNiKaLiTy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I lol'd...

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s gonna be a mobile game.

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Bigly_Brick_Bot 13 points ago +13 / -0

St. Pepe predicted this

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DrinkMoreWater 9 points ago +9 / -0

😯😮😦 Yikes.

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DonaldTrumpsFish 23 points ago +23 / -0

Cause of death....covid

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TheOxOnRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

You continually surprise me sir. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r52Z-GscUwU

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Tenspot20 12 points ago +12 / -0

No living person would vote for this man.

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Aoikaze2000 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hear it's over 9000% percent....

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ZombieConstitution 6 points ago +6 / -0

ahem...

WHAT, 9000? There's no way that can be right!

...Can it!?

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yep, it's why we need to validate the voters and ensure that we don't have any dead people, cats, dogs, hamsters, birds, fishes, snakes, ferrets, dolphins, whales, and sharknados voting.

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MostlyPeaceful 2 points ago +2 / -0

The scouter should account for that though!!

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

over 9000 penises.

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geekesmind 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you assume 9000 genders

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Zippythekid 46 points ago +46 / -0

Haha, that’s good. Exactly “jump, jump it’s easier that way then I don’t have to convince you to vote your country down the shitter”

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CandyBarr 10 points ago +10 / -0

When COVID HIT one of the first things Cuomo did was order 45 Refrigerated Box Trucks to stack bodies in.

Man is either an idiot, nefarious or a master of panic.

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 19 points ago +19 / -0

Damn, you beat me to it

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undead_drop_bear 7 points ago +7 / -0

if they were there for him, they might actually jump after tomorrow's results

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NinjaSquirrel 335 points ago +336 / -1

"I have a feeling we're coming together for a big win tomorrow" Holds a straight face, no smile, he knows.

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Rainman 129 points ago +129 / -0

Oh man never thought about that

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WhitePowerRanger 21 points ago +23 / -2

Lol seriously? I know no one here likes to admit it, but he COULD lose. I’m not saying it’s likely or anything. Just it is a possibility. That being said, I’ve thought about it and I’m always like, we shit. He’s got 2 and a half months of lame duck. Might as well just start signing executive orders and declassifying everything left right and center. Who’s going to stop him? Lol

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dontCensorMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, realistically Trump will get 70-75% of votes. Hope this is enough, so that Democrats can't dampen the numbers with their massive election fraud enough to make this change.

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wumao 76 points ago +76 / -0

Democrats dont care if that happens. At this point ifs a zero sum game for them. They have nothing to lose.

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christianknight 48 points ago +49 / -1

They have nothing to lose?

Neither do we.

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WhitePowerRanger 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’d like to withdrawal my name from this; I have a lot to lose. Like a family and a solid job and bank account. Like most republicans and trump supporters.

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Loiuzein 7 points ago +7 / -0

The question is, would you rather lose them because you fought to protect them, or because they were taken when there was no one left to fight for them?

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right. Totes happy to fight my mans, not implying that. I’m just saying I do have shit to lose though lol I’d like to not be classified in the same category I place commies and liberals welfare recipients when it comes to my net worth and awesome family lol

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Loiuzein 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah yeah yeah,I totally gotcha! You came at that from a way more wholesome direction than my dumb butt read it, lol

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TheOneWhoKnocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Biden is declared the winner, you already have lost all that.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

The money is fake. And your family will be taken from you and out into a camp, or you taken from them. Sorry to break this to you.

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Skogin 22 points ago +22 / -0

The losers have nothing to lose.

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mathteach314159 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh they have plenty to lose. So do the RINO assholes in congress. No one who isn’t America first will be safe.

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border_humper 5 points ago +5 / -0

they believe in nothing but marxism and pleasure.

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SigSeikoSpyderco 4 points ago +4 / -0

Part of destruction. Their candidate doesn't mean shit.

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DoubleBased 13 points ago +13 / -0

4 years and 78 days.

