Back in 2004, a liberal co-worker was warbling in the faculty lounge about how, if the polls showed him behind, George W Bush was going to declare martial law and stop the election.
I said, "Oh nonsense."
Lib, "He will! He will, he's a fascist!"
I said, "I'll bet you $20 he doesn't.
Lib, "... I'm not going to bet, but you watch."
I said, "Five bucks, then. I bet you five bucks he doesn't."
Lib, "... no... look, I don't want to bet money, I just know that--"
Me: "One dollar. Fifty cent. I bet you fifty cent. You won't bet fifty cents??"
He finally, reluctantly, bet me 50 cents. Would not pay up later, insisted that "voter suppression" was close enough. Avoided me like the plague for the rest of the year. Left America for New Zealand shortly after. Last I heard, he hated NZ but couldn't afford to leave. LOL
LOL... well, no, he had always fantasized about NZ... you know, socialism "done right." Turns out he was in a higher tax bracket than he realized. One of this friends a year later commented that he wanted to leave NZ but literally couldn't afford a plane ticket. Oh, how I laughed...
I was gonna try and bait my liberal buddy into a bet over the election but forgot and doubt even he believes in ole joe enough to throw down money on it. God speed soon to be richer pede
Here’s my bet. Odd amount is because of Bitcoin transfer fees taking a cut off my $1750. Kind of wish I would have taken the effort to make a 1776 bet 😎
Well, if he doesn't win (he will) then your consolation prize will be that the dollar won't be worth its weight in toilet paper once Communism sets in. :)
Ballsy! Hell yeah. I have about $1500 coming my way from my cucked friends when the results come in. Wishing I had more to gamble, especially within the past months. Vacations incoming, hahaha!
if he doesn't report it as income he will likely make more
Betting sites have betting limits.
Hmm. Trust the libby to pay up when he loses?
He's likely to say Trump cheated, voter suppression, Russia Russia Russia.......
They still haven't accepted their loss from 4 years ago.
Good point, it's hard enough to get some one to pay up 100, cant imagine 20k plus a libtard
MoNeY Is jUsT A sOcIaL CoNsTrUcT AnYwAy!!!!
"Then you won't mind handing it over then?" I would reply.
Back in 2004, a liberal co-worker was warbling in the faculty lounge about how, if the polls showed him behind, George W Bush was going to declare martial law and stop the election.
I said, "Oh nonsense."
Lib, "He will! He will, he's a fascist!"
I said, "I'll bet you $20 he doesn't.
Lib, "... I'm not going to bet, but you watch."
I said, "Five bucks, then. I bet you five bucks he doesn't."
Lib, "... no... look, I don't want to bet money, I just know that--"
Me: "One dollar. Fifty cent. I bet you fifty cent. You won't bet fifty cents??"
He finally, reluctantly, bet me 50 cents. Would not pay up later, insisted that "voter suppression" was close enough. Avoided me like the plague for the rest of the year. Left America for New Zealand shortly after. Last I heard, he hated NZ but couldn't afford to leave. LOL
Takes a real cuck to move to new Zealand to avoid paying a $0.50 bet back
LOL... well, no, he had always fantasized about NZ... you know, socialism "done right." Turns out he was in a higher tax bracket than he realized. One of this friends a year later commented that he wanted to leave NZ but literally couldn't afford a plane ticket. Oh, how I laughed...
Akshually, Hillary won the popular vote.
I was gonna try and bait my liberal buddy into a bet over the election but forgot and doubt even he believes in ole joe enough to throw down money on it. God speed soon to be richer pede
Ha thanks bro! Once we win, I'm going to post the text message interaction...lol
You guys better both put that shit in escrow
You still have time 👍
I like how you think
I baited my patriot friend who loves fake news.
I'll take his money. Buy beer. ;)
Congrats on your $20k
I have $500 on predictit and stand to win $1200 if Trump wins
You allready won ma dude. Landslide inc.
Yep I wanna take libturds money
10k to win 12.5 here
Here’s my bet. Odd amount is because of Bitcoin transfer fees taking a cut off my $1750. Kind of wish I would have taken the effort to make a 1776 bet 😎
Risk $ 1745.36 / To Win $ 2530.77 / Odds +145
I got $5k and almost all of it at 33¢ and some derivatives at 5-9¢. I think my potential is $16.5k, I'm way too fucking pumped right now
Donate the proceeds to Kyle's defense fund!
whoa hmm not a bad idea..
We have crazy bets all the time he's good he will pay.
Well, if he doesn't win (he will) then your consolation prize will be that the dollar won't be worth its weight in toilet paper once Communism sets in. :)
Great windfall. What's the plan for your MAGA money?
Bitcoin baby!
Interesting choice. I'd prefer cash in hand myself, but my buddies a bitcoiner too. So I get it.
Problem is conservatives pay their debts, libs dont. Still a Chad move tho brother!!!
Better post the update!
I placed a beer money on Trump winning the popular vote. Tomorrow might have me some whiskey money.
You'll never collect.
I had over $1,200 in Bets 2016 with different co-workers and not one of them paid me
hope you got odds or you missing out on a lot of money.
Here’s to making a fat stack of salty cash
Well done! How ya gonna spend all that bro? Some for Kyle's bail fund just to rub it in?
I got 5 on it. Yesterday the butterflies started to set in haha.
get in faggot
we're going to the bank
all singles
strip club and mountains of mcdonald's cheeseburgers
You can get better odds online. 2.95 so youd turn it into almost $60k.
If he was smart he would bet $20k on Trump. That way Trump wins he wins even more Trump loses he is even.
Where are those odds?
Easy Money
Ballsy! Hell yeah. I have about $1500 coming my way from my cucked friends when the results come in. Wishing I had more to gamble, especially within the past months. Vacations incoming, hahaha!
Nice... I'm in to win 10k if all my bets hit. Fingers crossed, good luck pede.
If it was a straight bet, your rich friend just went and hedged it for $13k and pocketed his free $7k.
Which is why he’s rich probably lol
But seriously MAGA and good luck
Taking $20,000 from a liberal? Do you know how many dildoes he could have bought?
Without a contract, only the honest pay the downside.