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RandArrow 45 points ago +45 / -0

He didn't say his win.

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Skogin 26 points ago +26 / -0

.WIN

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80960KA 25 points ago +25 / -0

You'd be hard pressed to find video of any candidate, even one down 20 points, saying "hey guys we're gonna lose hard tomorrow" at campaign rally.

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pingpongdingdong 10 points ago +10 / -0

“It fees like sniffing a young girl. Hunter says it feels like hanging out naked with underage family members.”

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah there was a smile. Rewatch.

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IHeartMyDoggy 198 points ago +198 / -0

So people watching his “rally” are in a parking garage? WTF? Why?

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Buce-Nudo 78 points ago +78 / -0

If true, then it is surely a bigger, better, and more beautiful parking garage.

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harps71 43 points ago +43 / -0

Helluva a garage, one of the most beautiful. Helluva job, helluva job by our great Patriots for creating such a masterpiece.

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time ol' Sleep Joe calls us Chumps, it's gonna get 10 floors higher!

And China's gonna pay for it!!!

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blogbusserb 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the best parking garages don't we folks?

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DarkMemeDuck 31 points ago +31 / -0

Yeah but he never said "I need you" before.

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pyre2001 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe he's worried they are nursing home employees.

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D__1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was Hunter there?

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mathteach314159 43 points ago +43 / -0

Joe makes suicide jokes, thats cool Joe.

Dudes got no charisma.

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covfefe-time 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just Joe, showing his 'empathy' again.

Hey Joe, where's Hunter??

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Sumarongi 6 points ago +7 / -1

For people who get worked up about whether you use a plastic straw or not , or whether you use the proper gender pronoun,

that’s charisma

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D__1 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean the people that want to de-populate the planet?

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No_Malarkey_Joe 14 points ago +14 / -0

I've been wondering why don't we actually go into his rallies and call him out on bullshit in the middle of his speeches? Imagine the one video of the pede calling him a liar and shutting him down, but instead the majority of the crowd is us backing the heckler up?

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meals23 15 points ago +15 / -0

never forget the undercover pede at Hillary's rally where she gave the "alt-right" speech

PEPE

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DrinkMoreWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based af

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Granite_MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cause they keep them a secret for that reason. They're pretty much just interviews with the media.

I've seen it in person, their events are extremely tightly controlled. There's no such thing as a high profile Democrat event where the general public is essentially invited. They select the attendees ahead of time.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes a ton of sense. Biden would either fold like a piece of paper and go off the rails if his rally flipped on him. Plus the rules on decorum don't really apply anymore so I don't doubt for a second any one of us wouldn't jump at the chance to call Obama out on his bullshit if we had the opportunity.

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kenitzka 10 points ago +10 / -0

Second time in Pittsburgh area he told hecklers up high not to jump. WTF, Joe?

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Smubbs 35 points ago +35 / -0

Can confirm. Obama came to orlando a few days ago. No location was disclosed and it was invite only.

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covfefe-time 14 points ago +14 / -0

No real public support, aside from a few low energy morons, who just want to go back to being comfortably lied to by shit head, do-nothing politicians, and media that treats them like infallible royalty.

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ChelseaHubbell 28 points ago +28 / -0

Chyna Plague

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Dingus 16 points ago +16 / -0

never shouldve been allowed to happen

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TrumpsBestFriend 25 points ago +25 / -0

It was Trump supporters. He's referencing a moment about a month ago when a heckler was making fun of him from his rooftops and Biden told the heckler not to jump.. i guess as an insult

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No_Malarkey_Joe 21 points ago +22 / -1

So Biden is making light of suicide? I literally can't even rn.

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yeah, I think that’s it... it’s another fail.

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ChelseaHubbell 170 points ago +171 / -1

I want to slap that fake smile off his face with my vote

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ChaosFrog 73 points ago +73 / -0

He's had so much plastic surgery you'd probably take all of his skin off and reveal a ghoulish corpse

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Pepe_longcockings 27 points ago +27 / -0

Wait, you’re saying that hasn’t already happened?

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Blazeron 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair to Joe he doesn't look a day over 5000 years old!

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NYC_4_Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

Slap his face off and reveal (gasp) RBG

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CleanYourRoom 15 points ago +15 / -0

Its not fake, its plastic surgery. he cant stop it.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

He legit just made a joke about suicide and insulted thousands..... Joe is a sick fucking bastard!!!!!!!!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got a raging vote right now.

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should hear the forced laugh when he mentions Donald Trump's interest in corruption

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Drekken- 123 points ago +124 / -1

He keeps cracking the don't jump joke. Fucking lame old man. I'm sure he has a feeling about tomorrow. He thinks they are going to cheat and get away with it.

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USA1 61 points ago +61 / -0 (edited)

He knows his constituents all wanna kill themselves.

Edit: actually he just likes people hypothetically "not" jumping off buildings. https://youtu.be/nY-Mq0yrt8M I'm sure the sjw crowd will jump on his language. Oh wait that's just for us conservatives.

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

well statistically 41% of them do

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Skogin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Suicide is top on his rotten mind.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 10 points ago +10 / -0

He should try “Do a backflip, faggot.”

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meals23 5 points ago +5 / -0

that would require charisma you don't find in diddlers like Biden

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panama_sucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

his handlers told him everything would be fine, so hes probably in for a rude awakening

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Magapede16 73 points ago +73 / -0

Good God, that's pathetic.

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20KAG20 25 points ago +25 / -0

Don’t kill yourself! I need you!

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Johnfox13 10 points ago +10 / -0

Least until after you vote for me, then jump ya stupid bastard

(I couldn’t help it)

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MikesBigJockstrap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dead people still vote democrat. Nothing would change.

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NullP 67 points ago +68 / -1

"Dont Jump!" (Until tomorrow's results are in)

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Error404LifeNotFound 45 points ago +45 / -0

Bruh.. doesn't he know that dead folks vote democrat?

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Jsmitty112 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahah!

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SentinelArtillery 38 points ago +38 / -0

"Don't Jump! I need you!" Biden supporters literally on suicide alert LMFAO 😂

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DrinkMoreWater 7 points ago +7 / -0

1 in voter fraud

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tendies_ 37 points ago +37 / -0 (edited)

"by the way one last thing.......oh" music just plays over him

edit: Look at this low energy "rally" by sleepy joe https://i.maga.host/TarTcxf.png

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Skogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

“I’m taking too much time”

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rich77 2 points ago +2 / -0

meanwhile at the trump rallies theyre begging him to stay

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OJ_Epstein 7 points ago +7 / -0

That looks more like a memorial service than a rally

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Jebs_guac_recipe 4 points ago +5 / -1

Why do they always wait until the last night to pull out the American flags?

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D_Plainview 31 points ago +31 / -0

Suicide hasn’t stopped people voting democrat in the past

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IncredibleMrE1 26 points ago +27 / -1

End this stupid traitor's entire career tomorrow, pedes.

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AlphaNathan 23 points ago +23 / -0

Trojan horse

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_KeepAmericaGreat_ 18 points ago +19 / -1

Serious question, how many rallies have Biden done compared to Trump in the past month?

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culpfiction 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't know, but I suspect Biden has had more lids than rallies.

Also tonight lady gaga & John legend hold a concert at the Biden/Kamala rally... less than half the viewers than the RSBN steam looking at Trump's Kenosha crowd before he even arrived.

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killerbunny88 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is just sad lol

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weiman 17 points ago +17 / -0

Top kek man

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's a hilarious joke if you have dementia.

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like_with_a_cloth 16 points ago +16 / -0

If they jumped they'd be guaranteed to vote for him.

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djtverystablegenius 15 points ago +15 / -0

Attending a Joe Biden speech is about as entertaining as inviting Ted Bundy to dinner.

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2020REBOUND 15 points ago +15 / -0

Must see how that moron stumbled through his last minutes on the stage.

https://youtu.be/NkS-TyO3aGc?t=7901 (prompted

He's SHOT

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magabigleague2 9 points ago +9 / -0

lmao I saw that 178k people watched the stream and went down to the comments to see what a shit show it would be and was pleasantly surprised that every single comment were from people that hate him ahahah.

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Vests123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did that many people actually watch?

Other than two or three positive comments, all were negative towards Biden.

I wonder how many actually watched?

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magabigleague2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no clue, its up to 284k views now

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Vests123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't put it past YouTube to inflate his numbers and make it look as though people actually watched this event.

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bidensmissingbrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

For reference. Trumps Kenosha rally which ran far longer (and so ended later) is at almost a million views.

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Vests123 1 point ago +1 / -0

The enthusiasm and energy of a POTUS rally is amazing! He also had 5 rallies today, so this is very impressive.

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NavyGuy 15 points ago +15 / -0

His body language is that of a person who has already lost.

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SWIM 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'd jump if I was at a Biden "rally" the night before the election.

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dubler6 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thank God we never have to listen to this guy again after tomorrow.

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Seabass 2 points ago +2 / -0

And Biden will learn to code

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Kekistan_United 10 points ago +10 / -0

theres so many, he asks the camera to pan around to show all the people...

oh wait. nvm. that was GEOTUS

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ChikfilaFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like there was a few hundred .... And this was downtown in a blue city a day before the election and he had Lady Gaga with him.

At Trumps' events, he IS the entertainment & celebrity!

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RoofKorean 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not only is he a corrupt asshole, he's an unfunny fuck, too?

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MustafaJones 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why the hell does he always look so pained? Are they electroshocking him to keep him awake?

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GalaxyDelta9 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a feeling thats going to be good advice for them tomorrow

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Stoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Desperate car sales guy stink is all over this campaign

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The_Real_Jameson 8 points ago +8 / -0

The new "Please Clap" is "Don't Jump." Pass it on.

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t jump. Also buy a salsa bowl. I love snails.

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SEV3Npoint 8 points ago +8 / -0

It was better the first time he used that joke. When he was delivering those pizzas and there was heckler on the roof.

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol did that really happen?

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DrinkMoreWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol that’s awesome! Is there any video?

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DrinkMoreWater 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! “We need fracking, we need coal!”

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Undying 7 points ago +7 / -0

How many is a lot?

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Abovethefray 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dozens? That would be big for biden.

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Patriot456 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ummmmm, what? I don't know what he meant, but I certainly know what it sounded like he meant.

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photonslayer 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is at least the 2nd time he's tried this joke lately. Is it common for his supporters to throw themselves off parking garages at his "rallies"?

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DrinkMoreWater 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would have stopped after the cringe Philadelphia Eagles jacket fail.

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BidensDementiaMeds 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a sick fuck lol. Funny thing is after tomorrow night they will be jumping..

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Zappo 6 points ago +6 / -0

They use cars because horns sound louder than 6 people cheering. (The rest of his "supporters" are blow-up dolls, in the car, can't tell because of the tinted windows)

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ajcadoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

What’s with the incessant obsession of his supporters committing suicide?

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1ValhallaJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

This was a set up the whole time. They put this potato in because they knew they had no shot. But they wanted to try insurrection. Fuck around and find out

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astro_eng 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wtf!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please clap.

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Pres-Trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

Jump faggots, make your last action mean something. (To you.)

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Pres-Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, well I didn't know that. I don't watch dementia patients.

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SpaceForceMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t understand

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SniffedByBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably Trump fans heckling from above all speech. You can tell he is visibly agitated when he says that

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Mayhem 4 points ago +4 / -0

U wot m8

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DrinkMoreWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burnnnn

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Trumper007 3 points ago +4 / -1

Jesus!